If this is the answer, what is the question?

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:13 pm

Format will be familiar to Mock the Week viewers, but is pretty self explanatary even for those who aren't. The previous winner selects a topical news item, and suggests an answer to an unknown question on that topic. Players have to come up with their own funny suggestions as to what the question might be. For instance, someone might suggest, 'near the Cape Verde Islands' as an answer (the real question being, 'Where did a missing Russian cargo ship turn up this week?') and hillarious contestants could suggest questions such as 'where was Jordan's dignity last seen?'. The winner is chosen in the same way as the caption competition, by the previous winner, and the new winner sets the next question, or should that be, answer. Bonus internet points for whoever can guess the actual question.

Seeing as I was the only entrant for the example, I win by default, and will start off.

If this is the answer, what is the question? : '60 miles'

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:49 pm

How far would the tribute act "The Lazy Proclaimers" walk?

(and, in keeping with the Mock The Week theme) What is the fallout radius after Kerry Katona's dropped the kids off at the pool?

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:57 pm

is it

How long will the queue for season tickets be at the Reebok if Megson resigns?

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:17 pm

What's the circumfrance of Kevin Nolan's belt

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:20 pm

What's the minimum distance you'd want to be from Peter and fxxxxxx Katie?

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:33 pm

Is it the number of miles hoboh2o thinks BWFC_Insane will crawl over broken glass just to w@nk over Gary Megson's shadow?

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:13 pm

Matty Taylor rigs prozone each game to make his manager think he's run further than he has. To what distance does he set this fete of athletic achievement over 90 mins?

SKD · Post by **SKD** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:39 pm

On average, how far off target is Fabrice Muamba's shooting?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:18 pm

What distance is the restraining order Gary Megson put on Bruno?

Dujon · Post by **Dujon** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:05 am

When Dizzy Gillespie left Charlie Parker's quintet Parker was asked by a newshound tyro what it would take to replace him. Parker glanced over at the annointed (but as yet unannounced) replacement and - with a broad grin - said what?

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:10 am

What distance, if laid end to end, would all the full backs signed by Gary Megson reach?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:20 am

And how far from the door have you parked the car, Love?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:07 am

How far away from London is 'London Oxford Airport'?

Sorry.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:34 am

Verbal wrote:How far away from London is 'London Oxford Airport'?

Sorry.

Bonus internet point.

24 hours people.

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:10 am

Converting pixels into miles, how much virtual distance would I have taken up guessing before getting the correct answer?

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:01 pm

Cock Robin

senorjoeyo · Post by **senorjoeyo** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:14 pm

How far up Alex Fergusson's arse are Mike Riley and Rob Styles?

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:19 pm

If you were 24 hours from Tulsa, how far do you need to travel?

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:20 pm

senorjoeyo wrote:How far up Alex Fergusson's arse are Mike Riley and Rob Styles?

Nawwww its "whats that up my ar*e Batman?"

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:22 pm

ratbert wrote:If you were 24 hours from Tulsa, how far do you need to travel?

Depends on how fast your travelling at 10mph and you'd be 240 miles away, quite simple really!

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