How do I become a matador?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:00 pm

I think its time I offered my services as a matador, will I have to go on any training courses or sit an exam? Will I get paid for it?

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:06 pm

You do realise being a matador involves lots of bull....have a look round the forum to see how much you can spot..report it to the mods and if they agree - your in...simple as that

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:11 pm

Well, first off I'd suggest getting yourself over to Pamplona, Batty. Like these absolute wankers.

And you'd be deserving of the lot, my friend. On you go!

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:52 pm

Batman wrote:I think its time I offered my services as a matador, will I have to go on any training courses or sit an exam? Will I get paid for it?

First you take your beef-burger and then reconstitute it into a bull ...