The Greatest EVER.................Chat up lines.

freeindeed · Post by **freeindeed** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:59 pm

On Derren Brown a classy modelesque chick says a line that made her weak at the knees 'my friend thought i would be good for you'

I think its almost impossible to pull a lady with any one line, they're probably more likely to work against you. A very safe line that seems to at least endear you to them is How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice - nice to meet you....

Idiot Wind · Post by **Idiot Wind** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:04 am

That's lame as f*ck.

freeindeed · Post by **freeindeed** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:19 pm

Idiot Wind wrote:That's lame as f*ck.

Yeah it probably doesn't cut it with the hardened whores

that you talk to, everyone i've tried it on thought it was 'cute' and made me instantly appear safe.

If you think any one line will get a woman into bed - good luck to you.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:32 pm

freeindeed wrote:
Idiot Wind wrote:That's lame as f*ck.
Yeah it probably doesn't cut it with the hardened whores that you talk to, everyone i've tried it on thought it was 'cute' and made me instantly appear safe.

If you think any one line will get a woman into bed - good luck to you.

How much?

Idiot Wind · Post by **Idiot Wind** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:46 pm

freeindeed wrote:
Idiot Wind wrote:That's lame as f*ck.
Yeah it probably doesn't cut it with the hardened whores that you talk to, everyone i've tried it on thought it was 'cute' and made me instantly appear safe.

If you think any one line will get a woman into bed - good luck to you.

Easy tiger, touched a nerve??

Hardened whores??? Classic.

Cute and safe eh? Sounds like a winning combination for a one-night stand!

Be cheeky, but humourous and you're in.

freeindeed · Post by **freeindeed** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:31 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
freeindeed wrote:
Idiot Wind wrote:That's lame as f*ck.
Yeah it probably doesn't cut it with the hardened whores that you talk to, everyone i've tried it on thought it was 'cute' and made me instantly appear safe.

If you think any one line will get a woman into bed - good luck to you.
How much?

I'll bet ya one kebab and the prostitute of your choice...

freeindeed · Post by **freeindeed** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:36 pm

Idiot Wind wrote:
freeindeed wrote:
Idiot Wind wrote:That's lame as f*ck.
Yeah it probably doesn't cut it with the hardened whores that you talk to, everyone i've tried it on thought it was 'cute' and made me instantly appear safe.

If you think any one line will get a woman into bed - good luck to you.
Easy tiger, touched a nerve??

Hardened whores??? Classic.

Cute and safe eh? Sounds like a winning combination for a one-night stand!

Be cheeky, but humourous and you're in.

Well firstly, i never go out looking for a one night stand.

Secondly, i think 9/10 times you approach a woman with a set piece, suggestive line - they cringe.

My line seems to at least endear you to them and allows for a nice exchange.

Each to his own, whatever works for ya my friend.

Idiot Wind · Post by **Idiot Wind** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:40 pm

I only use chat-up lines when I used to be after a one night stand.

Otherwise I prefer to mix within my own circle, if that doesn't sound too incestuous. I like to know them socially before I'd want to go out with them, for the fact that you know whether you like them as a person or not.

As you say though, each to their own mate!

jordAn.WS22 · Post by **jordAn.WS22** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:29 pm

i thought this was a chat-up lines thread - regardless of whether they work or not?

(say this one looking at the floor with a little sulk on,)
"hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; its okay, go ahead, say no."

orrr.. for a different type of girl,

(lick finger and wipe on her shirt)
uckk, let's get you out of those wet clothes.

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