Completely Ruined....

Bench · Post by **Bench** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:56 am

I was at an awards dinner last night. The beer and then the wine were in full flow and then (about 12amish) we moved onto a collection of bars and strip clubs. I also managed to completely abuse my expenses.

Was feeling fine this morning with the old 'not feeling too bad' syndrome. I was obviously still pissed as tiredness and an almighty hangover are now kicking in big style. I'm four cups of coffee down and just ordered by second sausage and egg barm with brown sauce. Productivity today isn't going to be far from zero.

Just thought I'd share....

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:04 am

Bench wrote:I was at an awards dinner last night. The beer and then the wine were in full flow and then (about 12amish) we moved onto a collection of bars and strip clubs. I also managed to completely abuse my expenses.

Was feeling fine this morning with the old 'not feeling too bad' syndrome. I was obviously still pissed as tiredness and an almighty hangover are now kicking in big style. I'm four cups of coffee down and just ordered by second sausage and egg barm with brown sauce. Productivity today isn't going to be far from zero.

Just thought I'd share....

Hang on for another hour then go fer a couple of swift 'uns, you'll feel reet.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:06 am

Two pints of cider normally do the trick. Slippery slope though!

Bench · Post by **Bench** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:07 am

Aye.

Two options for lunchtime really. Feed the beast at Pizza Hut with all-you-can-eat-for-a-fiver or a couple of swift jars in Yates (next door to the office)......

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:11 am

Yates - by a country mile.

Abdoulaye's Twin · Post by **Abdoulaye's Twin** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:12 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Yates - by a country mile.

what he said. Loads of pizza will just make you feel like shit. 6 pints followed by a kebab will sort you out

Bench · Post by **Bench** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:16 am

In my boredom (and my overriding desire to avoid work) I've added a poll on this very subject.

Fill yer boots.

Leyther_Matt · Post by **Leyther_Matt** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:17 am

Get to Yates - ale and pork scratchings, works a treat.

Henrik's fan club · Post by **Henrik's fan club** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:18 am

Get some tasty, tasty Guinness in ya! It'll cure what ails ya!

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:19 am

Hair of dog!

The option of full greasy fry up wasn't there so its got to be more booze

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:19 am

This will be a whitewash, unless some fat lad votes. Hang on, I've voted for ale - it'll be a whitewash!

Leyther_Matt · Post by **Leyther_Matt** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:20 am

David Lee's Hair wrote:The option of full greasy fry up wasn't there so its got to be more booze

To be fair, the egg & sausage barm has already been mentioned as that would be summat I'd suggest as well.

Bench · Post by **Bench** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:21 am

Leyther_Matt wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote:The option of full greasy fry up wasn't there so its got to be more booze
To be fair, the egg & sausage barm has already been mentioned as that would be summat I'd suggest as well.

Just finished my second. My it was good. Now where's that 'fat bastard' emoticon?

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:23 am

all you can eat!!! see if you can beat the dibble record of 14 pieces of pizza and none of that salad rubbish

out of interest bench what was the awards do?

Bench · Post by **Bench** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:23 am

officer_dibble wrote:all you can eat!!! see if you can beat the dibble record of 14 pieces of pizza and none of that salad rubbish

out of interest bench what was the awards do?

The RICS North West Awards Dinner.

Yeah. I know.

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:26 am

Bench wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:all you can eat!!! see if you can beat the dibble record of 14 pieces of pizza and none of that salad rubbish

out of interest bench what was the awards do?
The RICS North West Awards Dinner.

Yeah. I know.

That sounds like a right hoot. A room full of fookin surveyors - my idea of hell (and I am one!).

Bench · Post by **Bench** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:34 am

superjohnmcginlay wrote:
Bench wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:all you can eat!!! see if you can beat the dibble record of 14 pieces of pizza and none of that salad rubbish

out of interest bench what was the awards do?
The RICS North West Awards Dinner.

Yeah. I know.
That sounds like a right hoot. A room full of fookin surveyors - my idea of hell (and I am one!).

Wasn't too bad actually. Once the tedium of the awards was out of the way, it ended up being a bit of a piss up. We took a few carefully selected clients (who enjoy more than a few beers) and much merriment was had by all.

chris · Post by **chris** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:39 am

You could not get drunk the day before you have to work.

Leyther_Matt · Post by **Leyther_Matt** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:45 am

chris wrote:You could not get drunk the day before you have to work.

Completely agree, disgusting behaviour that I'd never be caught doing

gaiser · Post by **gaiser** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:46 am

chris wrote:You could not get drunk the day before you have to work.

Why not?