stupid or not?
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stupid or not?
Just asked my girl to marry me! (she said yes!) Will I regret this? ( of course I will) Can I live with this for the rest of my life?
Anyone ever been in similar situation?
Am I supposed to run as hell now!!
Anyone ever been in similar situation?
Am I supposed to run as hell now!!
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What happens is this. If you propose marriage to a girl and then afterwards ask for reassurances from a bunch of people that you've never met in person via the internet, then you're guaranteed a life of happiness with several beautiful children. And hey, who better to support your wife and siblings than a fellow like you that will clearly someday become the Chairman of ICI, just so long as you believe that that's what they're telling you on Soccer365 and the likes.
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There is nothing I love more than a crisp, freshly ironed shirt. It's just that no one told my wife that she was supposed to do them.Little Green Man wrote:Do you not like an ironed shirt?CrazyHorse wrote:Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Well gaiser, the cooked meals will become more regular, your shirts will be ironed. But you should wave goodbye to the blow-jobs.
Why don't they teach them this sort of thing at school?
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Muuuuuggghhhaa.......................................I'll take the blow job!CrazyHorse wrote:There is nothing I love more than a crisp, freshly ironed shirt. It's just that no one told my wife that she was supposed to do them.Little Green Man wrote:Do you not like an ironed shirt?CrazyHorse wrote:Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Well gaiser, the cooked meals will become more regular, your shirts will be ironed. But you should wave goodbye to the blow-jobs.
Why don't they teach them this sort of thing at school?
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Over here they say that difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a woman who was been married for ten years is that the Leafs still suck.Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Well gaiser, the cooked meals will become more regular, your shirts will be ironed. But you should wave goodbye to the blow-jobs.
Good luck, gaiser.
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Since marriage has been an institution, from time immemorial, and there is still the need for debate on the topic, I'd say there's no answer to your question buddy.
"Beauty is only skin deep" said the man lying on the settee, with his can of lager in hand, watching his wife make up.
"Whereas idleness goes right through to the bone" replied the wife.
"Beauty is only skin deep" said the man lying on the settee, with his can of lager in hand, watching his wife make up.
"Whereas idleness goes right through to the bone" replied the wife.
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When a rather ugly woman offered the opinion that beauty was only skin deep, Benny Hill replied: "Then you must have been inside out!" I qwould agree there is no satisfactory answer to the basic question. However, to propose then contemplate running like hell is perhaps not the best way to start such a union.TANGODANCER wrote:Since marriage has been an institution, from time immemorial, and there is still the need for debate on the topic, I'd say there's no answer to your question buddy.
"Beauty is only skin deep" said the man lying on the settee, with his can of lager in hand, watching his wife make up.
"Whereas idleness goes right through to the bone" replied the wife.
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Re: stupid or not?
it'll all seem like the right thing. Then on the day the ring hits her finger, she will metamorphose in to another being. One that argues with everything you do, stoppings giving you oral sex all together, sayas sex is just for making babies and will look for the first opportunity to divorce you and take half of everything you own, despite having had feck all to start with, including all your favourite CDs and the cat.gaiser wrote:Just asked my girl to marry me! (she said yes!) Will I regret this? ( of course I will) Can I live with this for the rest of my life?
Anyone ever been in similar situation?
Am I supposed to run as hell now!!
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Re: stupid or not?
The first thing she sees on her wedding day when she walks in the church is the aisle. Next the altar, and then you.communistworkethic wrote:it'll all seem like the right thing. Then on the day the ring hits her finger, she will metamorphose in to another being. One that argues with everything you do, stoppings giving you oral sex all together, sayas sex is just for making babies and will look for the first opportunity to divorce you and take half of everything you own, despite having had feck all to start with, including all your favourite CDs and the cat.gaiser wrote:Just asked my girl to marry me! (she said yes!) Will I regret this? ( of course I will) Can I live with this for the rest of my life?
Anyone ever been in similar situation?
Am I supposed to run as hell now!!
As she walks towards you a mantra starts to repeat in her mind.....................
AISLE
ALTAR
YOU
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Re: stupid or not?
enfieldwhite wrote:The first thing she sees on her wedding day when she walks in the church is the aisle. Next the altar, and then you.communistworkethic wrote:it'll all seem like the right thing. Then on the day the ring hits her finger, she will metamorphose in to another being. One that argues with everything you do, stoppings giving you oral sex all together, sayas sex is just for making babies and will look for the first opportunity to divorce you and take half of everything you own, despite having had feck all to start with, including all your favourite CDs and the cat.gaiser wrote:Just asked my girl to marry me! (she said yes!) Will I regret this? ( of course I will) Can I live with this for the rest of my life?
Anyone ever been in similar situation?
Am I supposed to run as hell now!!
As she walks towards you a mantra starts to repeat in her mind.....................
AISLE
ALTAR
YOU
Too true - they think they can change us while we think they'll never change. Oh what fools we mortals are.
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.
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