Which tv personality would you send into room 101?

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:48 pm

I was watching tv yesterday morning as I was getting ready for another hard day of graft, when on came the person I find incredibly annoying and irritating. It really wound me up like something chronic and started my day off on a bad note.

Who is this tv personality? Richard bloody Arnold of GMTV and Funniest pets fame. If this guy was a stick of rock it would say 'Tacky little man' right through him.
This guy is like the biggest woman you will ever meet, he has all the gossip of the celebs and tv news. There is nothing he loves more than having a good old chat about Eastenders and Corrie. His attempts to be funny are an embarrassment, if only he knew people laugh at him not with him. And have you seen him on the advert for tv digital, he acts like a complete charlie.
He then is dressed in pink like a giant dildo, which he probably would love, and has the most annoying voice on earth.

This guy has to be sent into room 101 and never let out.

Does this pillock wind anyone else up? If not, who does?

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:07 pm

Anybody who makes fatuous claims relating to imaginary lottery wins.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:40 pm

Mich Caine wrote:I was watching tv yesterday morning as I was getting ready for another hard day of graft, when on came the person I find incredibly annoying and irritating. It really wound me up like something chronic and started my day off on a bad note.

Who is this tv personality? Richard bloody Arnold of GMTV and Funniest pets fame. If this guy was a stick of rock it would say 'Tacky little man' right through him.
This guy is like the biggest woman you will ever meet, he has all the gossip of the celebs and tv news. There is nothing he loves more than having a good old chat about Eastenders and Corrie. His attempts to be funny are an embarrassment, if only he knew people laugh at him not with him. And have you seen him on the advert for tv digital, he acts like a complete charlie.
He then is dressed in pink like a giant dildo, which he probably would love, and has the most annoying voice on earth.

This guy has to be sent into room 101 and never let out.

Does this pillock wind anyone else up? If not, who does?

what's wrong with pink?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:08 pm

Rob McCaffrey

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:16 pm

Graham Norton, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jade Goody, Tony Cottee, Trevor McDonald, that gay lad from Friday Night Project, Jeremy Paxton, Batman, Nic Owen, All of the cast from Green Wing, Patrick and Yolande, All the cast of Futurama.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:17 pm

Half of your choices are not real......sorry to break it to you.

I'd have thought Anthony Cotton would be on there, considering your bad break-up

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:22 pm

Batman wrote:Half of your choices are not real......sorry to break it to you.

I'd have thought Anthony Cotton would be on there, considering your bad break-up

Not.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:27 pm

Cheers

you charlie

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:30 pm

Batman wrote:Rob McCaffrey

What's wrong with McCaffrey?

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:30 pm

Daxter wrote:
Batman wrote:Rob McCaffrey
What's wrong with McCaffrey?

What's right with McCaffrey?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:36 pm

Daxter wrote:
Batman wrote:Rob McCaffrey
What's wrong with McCaffrey?

His incredibly smackable face

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:42 pm

who's jeremy paxton?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:54 pm

Andy Gray.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:16 pm

jeremy Paxton's Andy Gray's real name??

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:36 pm

Bill's brother

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:15 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:jeremy Paxton's Andy Gray's real name??

Well I wouldn't know. Does this jeremy Paxton (sic) state the absolutely obvious, and incredibly patronising, in a faux aggressive weegie accent "D'ya see thaaa? He gitts up at the baaack stack, hay nods it dooon".

Really, Andy? I wouldn't have had a clue as to what had just happened there had you not been on hand to explain.

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:32 pm

As Pundits go, Gray is decent but nothing special, but I read a report stating he is on £20 grand a week.

£20 grand a week for stating the bleedin' obvious and failing to operate his clever little touch screen device.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:37 pm

I once emailed Andy Gray with a question about UEFA cup qualification. He didn't reply.

(Even when I threatened to personally write to Richard Branson)

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:47 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:jeremy Paxton's Andy Gray's real name??
Well I wouldn't know. Does this jeremy Paxton (sic) state the absolutely obvious, and incredibly patronising, in a faux aggressive weegie accent "D'ya see thaaa? He gitts up at the baaack stack, hay nods it dooon". Really, Andy? I wouldn't have had a clue as to what had just happened there had you not been on hand to explain.

Dundee actually

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:52 pm

Julian Clary
Graham Norton
Garth Crooks
Motty
John Barnes
Colin Murray
Lawro
Jade Goody