when the fat lady sings

[bobo the clown]

I like Kathryn Jenkins, does that count?

Her voice ?

She does look a bit plastic. More Lady Penelope than is good for her.

[Hoboh]

Oh I don't know....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Wow. That plate has got some serious optical illusioning going on.

[bobo the clown]

Wow. That plate has got some serious optical illusioning going on.

Plate ? .... it's her left tit. She IS a cartoon you know.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Wow. That plate has got some serious optical illusioning going on.

Plate ? .... it's her left tit. She IS a cartoon you know.

Her left tit's inside out. Now it's not, now it is...

[bobo the clown]

Wow. That plate has got some serious optical illusioning going on.

Plate ? .... it's her left tit. She IS a cartoon you know.

Her left tit's inside out. Now it's not, now it is...

... and ? .... your point is ???


Maybe she's bathing with the Invisible Man ?!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Wow. That plate has got some serious optical illusioning going on.

Plate ? .... it's her left tit. She IS a cartoon you know.

Her left tit's inside out. Now it's not, now it is...

... and ? .... your point is ???

Just fascinated by the serious opticalitically illusionationeering, that's all.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Wow. That plate has got some serious optical illusioning going on.

Plate ? .... it's her left tit. She IS a cartoon you know.

You're both wrong anyway - it's a saucer (you don't use plates or tits with tea cups).

[Bruce Rioja]

You're both wrong anyway - it's a saucer (you don't use plates or tits with tea cups).

Oh? Well how do you explain a storm in a D cup then?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Wow. That plate has got some serious optical illusioning going on.

Plate ? .... it's her left tit. She IS a cartoon you know.

You're both wrong anyway - it's a saucer (you don't use plates or tits with tea cups).

I knew it. I was going to edit my post to say saucer not plate because I knew some pedant would be along but I didn't bother because I'd assumed it'd be Abdoulaye's Twin and then I could ask if he liked his new Pedants' Society (imperial measurement branch) badge, but no, instead, the first to troll up is the President of the Pedants' Society (Foreign & Colonial division).

[Montreal Wanderer]

You're both wrong anyway - it's a saucer (you don't use plates or tits with tea cups).

Oh? Well how do you explain a storm in a D cup then?

Oh, it's certainly true that you put both tea and tits in cups and it is probably important to know the difference (ans: you get a lot more in a D cup than a tea cup).

[Lost Leopard Spot]

You're both wrong anyway - it's a saucer (you don't use plates or tits with tea cups).

Oh? Well how do you explain a storm in a D cup then?

[Montreal Wanderer]

Wow. That plate has got some serious optical illusioning going on.

Plate ? .... it's her left tit. She IS a cartoon you know.

You're both wrong anyway - it's a saucer (you don't use plates or tits with tea cups).

I knew it. I was going to edit my post to say saucer not plate because I knew some pedant would be along but I didn't bother because I'd assumed it'd be Abdoulaye's Twin and then I could ask if he liked his new Pedants' Society (imperial measurement branch) badge, but no, instead, the first to troll up is the President of the Pedants' Society (Foreign & Colonial division).

Alas, no - I haven't been invited to join yet but, as you can see, I'm trying - very trying.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Wow. That plate has got some serious optical illusioning going on.

Plate ? .... it's her left tit. She IS a cartoon you know.

You're both wrong anyway - it's a saucer (you don't use plates or tits with tea cups).

I knew it. I was going to edit my post to say saucer not plate because I knew some pedant would be along but I didn't bother because I'd assumed it'd be Abdoulaye's Twin and then I could ask if he liked his new Pedants' Society (imperial measurement branch) badge, but no, instead, the first to troll up is the President of the Pedants' Society (Foreign & Colonial division).

Alas, no - I haven't been invited to join yet but, as you can see, I'm trying - very trying.

You've been nominated and voted in - unanimously.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Wow. That plate has got some serious optical illusioning going on.

Plate ? .... it's her left tit. She IS a cartoon you know.

You're both wrong anyway - it's a saucer (you don't use plates or tits with tea cups).

I knew it. I was going to edit my post to say saucer not plate because I knew some pedant would be along but I didn't bother because I'd assumed it'd be Abdoulaye's Twin and then I could ask if he liked his new Pedants' Society (imperial measurement branch) badge, but no, instead, the first to troll up is the President of the Pedants' Society (Foreign & Colonial division).

Apologies for my absence. I was mincing some beef...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Is that a euphemism?

Oops, don't answer that. I fear we have hijacked Willy the White's thread, and he might be along shortly to tell us off.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Is that a euphemism?

Oops, don't answer that. I fear we have hijacked Willy the White's thread, and he might be along shortly to tell us off.

Don't worry. I was really mincing beef with my meat grinder attachment thingy so I could make burgers for tea. Prefer to make my own rather than the shop bought rubbish. Make my own sausages and bacon too.

[thebish]

Is that a euphemism?

Oops, don't answer that. I fear we have hijacked Willy the White's thread, and he might be along shortly to tell us off.

Don't worry. I was really mincing beef with my meat grinder attachment thingy so I could make burgers for tea. Prefer to make my own rather than the shop bought rubbish. Make my own sausages and bacon too.

we all do that!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Really?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Ok if we're going to hijack the thread, might as well do it in style.

Go on then, you've got me. I can understand that you 'make' your own minced beef, and 'making' sausages is a straightforward concept, but, as a pedant, I have to take you to task over making your own bacon, How can you do that, only pigs can make bacon!