The Politics Thread

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Who will you be voting for?

Labour
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41%
Conservatives
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38%
Liberal Democrats
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6%
UK Independence Party (UKIP)
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Green Party
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Prufrock » Mon Sep 21, 2015 7:27 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:When Corbyn admitted he'd shagged that pig Abbot, Cameron probably felt more able to admit his indiscretion
Cameron wouldn't have shagged Abbot because (drumroll please) she's a Trot, her.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Sep 21, 2015 7:31 pm

Prufrock wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:When Corbyn admitted he'd shagged that pig Abbot, Cameron probably felt more able to admit his indiscretion
Cameron wouldn't have shagged Abbot because (drumroll please) she's a Trot, her.
Oh fxck :whack:

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Enoch » Mon Sep 21, 2015 7:57 pm

I caught sight of this on the BBC news and all I could see left centre was Prufrock!

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by LeverEnd » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:23 pm



A fine effort!
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:30 am

bobo the clown wrote:I'd not want all my University moments exposing tbf.

I wonder if it was hilal ?

Why, did you sell The Socialist Worker too?
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Hoboh » Tue Sep 22, 2015 2:11 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:I'd not want all my University moments exposing tbf.

I wonder if it was hilal ?

Why, did you sell The Socialist Worker too?
Once lit a Barbie with one, does that count?
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Sep 22, 2015 2:25 pm

Hoboh wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:I'd not want all my University moments exposing tbf.

I wonder if it was hilal ?

Why, did you sell The Socialist Worker too?
Once lit a Barbie with one, does that count?
why were you immolating dolls?

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:13 pm

How disappointing! Sat down with newspaper only to discover that yesterday's news sensation was all porkies
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:37 pm

Oh yea, and by the way, Mx Oakeshott displayed the weirdest looking hairdo any human (never mind human journalists who report unconfirmed pig shagging events) I have ever seen. Ever. It looked remarkably like a pig's ear, literally (the sticky up bit on the top).
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Il Pirate » Tue Sep 22, 2015 7:31 pm

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I have a question from Peppa.. "should I be frightened?"


Just seen this. One of the funniest things I've seen in a while :lol:
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Prufrock » Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:21 am

Enjoyed this from Hugo Rifkind today, post pig-gate:

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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Prufrock » Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:53 pm

Also, ISIS are shit-houses, we're all agreed, but why the feckity feck are we selling weapons to a country that's about to crucify someone - actually, literally crucify him - for demonstrating against the government. Not only that, but when he was 17 at the time?!


http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/09 ... 77584.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:05 pm

Prufrock wrote:Also, ISIS are shit-houses, we're all agreed, but why the feckity feck are we selling weapons to a country that's about to crucify someone - actually, literally crucify him - for demonstrating against the government. Not only that, but when he was 17 at the time?!


http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/09 ... 77584.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
In their defence, they aren't actually going to crucify him.
They are going to chop his head off with a sword (in one blow if he's lucky), then they are going to string his headless body up by the wrists and put it on public display.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Prufrock » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:06 pm

Ah, fair enough then. "Crucified and beheaded" I read as being in that order. I suppose if it has to happen it's better in reverse order.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:10 pm

Prufrock wrote:Ah, fair enough then. "Crucified and beheaded" I read as being in that order. I suppose if it has to happen it's better in reverse order.
Yep, you see how reasonable the Saudi royal family is...
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Prufrock » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:12 pm

Give them some f*cking jets then!
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:14 pm

Prufrock wrote:Give Sell them some f*cking jets then!
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Prufrock » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:21 pm

No, f*ck the cash, we need to be encouraging that sort of reasonable behaviour. Bollocks to you, Kurds, democrats, and women, we've got ourselves a regional partner.
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by CAPSLOCK » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:38 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Also, ISIS are shit-houses, we're all agreed, but why the feckity feck are we selling weapons to a country that's about to crucify someone - actually, literally crucify him - for demonstrating against the government. Not only that, but when he was 17 at the time?!


http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/09 ... 77584.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
In their defence, they aren't actually going to crucify him.
They are going to chop his head off with a sword (in one blow if he's lucky), then they are going to string his headless body up by the wrists and put it on public display.
He wont do it again
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Re: The Politics Thread

Post by Hoboh » Wed Sep 23, 2015 5:44 pm

Prufrock wrote:Also, ISIS are shit-houses, we're all agreed, but why the feckity feck are we selling weapons to a country that's about to crucify someone - actually, literally crucify him - for demonstrating against the government. Not only that, but when he was 17 at the time?!


http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/09 ... 77584.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
If we did that to a few more students then the world would be a far better place, imagine no shithouse Cameron!
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