The Politics Thread

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Who will you be voting for?

Labour
13
41%
Conservatives
12
38%
Liberal Democrats
2
6%
UK Independence Party (UKIP)
0
No votes
Green Party
3
9%
Plaid Cymru
0
No votes
Other
1
3%
Planet Hobo
1
3%
 
Total votes: 32

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by KeyserSoze » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:56 pm

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:08 pm

Oh dear. First Gordon saving the world, now Cameron doing God's work.

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Prufrock » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:04 am

Why does he keep saying weird stuff?! Are they having a bet to see what they can get away with?

How a man whose only two jobs have been TV and politics can be so bad at PR is beyond me.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by William the White » Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:10 pm

Is it the April 1st edition? That can't be genuiine, surely.

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Prufrock » Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:54 pm

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Prufrock » Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:55 pm

Also, am I the only person who thinks Michael Gove looks like he should be walking round with a Tommy gun?
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Beefheart » Fri Apr 11, 2014 4:13 pm

I like when rich people claim to be doing Jesus' work, conveniently forgetting he was basically a communist and said to get rid of all material possessions.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Apr 11, 2014 4:47 pm

Beefheart wrote:I like when rich people claim to be doing Jesus' work, conveniently forgetting he was basically a communist and said to get rid of all material possessions.
Hope they have a camera on hand the first time he tries the five loaves and two fishes one, or changing all the perrier water into wine during a house session. Walking across the Thames has been done already by Dynamo, but he could get a lifetime appointment if he managed to raise Winston Churchill back from the dead.....
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by jaffka » Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:47 pm

I will volunteer to hammer the nails into him

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by LeverEnd » Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:09 pm

Prufrock wrote:Also, am I the only person who thinks Michael Gove looks like he should be walking round with a Tommy gun?
Looks to me like he should be running a local shop with his wife/sister Tubbs.

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Bijou Bob » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:29 pm

Prufrock wrote:Also, am I the only person who thinks Michael Gove looks like he should be walking round with a Tommy gun?
I see him as more of a big Milky Bar carrier meself
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by thebish » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:57 pm

Prufrock wrote:Why does he keep saying weird stuff?! Are they having a bet to see what they can get away with?

How a man whose only two jobs have been TV and politics can be so bad at PR is beyond me.

he's not the only Tory spouting off...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politic ... oy-it.html

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Post by Prufrock » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:58 pm

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by a1 » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:37 pm

Prufrock wrote:Why does he keep saying weird stuff?! Are they having a bet to see what they can get away with?

How a man whose only two jobs have been TV and politics can be so bad at PR is beyond me.
gordon brown was calling someone a bigot on the sly, and she found out and and still voted for him, and he was a journalist at one point . so i dont think cameron will be that arsed if a few humanist sorts that wont vote for him anyway cluck at one another over it.

others wont know what he's on about , maybe wonder slightly if theyve remembered that bit of the bible wrong , not be arsed panicking over it and shrug their shoulders .

the election's not for ages, it must be what sport is like for people that can't run.

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Athers » Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:33 pm

Just noticed my tax & NI has nudged up £7 this month, student loan repayments gone down by £4. Takehome £3 down.

Good job I buy a few hundred pints a month and play bingo ;)

Seriously though, £107.5bn the Government borrowed in 13-14... doing our bit and that. You're welcome George!
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Prufrock » Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:08 pm

Tax & NI down £14.

Student loan? Down £70. HR have knocked it off completely. They've cocked loads of stuff up for the start of this year apparently. Going to leave it until next month and hope against all prior evidence that they fix it. Otherwise, that's going to be a pain in the arse.

Student loan should be down by about a fiver though I think (according to my somewhat sus maths), leaving me £19pm better off. Cost of what crisis?
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:08 pm

I appear to be £50 a month better off. :fingers:
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by thebish » Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:03 pm

how come everybody suddenly knows how much better or worse off a month they are?

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Prufrock » Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:55 pm

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Beefheart » Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:11 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:I appear to be £50 a month better off. :fingers:
I think I'm about the same, will have to check tomorrow.

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