What are you watching tonight?

[Prufrock]

As described by Malcolm Tucker:

[Lost Leopard Spot]

As much as I admire Kermodes views on many films, there isn't a hope in hell of me ever watching Bladerunner.

Here's his top ten for 2017

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/d ... ni-erdmann

Bladerunner is ace.

Nor have I ever seen a solitary second of Star Wars.

Star Wars is shit.
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Christ, we agree on something .

Nope, that can't be right

[boltonboris]

If ya don't like Star Wars yer gay

[Lost Leopard Spot]

If ya don't like Star Wars yer gay

Dear Santa, can I have a leather cap and vest and a Sound of Music singalong version DVD for this Christmas please.

[TANGODANCER]

Peaky night tonight, and there's nothing merry or gay about them I can tell yer, except maybe a voice similarity to Knobby's Nuts.......

[Bruce Rioja]

If ya don't like Star Wars yer gay

When I was 14 I had my left earlobe pierced and someone said to me "Oh, it's a good job you didn't have your right earlobe pierced". "Why's that then?" I enquired. "Well, if you have your right earlobe pierced then it means you're gay" said the chap with whom I was speaking. "Oh" said I, "Only I thought that one gentleman inserting his erect penis into the anal sphincter of another might form a truer indication". He, like you, Boris, was talking utter shite.

[Harry Genshaw]

I couldn't take Kermodes choices seriously as soon as I saw he loved 'moonlight'. One of the dullest pieces of shite that I saw in 2017

[Bruce Rioja]

I couldn't take Kermodes choices seriously as soon as I saw he loved 'moonlight'. One of the dullest pieces of shite that I saw in 2017

He highly recommended Mustang. He wasn't wrong. Never seen Moonlight, but I reckon that Kermode gets more right than he gets wrong.

[boltonboris]

If ya don't like Star Wars yer gay

When I was 14 I had my left earlobe pierced and someone said to me "Oh, it's a good job you didn't have your right earlobe pierced". "Why's that then?" I enquired. "Well, if you have your right earlobe pierced then it means you're gay" said the chap with whom I was speaking. "Oh" said I, "Only I thought that one gentleman inserting his erect penis into the anal sphincter of another might form a truer indication". He, like you, Boris, was talking utter shite.

As I said, yer gay

[TANGODANCER]

Strictly final of course. Good couple of hours and sorry it's over for another year. Well done the Joe lad.

[Bruce Rioja]

Strictly final of course. Good couple of hours and sorry it's over for another year. Well done the Joe lad.

Summat else I've never seen a solitary second of.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Strictly final of course. Good couple of hours and sorry it's over for another year. Well done the Joe lad.

Summat else I've never seen a solitary second of.

It was worth tuning in just for Natalie's arse...but alas, she is no longer on

[Bruce Rioja]

Strictly final of course. Good couple of hours and sorry it's over for another year. Well done the Joe lad.

Summat else I've never seen a solitary second of.

It was worth tuning in just for Natalie's arse...but alas, she is no longer on

One of my mates was on it when they did that Pudsey the Bear thing. I didn't even watch him.

Definitely interested as to what Tango's take on it all is though, as I believe certain people have been kept in it with precious little dancing ability.

[TANGODANCER]

One of my mates was on it when they did that Pudsey the Bear thing. I didn't even watch him.
Definitely interested as to what Tango's take on it all is though, as I believe certain people have been kept in it with precious little dancing ability.

Firstly Bruce, it's no longer all about dance skill but an entertainment show. Great for the producers as it drags in 10 million viewers every Saturday night. The main controversy will alway be duffers like The Reverend Cole (and in the past John Sargent, Russel Grant, Ann Widdicombe etc) being voted in by the public at the expense of other dancers more skilled. The other bone of contention is that people like Debbie McGee and Alxandra Burke and others, have a lot of previous dance experience again making it an unlevel playing field. The only way to take it is just watch and enjoy never expecting rules to be adhered to. I watch it for the dance and enjoy seeing the real triers doing well. It's good light-hearted entertainment, but a serious show it surely ain't. Amazing though how many sportsmen have entered and done really well: Colin Jackson, Darren Gough, Matt Dawson, Kenny Logan, Austin Healey,Joe Calzhage, Martin Offiah,Roger Black, Mark Ramprakash, Peter S hilton, Audley Harrison, Louis Smith, Phil Tuffnel and lots more ...just to mention the men (even the beloved Robbie Savage was a twinkletoes)

All in all, you take it or leave it as you find it. Whenever the public vote is involved, common sense and fairness go out the window. Kids with mobiles sensible? Yeah....That's about it. I'll miss it till next year, that's for sure.

p.s. If you're in a mood for throwing things at the telly, Strictly's your huckleberry..

[Bruce Rioja]

I'm amazed that Audley Harrison did quite well. To go with my George Foreman Grill I bought an Audley Harrison toaster. It was 4ucked after two rounds. Ithangyou

The only one of these type of shows I follow is Materchef, and even then it often comes down to the luck of the draw.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'm amazed that Audley Harrison did quite well. To go with my George Foreman Grill I bought an Audley Harrison toaster. It was 4ucked after two rounds. Ithangyou

The only one of these type of shows I follow is Materchef, and even then it often comes down to the luck of the draw.

Do you not watch The Apprentice too?

[Bruce Rioja]

I'm amazed that Audley Harrison did quite well. To go with my George Foreman Grill I bought an Audley Harrison toaster. It was 4ucked after two rounds. Ithangyou

The only one of these type of shows I follow is Materchef, and even then it often comes down to the luck of the draw.

Do you not watch The Apprentice too?

Yes, yes I do. That's usually more to do with Lord Sugar (whose grandchildren have to address him as Lord Sugar, trust me, I know the mother of two of them) picking the least wankerish out of a bunch of wankers.

[TANGODANCER]

I'm amazed that Audley Harrison did quite well. To go with my George Foreman Grill I bought an Audley Harrison toaster. It was 4ucked after two rounds. Ithangyou

I'm surprised Audley's partner survived; he wears size 17 shoes, I kid you not.

[TANGODANCER]

For info: Not my sort of thing, but I noticed a few fans of League of Gentlemen on here. Starts again tonight at 10-0 on BBC 2 .

[jmjhb]

For info: Not my sort of thing, but I noticed a few fans of League of Gentlemen on here. Starts again tonight at 10-0 on BBC 2 .

Still funny