Today I'm angry about.....

[Dujon]

Should have simply deported him! Bloody racist Aussies.

[Prufrock]

Punch your girlfriend, then while she is on the floor kick her in the head: community service and suspended sentece.

Disrupt a boat-race: six months.

Do a racist Facebook when drunk: two months.

Do a 'waaay let's riot' Facebook when drunk: four years.

[Hoboh]

Punch your girlfriend, then while she is on the floor kick her in the head: community service and suspended sentece. Castrate then hang from nearest lampost to th court

Disrupt a boat-race: six months. keep prodding with oars when he trys to get out then he drowns from being knackerd

Do a racist Facebook when drunk: two months. Ban face book and dye the cnut black

Do a 'waaay let's riot' Facebook when drunk: four years. Ban facebook and give 3 min warning to rioters then open up with live ammo

SORTED

[Prufrock]

Why AREN'T you in charge Hobes?

[Bijou Bob]

Punch your girlfriend, then while she is on the floor kick her in the head: community service and suspended sentece.

Disrupt a boat-race: six months.

Do a racist Facebook when drunk: two months.

Do a 'waaay let's riot' Facebook when drunk: four years.

Abuse a copper on the street, a night in gaol. Abuse a copper in Downing Street, a night in the Carlton Club

[Hoboh]

Why AREN'T you in charge Hobes?

Too many liberals suffer indigestion at my ideas, all I want is what is needed to keep a free, safe sociaty who respect and look out for others not what we have now a free for all for blaggards and layabouts with more feckin' rights than you can shake a stick at!

[Wandering Willy]

Why AREN'T you in charge Hobes?

all I want is what is needed to keep a free, safe sociaty

and free educaschun.

[Hoboh]

Why AREN'T you in charge Hobes?

all I want is what is needed to keep a free, safe sociaty

and free educaschun.

cheeky I am working nights at the mo and besides I've never got my head around that blasted word

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Today's fire alarm. Mid dump. Kerrrrrrrrrang Kerrrrrrrrrrrrrang Kerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrang.
Ears nearly bleeding from the proximity of the bell, and the noise echoing off the tiles. Struggled out to assembly point as fast as I could, but still last one there for obvious reasons. Everybody standing around answering names from the signing in board, and I got quizzed about why it took me so long by the boss, so I answer honestly "Well, I was having a shit...", still got glared at. And it turns out to be a test. Fxcking practice run.

[Verbal]

You must have shat yourself, Leopard.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

You must have shat yourself, Leopard.

It was a close call.

[bobo the clown]

You must have shat yourself, Leopard.

It was a close call.

Just beware that you may now have a mental association with bells & taking a dump.

The implications are horrific.


Don't catch any buses, that's my advice.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

You must have shat yourself, Leopard.

It was a close call.

Just beware that you may now have a mental association with bells & taking a dump.

The implications are horrific.


Don't catch any buses, that's my advice.

Ha! Pavlov's dumps. I shall carry a spare pair of underpants around with me at all times.

[bobo the clown]

You must have shat yourself, Leopard.

It was a close call.

Just beware that you may now have a mental association with bells & taking a dump.

The implications are horrific.


Don't catch any buses, that's my advice.

Ha! Pavlov's dumps. I shall carry a spare pair of underpants around with me at all times.

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[Lost Leopard Spot]

You must have shat yourself, Leopard.

It was a close call.

Just beware that you may now have a mental association with bells & taking a dump.

The implications are horrific.


Don't catch any buses, that's my advice.

Ha! Pavlov's dumps. I shall carry a spare pair of underpants around with me at all times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K96-WN25 ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Why dont people hurry to cross the road these days when a car is bearing down on them?

Schoolkids are the worst. They just look at you like they're the cockiest little bastard on earth.

[thebish]

Why dont people hurry to cross the road these days when a car is bearing down on them?

Schoolkids are the worst. They just look at you like they're the cockiest little bastard on earth.

I think they do in Cardiff at the moment.....

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Why dont people hurry to cross the road these days when a car is bearing down on them?

Schoolkids are the worst. They just look at you like they're the cockiest little bastard on earth.

I think they do in Cardiff at the moment.....

aye let that be a lesson to em all !

[Annoyed Grunt]

Why dont people hurry to cross the road these days when a car is bearing down on them?

Schoolkids are the worst. They just look at you like they're the cockiest little bastard on earth.

I think they do in Cardiff at the moment.....

[General Mannerheim]

Loads of sweaty graduates at our place, you go for a drink with em and buy a round - then each one of em buys their own next one and nobody else one? feck* all that about?