The Official You Tube/weird world thread.
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The Bishop of Dromore must have been absolutely cunted then. Good work, Sir.LeverEnd wrote:bobo the clown wrote:To be fair there were no children, nuns or animals involved.KeyserSoze wrote:The holy trinity
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Frankly I think he was slacking.The bishop of Dromore said in a statement that he had no knowledge of the incident.
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Matron!
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Perfectly rational behaviour here!
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WT Feckity F.Bruce Rioja wrote:Perfectly rational behaviour here!
That's not a leopard!
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Authentic from the US tv programme Castle.
If they wanted a real Geordie criminal they could have had our Gaz.
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"This was the one thing we didn't want to happen"
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A fantastic story emerging today about a 65yr old woman on a cruise. The ship docks in Madeira and she & her husband have an argument. She decides she's had enough & storms off to the airport to catch a flight home telling him he can finish the cruise without her. (Winner" tbh).
She changes her mind and returns to port only to see the ship leaving. So she jumps in to swim to it (oblivious to the reality of that I guess). She's rescued holding her handbag and taken to hospital suffering hypoghermia, exposure & exhaustion. A hospital spokesman, in a moment of fantastic understatement said "she's not in a position to speak at the moment". The husband is "unavailable for comment".
Memo to husband .... bin her off now. It ain't going to get better, mate)
She changes her mind and returns to port only to see the ship leaving. So she jumps in to swim to it (oblivious to the reality of that I guess). She's rescued holding her handbag and taken to hospital suffering hypoghermia, exposure & exhaustion. A hospital spokesman, in a moment of fantastic understatement said "she's not in a position to speak at the moment". The husband is "unavailable for comment".
Memo to husband .... bin her off now. It ain't going to get better, mate)
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Yay !!! I bloody approve of this ....
Really hope it's true.
"An 82yr old man has been arrested in the Northside of Cork City for pointing his Sky remote into strangers houses and turning on Babestation".
Really hope it's true.
"An 82yr old man has been arrested in the Northside of Cork City for pointing his Sky remote into strangers houses and turning on Babestation".
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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bobo the clown wrote:Yay !!! I bloody approve of this ....
Really hope it's true.
"An 82yr old man has been arrested in the Northside of Cork City for pointing his Sky remote into strangers houses and turning on Babestation".
Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.
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That's backed up my excuse to Nearly Mrs Bob.......
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You may have seen the 'news' story yesterday about the female GMP assistant Chief Constable who has been suspended after a row with a female Superintendent about who had the best boobs.... honestly, I'm not making this up. This is the cartoon in todays Times:
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Don't know how to embed the actual video, but I cannot stop watching, and dying laughing, at this vine of the queen getting well excited at seeing some cows. It's mesmerising: https://twitter.com/ChrisVine5/status/7 ... 56065?s=09" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Also, the miserable bastards at itv have taken down the video I saw for "copyright reasons" but if you can find the video of Harvey Price's interview on loose women the other day it's beautiful and hilarious in equal measures.
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Ben Amos saving a shot from 25 yards...
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In fairness, the shot looks like a Madine Special...almost unstoppable...
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Or a Zat Knight backpassWorthy4England wrote:In fairness, the shot looks like a Madine Special...almost unstoppable...
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Let it go Bruce, let it go.....
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If you think traffic cameras in the UK are bad news, this is Dubai style!
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