Who are your favourite women tennis players?

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Who are your favourite women tennis players?

Post by Mich Caine » Wed May 30, 2007 7:17 pm

Just been watching some of the French Open today, blimey most of the women are so fit.

I can't give a favourite but Ana Ivanovic, Sania Mirza, Patty Schnyder and Ashley Harkleroad are my favourites.

This is surely the best sport on earth, fit young women running around in skimpy outfits! I love it!

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Post by Batman » Wed May 30, 2007 7:17 pm

They've all got bigger balls than most of us.

Though has to be Kournikova.

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Post by Daxter » Wed May 30, 2007 7:19 pm

Kournikova or Hingis.

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Wed May 30, 2007 7:27 pm

Most of em are dykes

But, back in the day, this one could play wi my new balls

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed May 30, 2007 7:28 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:Most of em are dykes

But, back in the day, this one could play wi my new balls

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She's Canadian and wasn't unattainable.
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed May 30, 2007 8:04 pm

as robert seguso would testify too

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Re: Who are your favourite women tennis players?

Post by Dr.Karl » Wed May 30, 2007 8:12 pm

Mich Caine wrote:Just been watching some of the French Open today, blimey most of the women are so fit.

I can't give a favourite but Ana Ivanovic, Sania Mirza, Patty Schnyder and Ashley Harkleroad are my favourites.

This is surely the best sport on earth, fit young women running around in skimpy outfits! I love it!
Lucky day for you Mich, Ivanovic is playing Mirza tomorrow second on Court 1 :).
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed May 30, 2007 8:14 pm

my!! Gabriella Sabatini has er... changed...

:shock:

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Re: Who are your favourite women tennis players?

Post by Mich Caine » Wed May 30, 2007 8:17 pm

Dr.Karl wrote:
Mich Caine wrote:Just been watching some of the French Open today, blimey most of the women are so fit.

I can't give a favourite but Ana Ivanovic, Sania Mirza, Patty Schnyder and Ashley Harkleroad are my favourites.

This is surely the best sport on earth, fit young women running around in skimpy outfits! I love it!
Lucky day for you Mich, Ivanovic is playing Mirza tomorrow second on Court 1 :).
Awww, thanks for letting me know Dr Karl! I hope it will be on Eurosport - they usually end up missing matches like this and instead show Davydenko v some muppet.

I bet they both check each other out in the locker rooms afterwards.

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Post by Daxter » Wed May 30, 2007 8:29 pm

communistworkethic wrote:my!! Gabriella Sabatini has er... changed...

:shock:

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Not surprised she is covering up.

Then she would have to compete on the men's tour. :shock:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed May 30, 2007 8:35 pm

Annabel Croft for me, gentlemen!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed May 30, 2007 8:51 pm

I'll try again.

Annabel Croft for me, gentlemen!

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Post by Daxter » Wed May 30, 2007 8:56 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:I'll try again.

Annabel Croft for me, gentlemen!

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed May 30, 2007 9:01 pm

Hingis was a cheeky un!


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Post by Daxter » Wed May 30, 2007 9:05 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Hingis was a cheeky un!


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She was actually a class player as well.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed May 30, 2007 9:06 pm

Daxter wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Hingis was a cheeky un!


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She was actually a class player as well.
And as ugly as bollocks!
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Post by Daxter » Wed May 30, 2007 9:07 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Daxter wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Hingis was a cheeky un!


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She was actually a class player as well.
And as ugly as bollocks!
Come on. You think Annabel croft is good looking!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed May 30, 2007 9:09 pm

Daxter wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Daxter wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Hingis was a cheeky un!


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She was actually a class player as well.
And as ugly as bollocks!
Come on. You think Annabel croft is good looking!
Yes, in a very 'dirty-posh-girl' kinda way.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed May 30, 2007 9:15 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Daxter wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Hingis was a cheeky un!


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She was actually a class player as well.
And as ugly as bollocks!
Nowt wrong with her:

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