Daytime TV is brilliant!!

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:59 pm

i never watch daytime tv cos i work but ive had this week off and ive spent most of it watching daytime tv on Freeview and its was great i watched Never the Twain and Tales of the Unexpected and Planet of the Apes (tv series) and Rising Damp and shit me , it was like being 8 again!

gaiser · Post by **gaiser** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:02 pm

cowdrill wrote:i never watch daytime tv cos i work but ive had this week off and ive spent most of it watching daytime tv on Freeview and its was great i watched Never the Twain and Tales of the Unexpected and Planet of the Apes (tv series) and Rising Damp and shit me , it was like being 8 again!

wake up!

Epitaph · Post by **Epitaph** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:18 pm

Daytime TV is horrendous.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:23 pm

Other than the golden hour post 1.40pm

Neighbours
Doctors
Diagnosis Murder

TV in general is crap

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:26 pm

I HAVE WEAPONS OF LIGHT TO ALMOST LIGHT/MEDIUM DESTRUCTION COWDRILL, DON'T EVER DISCUSS THIS SUBJECT AGAIN!!!!!!!!

I'll be forced to fire a warning shot, that will accidently bounce of the cement and take the daytime TV part of off your crown from your worries!

Ooop's squaddie anti human rights 'let them blow you to pieces before opening effective fire because we don't want to make a scene' Spoiler alert!!!

Sssssshhhhhh FFS don't tell the MOD!

Sorry, I is very runk tonight!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:27 pm

Runk?

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:30 pm

It's squaddie talk for a homosexual relationship. So I've been told.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:44 pm

InsaneApache wrote:It's squaddie talk for a homosexual relationship. So I've been told.

'In uniformed fetish gay magazine!'

So Commie told me!

gaiser · Post by **gaiser** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:46 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:I HAVE WEAPONS OF LIGHT TO ALMOST LIGHT/MEDIUM DESTRUCTION COWDRILL, DON'T EVER DISCUSS THIS SUBJECT AGAIN!!!!!!!!

I'll be forced to fire a warning shot, that will accidently bounce of the cement and take the daytime TV part of off your crown from your worries!

Ooop's squaddie anti human rights 'let them blow you to pieces before opening effective fire because we don't want to make a scene' Spoiler alert!!!

Sssssshhhhhh FFS don't tell the MOD!

Sorry, I is very runk tonight!

YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!!

I'm only unk!!!

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:45 pm

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:57 pm

I don't know about runk and unk, but I'm fcuking drunk!

bobby5 · Post by **bobby5** » Sat May 12, 2007 12:07 am

Planet of the Apes

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Sat May 12, 2007 12:07 am

your all wrong

its a veritabal feast of televisual delights

im thinking of handing my notice in on Monday so i can devote more of my time to the wonders of digital daytime tv

its the future

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sat May 12, 2007 8:35 am

cowdrill wrote:your all wrong

its a veritabal feast of televisual delights

im thinking of handing my notice in on Monday so i can devote more of my time to the wonders of digital daytime tv

its the future

Is that you, Mich?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:13 am

I have a theory that daytime tv schedules are knocked up by the government, just to make sure that people don't become comfortably unemployed.

Son of Jardel · Post by **Son of Jardel** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:36 pm

Three words. Jeremy Kyle. Legend.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:39 pm

another would be - c*nt

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:43 pm

Batman wrote:another would be - c*nt

Bingo!!

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:51 pm

Son of Jardel wrote:Three words. Jeremy Kyle. Legend.

no, no i avoided all that bollocks

trisha, oprah, ellen, ricky lake - all bloody awful

and that Kyle fella is the biggest turd in the bowl