How to write a Daily Express front page

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How to write a Daily Express front page

Post by Verbal » Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:20 pm

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"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

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Post by ratbert » Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:30 pm

You forgot all their Madeline McCann front pages, but that would probably crash the server.
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:03 am

an actual express front page....

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Post by Puskas » Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:48 pm

communistworkethic wrote:an actual express front page....

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Tony Blair wants to destroy the records of our war heroes?

He's going to go round to people's houses, smashing their rare S-Club 7 12" singles?

It's a disgrace. He must go. And be replaced by the ghost of princess diana. Or something.
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Post by Hoboh » Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:28 am

communistworkethic wrote:an actual express front page....

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Brilliant that, give the guy that wrote it a medal :D
(and a job as PR for Megson, then it really would sound like evryone else was to blame, not him).
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:31 am

The daily stars is easiest. Xfactor/Big Bro/I'm a celeb
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Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:22 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:The daily stars is easiest. Xfactor/Big Bro/I'm a celeb
you forgot the tits :wink:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:22 am

Lord Kangana wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:The daily stars is easiest. Xfactor/Big Bro/I'm a celeb
you forgot the tits :wink:
Aye! Let's not forget about the people that write it! :D
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Tombwfc » Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:16 pm

Amazes me the hatemongering shite newspapers get away with. The Daily Star the other week had the headline 'The BBC puts Muslims before YOU'. It'd be laughable if people didn't believe it.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:08 pm

I'll hold my hands up, I read the Sun every monring. It has just enough actual news for me to know what's going on with a moderate dose of celeb gossip so I can hold a conversation with the girls at work.

I despise their self-righteousness. "The Government abolised slavery thanks to our campaign" would be a typical line in the Sun.
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