Which town in the UK is the biggest crap hole you been to?

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue May 29, 2007 1:28 pm

Many UK towns can seem grim (or did 40 years ago) but things could be much worse. Take for example the capital of the Philippines and contrast it with East London.

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Tue May 29, 2007 1:30 pm

Ok but where's the picture of the capital of the Philippines?

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue May 29, 2007 1:31 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:Ok but where's the picture of the capital of the Philippines?
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Post by bobby5 » Tue May 29, 2007 1:45 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:Many UK towns can seem grim (or did 40 years ago) but things could be much worse. Take for example the capital of the Philippines and contrast it with East London.

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Isn't that the view behind Moses Gate station? :mrgreen:
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue May 29, 2007 2:01 pm

Looks like Daubhill to me

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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue May 29, 2007 2:17 pm

cowdrill wrote:
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cowdrill wrote:tbh most of what ive seen of London is pretty crappy
ahem.... Enfield's quite nice! :mrgreen:

not seen that bit


dont think i ever will either!
In case you never make it.

One third green belt, lovely. More green space than any other London Borough.

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Post by bw@bw » Tue May 29, 2007 7:34 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
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TANGODANCER wrote:I once said on here somewhere Hebden Bridge in the rain is about as grim as it gets. Oh, and then there's Todmorden.
Todmorden was the hotspot for UFO sightings at one time,I think it was more wishful thinking on the part of the townfolk,Dr shipman had a house there as well and it looks like something out of the adams family.
Nah, it was Ramsdens Stonetrough Ales. After a few pints of that everything's a UFO. :mrgreen:
Well my sister lived in that part of the world for years and educated me.

Hebden Bridge is the Glastonbury of the north - new age thinkers, musicians, poets, writers, travellers - you name it. Lots of tourists cafe's and gift shops.

But Todmorden has a motto which says it all - " BETTER THAN BACUP"


(Barnsley still gets my vote)

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue May 29, 2007 7:39 pm

bw@bw wrote: Well my sister lived in that part of the world for years and educated me.
Hebden Bridge is the Glastonbury of the north- new age thinkers, musicians, poets, writers, travellers - you name it. Lots of tourists cafe's and gift shops.But Todmorden has a motto which says it all - " BETTER THAN BACUP"
(Barnsley still gets my vote)
Thought that was Alderley Edge and Haworth? :mrgreen:
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Post by Batman » Tue May 29, 2007 7:42 pm

Fleetwood.

Bet it hasn't changed in the last millenia.

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Post by communistworkethic » Tue May 29, 2007 7:50 pm

Hmmm Hebden the Glastonbury of the north???? I think not, canabis smoking, lesbian hippy capital of the north maybe.

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Tue May 29, 2007 8:06 pm

bobby5 wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:Many UK towns can seem grim (or did 40 years ago) but things could be much worse. Take for example the capital of the Philippines and contrast it with East London.

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Isn't that the view behind Moses Gate station? :mrgreen:

Looks like a bit of Marseille I mistakenly stumbled into

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Post by Batman » Tue May 29, 2007 8:11 pm

:lol:

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Post by officer_dibble » Tue May 29, 2007 9:48 pm

InsaneApache wrote:
perfan wrote:Morecambe
Oh god yes.
fine just keep slagging places i happen to have lived in/near :? :wink:

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Post by bw@bw » Tue May 29, 2007 9:58 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Hmmm Hebden the Glastonbury of the north???? I think not, canabis smoking, lesbian hippy capital of the north maybe.
Precisely

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue May 29, 2007 10:39 pm

went to Haydock races Sat and started at 11am at the Wetherspoons in Wigan.

there'd just finished a civil ceremony at the town hall and 30 or so Wiganners descended on the bar to have their slap up wedding breakfast - ie 30 beer and burgers. i shit you not, although in fairness i think there were a couple of breakfasts involved. one lad had found a shirt that was ok, some pants that fit and matched them up with some reebok classics.

case closed?

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Post by Henrik's fan club » Tue May 29, 2007 11:09 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:went to Haydock races Sat and started at 11am at the Wetherspoons in Wigan.

there'd just finished a civil ceremony at the town hall and 30 or so Wiganners descended on the bar to have their slap up wedding breakfast - ie 30 beer and burgers. i shit you not, although in fairness i think there were a couple of breakfasts involved. one lad had found a shirt that was ok, some pants that fit and matched them up with some reebok classics.

case closed?
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Tue May 29, 2007 11:19 pm

officer_dibble wrote:
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perfan wrote:Morecambe
Oh god yes.
fine just keep slagging places i happen to have lived in/near :? :wink:
Leeds and Newcastle are crap too! :mrgreen:

(Joke - both fine in their own way)

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Post by Little Green Man » Tue May 29, 2007 11:20 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote: case closed?
You won't be far off.

If Wigan station is anything to go by, the town must be an utter crapheap. I once watched a minging, Kappa-trackie clad family of father, grandfather and grandson/daughter (never did suss the gender of the latter) get on there, and sit opposite me. They immediately cracked open a can of Miller each and started supping. The ticket inspector came up and they asked for two adults and a child fares. The inspector said if that was the case then he'd have to take the can off the child, otherwise they'd have to pay three full fares. It took them about five minutes to come to a decision. But then if you've only got 15 brain cells between you...

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Post by officer_dibble » Wed May 30, 2007 11:32 am

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:
InsaneApache wrote:
perfan wrote:Morecambe
Oh god yes.
fine just keep slagging places i happen to have lived in/near :? :wink:
Leeds and Newcastle are crap too! :mrgreen:

(Joke - both fine in their own way)
As for little lever!!!!!! :whack:

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