How Gay are you?

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:31 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
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Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: if only it would inspire her to stop whinging at me for not being married with kids :roll:
Well then you must be gay! What are you.. like 56? that's not 'feet tall' by the way!

I'd feel sorry for any woman popping out your giant offspring! :mrgreen:
I'd be a youthful 35 you cheeky scamp. As you know I don't look a day over 35 and probably a little nearer to 30. Its all that face cream y'know :wink:
Whereas I on the other hand am 24, but have the complexion of a 97 year old cole miner
Best get a cleansing program together then, or when you're 97 you'll look like a swamp monster :shock:

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Post by Super_Kevin_Davies » Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:33 pm

46% gay :mrgreen:
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:35 pm

Super_Kevin_Davies wrote:46% gay :mrgreen:
oh yes

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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:54 pm

10% here - can't believe I'm surrounded by all these uphill gardners.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:56 pm

26% gay - works for me. Deck you if you touch my arse - but with a cute, sensitive side for the ladies! 8)
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:57 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:40 % Gay. Apparently I need to loosen up. :shock:
Oil up, surely? :conf:

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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:58 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:40 % Gay. Apparently I need to loosen up. :shock:
Oil up, surely? :conf:

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:02 pm

Super_Kevin_Davies wrote:46% gay :mrgreen:
I feel unusual. :?
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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:18 pm

In keeping with the thread, there's some sections of the bible you may find comforting if you're more gay than say my 10%....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3205727.stm

Then again you might not....
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:26 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Super_Kevin_Davies wrote:46% gay :mrgreen:
I feel unusual. :?
That'll be Enfield's leg under the table! :mrgreen:
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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:30 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Super_Kevin_Davies wrote:46% gay :mrgreen:
I feel unusual. :?
That'll be Enfield's leg under the table! :mrgreen:
You're sure it's his leg?
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:30 pm

Worthy4England wrote:In keeping with the thread, there's some sections of the bible you may find comforting if you're more gay than say my 10%....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3205727.stm

Then again you might not....
The Bible. obscure. open to interpretation. superstitious. can. worms. opened.
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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:31 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:In keeping with the thread, there's some sections of the bible you may find comforting if you're more gay than say my 10%....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3205727.stm

Then again you might not....
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:40 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:In keeping with the thread, there's some sections of the bible you may find comforting if you're more gay than say my 10%....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3205727.stm

Then again you might not....
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:33 pm

Evening all. Did somebody mention gay bibles? :|
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:54 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:26% gay - works for me. Deck you if you touch my arse - but with a cute, sensitive side for the ladies! 8)
Quite a few of us were 26% - not sure what that means.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:00 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:26% gay - works for me. Deck you if you touch my arse - but with a cute, sensitive side for the ladies! 8)
Quite a few of us were 26% - not sure what that means.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:06 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:40 % Gay. Apparently I need to loosen up. :shock:
Oil up, surely? :conf:

:D
:lmfao:
I do have feelings you boys! :spank:
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:31 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:40 % Gay. Apparently I need to loosen up. :shock:
Oil up, surely? :conf:

:D
:lmfao:
I do have feelings you boys! :spank:
and apparently you like S&M :shock:
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Post by enfieldwhite » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:35 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:40 % Gay. Apparently I need to loosen up. :shock:
Oil up, surely? :conf:

:D
:lmfao:
I do have feelings you boys! :spank:
and apparently you like S&M :shock:
Oh Aye! Now, where's my Robin Hood outfit :wink:
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