Harsh?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Thu May 10, 2007 1:24 am

Well I've just come back from a night of drink and debauchery. Through this process, my mate Jack had one too many vodka oranges and passed out. Numerous pokes, slaps and shakes didn't wake him, which undoubtedly left him open for enemy attack.

Basic question is, pouring water over someone's crotch when they are passed out - harsh or not?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu May 10, 2007 8:10 am

Hell no.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:06 am

Batman wrote:Hell no.

Correct.

Pouring petrol, or some other fuel would be debateable.

Painting a 'tash & deigo beard on him with permanent marker is utterly required.

Writing "I'm a child molester" on his forehead with same marker pen could be said to be a bit beyond.

Many, many set up posed photo's are a necessity.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:15 am

He should think himself lucky he's got such kind friends who would only pour water on him. Me? Does that Glasgow mail train still go through Bolton?

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:28 am

Not at all

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:04 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:He should think himself lucky he's got such kind friends who would only pour water on him. Me? Does that Glasgow mail train still go through Bolton?

Haha *takes note*

think the poor bloke did worse to himself than we did tbh - attempted a sprint back to his room, slipped, and landing face first in the concrete. One too many eh

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Thu May 10, 2007 12:26 pm

absolutely necessary. years ago a mate of mine did similar and we gave him a friar tuck hairstyle

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Thu May 10, 2007 12:51 pm

A freind of mine, who is let say a regular user of the oldest profession (he's affectionatley known as Dog Man), passed out after visiting a house of ill repute in Gilbraltor.

Removing his man-hood between 2 biro's, his bell-end was then coloured in black with permanant marker pen in an attempt to fool him into thinking he'd caught something. That didn't work, but I don't believe he's ever passed out again. I think the pain of scrubbing it off so his missees didn't find out did the job to remind him.

Epitaph · Post by **Epitaph** » Thu May 10, 2007 1:32 pm

Verbal wrote: Basic question is, pouring water over someone's crotch when they are passed out - harsh or not?

Should do our usual trick, get a marker pen and 'Hitlerize' their face. Hitler tash and swastikas all over.

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Thu May 10, 2007 1:39 pm

ZANY Epitpah! Sounds like a right hoot at your place!

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Thu May 10, 2007 1:41 pm

Nozza wrote:ZANY Epitpah! Sounds like a right hoot at your place!

Thats hurting my eyes.

Henrik's fan club · Post by **Henrik's fan club** » Thu May 10, 2007 2:35 pm

Nozza wrote:ZANY Epitpah! Sounds like a right hoot at your place!

Hi Epitpah, have you posted in the new members forum yet? Let us know favourite player, first match etc

Epitaph · Post by **Epitaph** » Thu May 10, 2007 2:59 pm

Nozza wrote:ZANY Epitpah! Sounds like a right hoot at your place!

Yawn.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Thu May 10, 2007 3:28 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:A freind of mine, who is let say a regular user of the oldest profession (he's affectionatley known as Dog Man), passed out after visiting a house of ill repute in Gilbraltor.

Removing his man-hood between 2 biro's, his bell-end was then coloured in black with permanant marker pen in an attempt to fool him into thinking he'd caught something. That didn't work, but I don't believe he's ever passed out again. I think the pain of scrubbing it off so his missees didn't find out did the job to remind him.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Thu May 10, 2007 3:50 pm

Bit late in the day but meh.

If someone passes out, try placing their hand in a bowl of lukewarm water. It makes them p*ss themselves.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:02 pm

was going to do that, but the bar staff were unprepared to do so. So we just threw the cold water we had got him on his crotch instead.

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Thu May 10, 2007 4:26 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:Bit late in the day but meh.

If someone passes out, try placing their hand in a bowl of lukewarm water. It makes them p*ss themselves.

Is that so?! Why?

DSB (no doctor, I)

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:12 pm

I was on holiday in Benidorm years ago and a group of mates I was with spotted a lad sat on the front in a plastic chair absolutely off his face. It appeared his mates had propped him up there and left him. Since he had a camera in his shirt pocket they took the opportunity to piss on him and took a photo with the lads own camera while they did it, then popped the camera back in his pocket. I'd have loved to seen his face in Boots when he got them developed!

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:24 am

Harry Genshaw wrote:I was on holiday in Benidorm years ago and a group of mates I was with spotted a lad sat on the front in a plastic chair absolutely off his face. It appeared his mates had propped him up there and left him. Since he had a camera in his shirt pocket they took the opportunity to piss on him and took a photo with the lads own camera while they did it, then popped the camera back in his pocket. I'd have loved to seen his face in Boots when he got them developed!

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