The Official You Tube/weird world thread.

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Re: The Official You Tube/weird world thread.

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:12 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
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KeyserSoze wrote:The holy trinity

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-35688401" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
To be fair there were no children, nuns or animals involved.

Frankly I think he was slacking.
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Post by KeyserSoze » Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:30 pm

Matron!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:11 pm

Perfectly rational behaviour here! :shock:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Mar 02, 2016 2:16 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Perfectly rational behaviour here! :shock:

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Post by LeverEnd » Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:24 pm



Authentic from the US tv programme Castle.
If they wanted a real Geordie criminal they could have had our Gaz.
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Post by KeyserSoze » Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:21 pm

"This was the one thing we didn't want to happen"

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:33 am

A fantastic story emerging today about a 65yr old woman on a cruise. The ship docks in Madeira and she & her husband have an argument. She decides she's had enough & storms off to the airport to catch a flight home telling him he can finish the cruise without her. (Winner" tbh).

She changes her mind and returns to port only to see the ship leaving. So she jumps in to swim to it (oblivious to the reality of that I guess). She's rescued holding her handbag and taken to hospital suffering hypoghermia, exposure & exhaustion. A hospital spokesman, in a moment of fantastic understatement said "she's not in a position to speak at the moment". The husband is "unavailable for comment".


Memo to husband .... bin her off now. It ain't going to get better, mate)
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:48 am

:lol:

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon May 02, 2016 6:00 pm

Yay !!! I bloody approve of this ....

Really hope it's true.

"An 82yr old man has been arrested in the Northside of Cork City for pointing his Sky remote into strangers houses and turning on Babestation".
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by malcd1 » Mon May 02, 2016 11:27 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Yay !!! I bloody approve of this ....

Really hope it's true.

"An 82yr old man has been arrested in the Northside of Cork City for pointing his Sky remote into strangers houses and turning on Babestation".
:lol:
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Post by Bijou Bob » Tue May 03, 2016 12:39 pm

That's backed up my excuse to Nearly Mrs Bob.......
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Post by clapton is god » Mon May 16, 2016 9:46 am

You may have seen the 'news' story yesterday about the female GMP assistant Chief Constable who has been suspended after a row with a female Superintendent about who had the best boobs.... honestly, I'm not making this up. This is the cartoon in todays Times:

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Post by Prufrock » Thu May 19, 2016 12:37 am

Don't know how to embed the actual video, but I cannot stop watching, and dying laughing, at this vine of the queen getting well excited at seeing some cows. It's mesmerising: https://twitter.com/ChrisVine5/status/7 ... 56065?s=09" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by Prufrock » Thu May 19, 2016 12:39 am

Also, the miserable bastards at itv have taken down the video I saw for "copyright reasons" but if you can find the video of Harvey Price's interview on loose women the other day it's beautiful and hilarious in equal measures.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Fri Jun 17, 2016 8:19 am

Ben Amos saving a shot from 25 yards...

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Post by thebish » Fri Jun 17, 2016 8:44 am

:D
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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:32 am

In fairness, the shot looks like a Madine Special...almost unstoppable...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:40 am

Worthy4England wrote:In fairness, the shot looks like a Madine Special...almost unstoppable...
Or a Zat Knight backpass :)
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Post by Bijou Bob » Fri Jun 17, 2016 6:22 pm

Let it go Bruce, let it go.....
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:24 am

If you think traffic cameras in the UK are bad news, this is Dubai style!

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