Best excuse to avoid revision ever
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Best excuse to avoid revision ever
In the library revising, when an announcement comes over the tannoy:
'Attention all students, if anyone fancies a break from revision there is free alcohol available by the lake outside.'
<i>Bollocks</i> i think. People stream out, and i think its to their dissapointment - got to be a joke right.
Ten minutes later, guy over tannoy again.
'Attention students - this is not a joke.'
Ten minutes later, the library is still half empty...
...in a bit.
'Attention all students, if anyone fancies a break from revision there is free alcohol available by the lake outside.'
<i>Bollocks</i> i think. People stream out, and i think its to their dissapointment - got to be a joke right.
Ten minutes later, guy over tannoy again.
'Attention students - this is not a joke.'
Ten minutes later, the library is still half empty...
...in a bit.
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."
"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
fecking shambles...greeted with someone mixing bangra music with eminem and an empty bottle of vodka
Apparently, they bring a bottle of vodka down from the bar and when that empties (in about 5 minutes) wait half an hour till the next one comes. Screw that.
Did nick a pack of crisps though hey ho, back to work...
Apparently, they bring a bottle of vodka down from the bar and when that empties (in about 5 minutes) wait half an hour till the next one comes. Screw that.
Did nick a pack of crisps though hey ho, back to work...
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."
"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
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