How many five year olds can you take in a fight?

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How many five year olds can you take in a fight?

Post by InsaneApache » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:25 pm

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Re: How many five year olds can you take in a fight?

Post by Worthy4England » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:28 pm

I can do another 22 :twisted:

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:39 pm

Bloody rubbish! I thought you could have a go, not just answer bleedin' questions!

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Post by Verbal » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:45 pm

28, the lil rascals.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:50 pm

I took out 29 8)

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Post by enfieldwhite » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:56 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I took out 29 8)
I'm not surprised with your reach ya lanky sod! :wink:

24 for me. :D
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:59 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Bloody rubbish! I thought you could have a go, not just answer bleedin' questions!

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W4E - parent of a single five-year-old has enough problems with 1, yet apparently I can do 22 :-)

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:05 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I took out 29 8)
I'm not surprised with your reach ya lanky sod! :wink:

24 for me. :D
yet it only gave me an option of reasonably long reach. If it gave me an option of massive reach I reckon I could've taken more :mrgreen:

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:08 pm

soft arses the lot of you, 33 of the pre-school little c**ts get a good hiding
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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:09 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I took out 29 8)
I'm not surprised with your reach ya lanky sod! :wink:

24 for me. :D
yet it only gave me an option of reasonably long reach. If it gave me an option of massive reach I reckon I could've taken more :mrgreen:
Yeah, but if it had given a shortarse like me an option "Do you carry a rocket launcher?" as I live in Salford so it's a fairly common sidearm, I'm sure I could have taken more out too...

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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:12 pm

All I can say is if they arrive in more than one minibus, I'm f*cked.

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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:17 pm

Little Green Man wrote:All I can say is if they arrive in more than one minibus, I'm f*cked.
Minibus?? you used to be able to cram that many 5 year olds in one Hillman Imp when I were a lad....

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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:20 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:All I can say is if they arrive in more than one minibus, I'm f*cked.
Minibus?? you used to be able to cram that many 5 year olds in one Hillman Imp when I were a lad....
That's Health and Safety for you...

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Post by InsaneApache » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:39 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:All I can say is if they arrive in more than one minibus, I'm f*cked.
Minibus?? you used to be able to cram that many 5 year olds in one Hillman Imp when I were a lad....
That's Health and Safety for you...
Aye, strap the little buggers into a crumple zone mini bus, then bet the crap outta 'em. :twisted:
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:40 pm

communistworkethic wrote:soft arses the lot of you, 33 of the pre-school little c**ts get a good hiding
did you choose the fat bast...I mean muscular option? :wink:

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:42 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I took out 29 8)
I'm not surprised with your reach ya lanky sod! :wink:

24 for me. :D
yet it only gave me an option of reasonably long reach. If it gave me an option of massive reach I reckon I could've taken more :mrgreen:
Yeah, but if it had given a shortarse like me an option "Do you carry a rocket launcher?" as I live in Salford so it's a fairly common sidearm, I'm sure I could have taken more out too...
I'll give you that. I'd say they should have a foot size option as well as surely how many of the feckers you can kick at once has a bearing

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:45 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:soft arses the lot of you, 33 of the pre-school little c**ts get a good hiding
did you choose the fat bast...I mean muscular option? :wink:
aye and that Bolton Junior Shotokan Karate Champion title helped.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:50 pm

communistworkethic wrote:that Bolton Junior Shotokan Karate Champion title helped.
Didn't she sing I Feel For You, as if she were a disembodied nervous system or summat?

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:53 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:that Bolton Junior Shotokan Karate Champion title helped.
Didn't she sing I Feel For You, as if she were a disembodied nervous system or summat?
Booooo Gerofff!
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:53 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I took out 29 8)
I'm not surprised with your reach ya lanky sod! :wink:

24 for me. :D
Me too.
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