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Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:03 pm

Unfortunately none of these are mine.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:28 pm

not even the 4th????

Pater Nguyen is clearly a genius. The stuff his teacher missed in the first essay worries me more than the essays themselves.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:31 pm

Gotta love that last one - Here It Is!!!
Fantastic.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:14 pm

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:58 pm

I know someone who in his school tests stated Queen Victoria's Husband's name was The king and the when Moses went up that mountain (forgot its name) god gave him a Colour TV!

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:10 pm

communistworkethic wrote:not even the 4th????

Pater Nguyen is clearly a genius. The stuff his teacher missed in the first essay worries me more than the essays themselves.

Get SOTWA to sign him up him up to do the next TW novel!

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:16 pm

My Geography teacher was a marker for O'level (GCSE these days.) One day he's marking a paper (from Liverpool) on which is written the following.

Dear Mr Examiner,

I don't want to do this exam. I've been forced into it. So I'm not going to write anything.

Yours sincerely etc.

The rules state that the marker has to check every page of the script, to see if there is anything written on them. He does this. At the bottom of the last page it says.

'Told you'

bobby5 · Post by **bobby5** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:33 pm

warthog wrote:My Geography teacher was a marker for O'level (GCSE these days.) One day he's marking a paper (from Liverpool) on which is written the following.

Dear Mr Examiner,

I don't want to do this exam. I've been forced into it. So I'm not going to write anything.

Yours sincerely etc.

The rules state that the marker has to check every page of the script, to see if there is anything written on them. He does this. At the bottom of the last page it says.

'Told you'

The turtles one is great.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:05 pm

Question: Name eight kings of England.
Answer. Henry.

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:48 am

Question: "Who shot JFK?"
Answer: "A Guy with a gun"

Don Alonso · Post by **Don Alonso** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:38 pm

Real exam answer in RE.

Q. "Who was upset at the return of the prodigal son?"

A. "The fatted calf........."

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