Virtual Date.

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:10 pm

A mate sent me this this morning. Very addictive (and it is possible to go all the way!)


Defo :nws:


http://virtualunderworld.net/arianeb/dategame.htm#
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Batman » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:11 pm

You sicko
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:58 pm

Seems pretty realistic to me...

No matter what I try I always get a "thanks for a loverly evening" and asked to leave.
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Post by Athers » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:53 pm

She was in her bikini on the table and says "I'm feeling naughty tonight, why don't you touch my breast" and the page didn't load.

BULLSHIT.
http://www.twitter.com/dan_athers" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by Batman » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:56 pm

Typical, I took her out for a meal, bought her wine, took her home, went swimming, went for a nipple and she f ucked me off.

Slut.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:02 pm

I'm going for it again, wish me luck....
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:22 pm

Well, I managed it once! :D

When you get there, it's all animated too. :mrgreen:
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:29 pm

Christ she is hard work. Teasing cow. :(
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Post by Daxter » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:31 pm

This is impossible.
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Post by Batman » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:56 pm

Managed to get her top off, went to a nightclub and she got offended when i asked her to lez off with another girl
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:38 pm

Batman wrote:Managed to get her top off, went to a nightclub and she got offended when i asked her to lez off with another girl
You can take them both back to her place and go skinny dipping with them both.
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Post by Batman » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:46 pm

I'm just waiting for Commie to discover this thread.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:50 pm

Batman wrote:I'm just waiting for Commie to discover this thread.
He probably invented it. :wink:
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:55 pm

can't risk it at work!
power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely

kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:57 pm

Last day so I risked it at work, bollocko in the pool with two women one goes home invited into the bedroom after a bit of slap and tickle have to slleep on the couch!!

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Post by Batman » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:07 pm

Im fed up with it now.

I've tried a few times and she's having none of it.

I spose art mirrors life!
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Post by jmjhb » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:11 pm

There are walkthroughs available on the Internet for those who haven't experienced, ahem, success
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:14 pm

Batman wrote:Im fed up with it now.

I've tried a few times and she's having none of it.

I spose art mirrors life!
in that case then I'll give it a miss, I don't want anyone's husband hunting me down and threatening to kill me again
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:36 pm

I think I'm taking this too seriously; I've not stopped trying all afternoon.

The nearest I've got is what the Americans would call second base. :(
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Post by Batman » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:37 pm

Same here CH.

Managed to get everywhere except where I wanna go.

She has a cheeky look when you go to the petrol station and buy porno.
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