Do you like paste sandwiches?

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Sun May 06, 2007 9:38 pm

In a moment of madness I bought some chicken and ham paste last week for sandwiches and it was quite tastey.

Do you like paste sandwiches, if so which is your favourite flavour?

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sun May 06, 2007 9:49 pm

I once bought some crab paste at the chemists once. Horrible stuff, made me quite ill.

This gag will be celebrating its 50th birthday this year. Happy birthday to the crab paste gag!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun May 06, 2007 10:46 pm

Mich Caine wrote:In a moment of madness I bought some chicken and ham paste last week for sandwiches and it was quite tastey.

Do you like paste sandwiches, if so which is your favourite flavour?

There's your excuse for a sickie Mich.

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Sun May 06, 2007 10:48 pm

i was eating some salmon paste butties once and i thought "this is very crunchy"

then i realised the glass jar had broken and i was eating fookin glass

kinda put me off tbh

Epitaph · Post by **Epitaph** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:08 am

It's a barm not a sandwich you southern fairy

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:56 am

no but do you like knuckle sandwiches, ya bling bitch?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:36 am

Epitaph wrote:It's a barm not a sandwich you southern fairy

not if it's on sliced bread it's not. Fecking students.

Henrik's fan club · Post by **Henrik's fan club** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:36 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Epitaph wrote:It's a barm not a sandwich you southern fairy
not if it's on sliced bread it's not. Fecking students.

Yes, because we students don't eat sliced bread.... we spend all 'your' money on drugs and beer

Epitaph · Post by **Epitaph** » Mon May 07, 2007 1:29 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Epitaph wrote:It's a barm not a sandwich you southern fairy
not if it's on sliced bread it's not. Fecking students.

If it's on bread it's a butty. Never sandwich!

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:21 pm

aye

he's right ya know

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:41 pm

Aye, they're alright. They do their job, BUT are a poor mans pate.

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Mon May 07, 2007 6:10 pm

i find paste is better on crackers

tbh

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Mon May 07, 2007 7:23 pm

cowdrill wrote:i find paste is better on crackers

tbh

Aye but what do you know? You dip toast in yer tea!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon May 07, 2007 7:34 pm

Probably been a time in most of our lives when we ate paste sandwiches. Always hated the stuff and can't stand pate either. Eggs are a cheaper option, boiled, fried, poached or scrambled. Couple of slices of bread and butter, bit of salt and pepper..meal. Dusted.

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:23 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
cowdrill wrote:i find paste is better on crackers

tbh
Aye but what do you know? You dip toast in yer tea!

NEVER!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue May 08, 2007 8:02 am

Epitaph wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Epitaph wrote:It's a barm not a sandwich you southern fairy
not if it's on sliced bread it's not. Fecking students.
If it's on bread it's a butty. Never sandwich!

you're just showing your ignorance again, it's only a butty if the contents are right, e.g. Jam, Chip, Bacon. You wouldn't have a BLT butty or a Prawn butty for example.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Tue May 08, 2007 11:03 am

communistworkethic wrote:
Epitaph wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Epitaph wrote:It's a barm not a sandwich you southern fairy
not if it's on sliced bread it's not. Fecking students.
If it's on bread it's a butty. Never sandwich!
you're just showing your ignorance again, it's only a butty if the contents are right, e.g. Jam, Chip, Bacon. You wouldn't have a BLT butty or a Prawn butty for example.

Also, Sugar, or Porridge. Come on we've all done it!

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Tue May 08, 2007 11:05 am

enfieldwhite wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Epitaph wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Epitaph wrote:It's a barm not a sandwich you southern fairy
not if it's on sliced bread it's not. Fecking students.
If it's on bread it's a butty. Never sandwich!
you're just showing your ignorance again, it's only a butty if the contents are right, e.g. Jam, Chip, Bacon. You wouldn't have a BLT butty or a Prawn butty for example.
Also, Sugar, or Porridge. Come on we've all done it!

Porridge? You sick individual.

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Tue May 08, 2007 11:34 am

communistworkethic wrote:
Epitaph wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Epitaph wrote:It's a barm not a sandwich you southern fairy
not if it's on sliced bread it's not. Fecking students.
If it's on bread it's a butty. Never sandwich!
you're just showing your ignorance again, it's only a butty if the contents are right, e.g. Jam, Chip, Bacon. You wouldn't have a BLT butty or a Prawn butty for example.

Chip Butty with gravy - class.

Bread is classed as follows:

Loaves (though this can vary e.g. Hedgehog loaf)
Sliced
Barm/Bun/Stottie

Here ends todays lesson.

Idiot Wind · Post by **Idiot Wind** » Tue May 08, 2007 11:51 am

Talking of bread related misunderstandings......

I used to work in Rochdale for a large tour operator at their head office where they have a rather impressive restaurant (compared to usual canteen guff anyway).

First visit there I asked for Coronation chicken and salad on a brown barm and received a blank look. I pointed to said brown barms and she said "Ah, you mean a teacake." "I'm sorry?", I replied thinking I'd misheard her, "Teacake", she reiterated. "Oh right, well will you take the raisins out of first please". She didn't laugh.

I then said, "Well if that's a teacake, what do you call the one that looks similar but has raisins in it?"

"A muffin".

"Well, what do you call those blueberry things you buy with coffee?"

"Buns".

At this point I guy behind chirped up, "They're f**cking weird here mate, I had the same conversation when I started....."