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Post by blurred » Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:21 am

I got married last weekend - quite possibly one of the strangest sets of pictures ever to appear on a messageboard.
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Post by InsaneApache » Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:04 am

You look well as a bridesmaid mate. :lol:
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Post by mofgimmers » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:30 am

Jesus H. Christ!

Apart from the obvious (that terrifying bride), I couldn't help but think that the wedding cake looked like someone had taken a leak down the side of it!
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:36 am

don't know what the fuss is, have none of you ever driven through Farnworth???
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Post by mofgimmers » Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:40 am

communistworkethic wrote:don't know what the fuss is, have none of you ever driven through Farnworth???
That 'lass' is worse than Farn'oth's worst!
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Post by jimbo » Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:19 am

How did Blurred stumble across this???? One of the most obscure things I've ever seen.
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Post by jaffka » Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:47 am

MySpace.com - Mrs. Christian - 25 - Female - ninety six, South Carolina - www.myspace.com/candyapple0883

Its real!
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Post by SuperWhiteWarrior » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:23 pm

Man thats nasty!!! :shock:
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Post by fatshaft » Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:25 pm

Couldn;t think who she reminded me of, and then it hit me....



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Post by warthog » Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:43 pm

It reminds me of the story David Niven told about Noel Coward in his autobiography. Coward attended the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II with some friends. One of them asked who the little man was in the same carriage as the Queen of Tonga, a seriously big woman.

'Her lunch', Coward replied.
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Post by ratbert » Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:21 pm

Maybe she's a new superweapon the army are developing. Eats the opposition in five seconds flat.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:03 pm

Having lived in Farnworth for almost thirty years I have to agree (not something I'm much known for doing) with Commie's remark. Some of the women make the Queen of Tonga look like Twiggy and Jo Brand resemble Sophia Loren. A Saturday trip down Brackley Street can be a frightening experience. :shock:
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