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The Greatest EVER.................Chat up lines.

Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:58 pm

Haven't I seen you before? OH yeah, it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:11 pm

D'you fancy a shag?
<no>
Well d'you mind lying down while I have one?
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Post by jaffka » Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:27 pm

Hey love I bet I could get you banging like a shat house door in the wind.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:59 pm

Why use a cheesy chat up line when you can sing to them :mrgreen: I'm only saying that because was in the Traf centre the other night and saw a girl I used to have a crush on, and memories of singing "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" outside our uni flat came back. Memories best left buried
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:16 pm

jaffka wrote:Hey love I bet I could get you banging like a shat house door in the wind.
The quality of any women falling for that one would be dubious at very best. :wink:
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:37 pm

"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. "
Prufrock wrote: Like money hasn't always talked. You might not like it, or disagree, but it's the truth. It's a basic incentive, people always have, and always will want what's best for themselves and their families
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:46 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. "
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Post by marshall_42 » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:07 pm

One my brother tried when he was 16 on an older girl...

'Do you fancy a pizza and a f*%$?'

...upon rejection

'What's the matter, do you not like pizza?'
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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:26 pm

This face is leaving this place in 5 minutes.

I want you to be on it! 8)
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:32 pm

marshall_42 wrote:One my brother tried when he was 16 on an older girl...

'Do you fancy a pizza and a f*%$?'

...upon rejection

'What's the matter, do you not like pizza?'
:D
And was it a success?
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Post by jaffka » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:40 pm

Can I storm your palace of passion with my purple battering ram?
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Post by jaffka » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:40 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
jaffka wrote:Hey love I bet I could get you banging like a shat house door in the wind.
The quality of any women falling for that one would be dubious at very best. :wink:


:D
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:41 pm

jaffka wrote:Can I storm your palace of passion with my purple battering ram?
:shock:
Was that directed at me? Because you'll have to buy me dinner first.
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Post by jaffka » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:44 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
jaffka wrote:Can I storm your palace of passion with my purple battering ram?
:shock:
Was that directed at me? Because you'll have to buy me dinner first.
I will take you out for dinner, if you like chicken then suck on my cock its foul :laugh:
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:46 pm

jaffka wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
jaffka wrote:Can I storm your palace of passion with my purple battering ram?
:shock:
Was that directed at me? Because you'll have to buy me dinner first.
I will take you out for dinner, if you like chicken then suck on my cock its foul :laugh:
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Post by jaffka » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:49 pm

kin ell this thread is the greatest!!!!
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Post by ratbert » Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:00 pm

I just found some wings outside... did they come off when you fell from heaven?
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Post by jimbo » Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:36 pm

The word of the day is legs. Shall we go back to mine and spread that word?
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:37 pm

what speaks french, likes blow jobs, has a 6 inch toungue and can breathe through it's ears?

Moi.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:26 am

"Get yer coat, luv! You've scored!"

A great line with a strangely low success rate. 8)
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