The Greatest EVER.................Chat up lines.
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On Derren Brown a classy modelesque chick says a line that made her weak at the knees 'my friend thought i would be good for you'
I think its almost impossible to pull a lady with any one line, they're probably more likely to work against you. A very safe line that seems to at least endear you to them is How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice - nice to meet you....
I think its almost impossible to pull a lady with any one line, they're probably more likely to work against you. A very safe line that seems to at least endear you to them is How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice - nice to meet you....
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How much?freeindeed wrote:Yeah it probably doesn't cut it with the hardened whores that you talk to, everyone i've tried it on thought it was 'cute' and made me instantly appear safe.Idiot Wind wrote:That's lame as f*ck.
If you think any one line will get a woman into bed - good luck to you.
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Easy tiger, touched a nerve??freeindeed wrote:Yeah it probably doesn't cut it with the hardened whores that you talk to, everyone i've tried it on thought it was 'cute' and made me instantly appear safe.Idiot Wind wrote:That's lame as f*ck.
If you think any one line will get a woman into bed - good luck to you.
Hardened whores??? Classic.
Cute and safe eh? Sounds like a winning combination for a one-night stand!
Be cheeky, but humourous and you're in.
Eyes right foreskins tight, bollocks to the front
We're the boys who make no noise, we're only after c**t
We're the heroes of the night and we'd rather f**k than fight
We're the heroes of the Bolton Fusiliers.
We're the boys who make no noise, we're only after c**t
We're the heroes of the night and we'd rather f**k than fight
We're the heroes of the Bolton Fusiliers.
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I'll bet ya one kebab and the prostitute of your choice...TANGODANCER wrote:How much?freeindeed wrote:Yeah it probably doesn't cut it with the hardened whores that you talk to, everyone i've tried it on thought it was 'cute' and made me instantly appear safe.Idiot Wind wrote:That's lame as f*ck.
If you think any one line will get a woman into bed - good luck to you.
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Idiot Wind wrote:Easy tiger, touched a nerve??freeindeed wrote:Yeah it probably doesn't cut it with the hardened whores that you talk to, everyone i've tried it on thought it was 'cute' and made me instantly appear safe.Idiot Wind wrote:That's lame as f*ck.
If you think any one line will get a woman into bed - good luck to you.
Hardened whores??? Classic.
Cute and safe eh? Sounds like a winning combination for a one-night stand!
Be cheeky, but humourous and you're in.
Well firstly, i never go out looking for a one night stand.
Secondly, i think 9/10 times you approach a woman with a set piece, suggestive line - they cringe.
My line seems to at least endear you to them and allows for a nice exchange.
Each to his own, whatever works for ya my friend.
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I only use chat-up lines when I used to be after a one night stand.
Otherwise I prefer to mix within my own circle, if that doesn't sound too incestuous. I like to know them socially before I'd want to go out with them, for the fact that you know whether you like them as a person or not.
As you say though, each to their own mate!
Otherwise I prefer to mix within my own circle, if that doesn't sound too incestuous. I like to know them socially before I'd want to go out with them, for the fact that you know whether you like them as a person or not.
As you say though, each to their own mate!
Eyes right foreskins tight, bollocks to the front
We're the boys who make no noise, we're only after c**t
We're the heroes of the night and we'd rather f**k than fight
We're the heroes of the Bolton Fusiliers.
We're the boys who make no noise, we're only after c**t
We're the heroes of the night and we'd rather f**k than fight
We're the heroes of the Bolton Fusiliers.
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i thought this was a chat-up lines thread - regardless of whether they work or not?
(say this one looking at the floor with a little sulk on,)
"hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; its okay, go ahead, say no."
orrr.. for a different type of girl,
(lick finger and wipe on her shirt)
uckk, let's get you out of those wet clothes.
(say this one looking at the floor with a little sulk on,)
"hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; its okay, go ahead, say no."
orrr.. for a different type of girl,
(lick finger and wipe on her shirt)
uckk, let's get you out of those wet clothes.
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