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Post by Gravedigger » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:50 pm

Which one is Jack then. 8)
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:59 am

Gravedigger wrote:Which one is Jack then. 8)
Ooooh dear Lord :roll:
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Post by sluffy » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:22 pm

Mar, Why does nobody ever ask you anymore??

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:05 am

Mar - Why are slug pellets always a hideous shade of bright blue? A colour completely incongruous to anything naturally occurring in the garden, they stand out and look awful. Why don't they come in green or brown or summat? :conf:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:54 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Mar - Why are slug pellets always a hideous shade of bright blue? A colour completely incongruous to anything naturally occurring in the garden, they stand out and look awful. Why don't they come in green or brown or summat? :conf:
So people don't eat them when picking up fallen gooseberries? Slugs are fatally attracted to the colour blue? Why didn't Mar answer Sluffy's question? So many questions, so few answers.
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Post by Mar » Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:09 pm

sluffy wrote:Mar, Why does nobody ever ask you anymore??
Didn't know this thread was still running thats why. :roll:

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Post by Mar » Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:13 pm

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Bruce Rioja wrote:Mar - Why are slug pellets always a hideous shade of bright blue? A colour completely incongruous to anything naturally occurring in the garden, they stand out and look awful. Why don't they come in green or brown or summat? :conf:
So people don't eat them when picking up fallen gooseberries? Slugs are fatally attracted to the colour blue? Why didn't Mar answer Sluffy's question? So many questions, so few answers.
Thats what the experts want you to think. Its really more a case of them trying to terraform our planet into their own. They take the green and turn out the blue, there comes a time when you'll have to pick sides. Just watch out for those slimy gits!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jul 08, 2006 3:26 pm

Mar wrote:Thats what the experts want you to think. Its really more a case of them trying to terraform our planet into their own. They take the green and turn out the blue, there comes a time when you'll have to pick sides. Just watch out for those slimy gits!
Crikey! :shock: Anybody know where I can get some paving slabs from then? And quick! :shock:
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Post by warthog » Sat Jul 08, 2006 3:43 pm

Slug pellets are coloured blue to deter birds.

Other ways to get rid of slugs.

1. Pick them off by hand
2. Aluminum Sulphate, which is a white powder and comes in a container like Shake n Vac
3. Nematodes. These are parasites which kill slugs. They come in blocks which are dissolved in water.

I found out last week, by accident, that slugs are flammable. When ignited, they sizzle.

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:16 pm

warthog wrote:Slug pellets are coloured blue to deter birds.

Other ways to get rid of slugs.

1. Pick them off by hand
2. Aluminum Sulphate, which is a white powder and comes in a container like Shake n Vac
3. Nematodes. These are parasites which kill slugs. They come in blocks which are dissolved in water.

I found out last week, by accident, that slugs are flammable. When ignited, they sizzle.
PUT A RING OF SALT AROUND THE HORRIBLE BSTARDS

THEN WATCH EM SIZZLE :twisted:
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Post by Little Green Man » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:30 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:
warthog wrote:Slug pellets are coloured blue to deter birds.

Other ways to get rid of slugs.

1. Pick them off by hand
2. Aluminum Sulphate, which is a white powder and comes in a container like Shake n Vac
3. Nematodes. These are parasites which kill slugs. They come in blocks which are dissolved in water.

I found out last week, by accident, that slugs are flammable. When ignited, they sizzle.
PUT A RING OF SALT AROUND THE HORRIBLE BSTARDS

THEN WATCH EM SIZZLE :twisted:
I tipped quite a bit of salt on a slug on one the other day. After about five minutes of fizzing the slug emerged from the frothy mess as if nothing had happened. They're changing, I tell ye...

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:36 pm

Little Green Man wrote:I tipped quite a bit of salt on a slug on one the other day. After about five minutes of fizzing the slug emerged from the frothy mess as if nothing had happened. They're changing, I tell ye...
NOW, THAT'S WORRYING

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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:39 pm

yeah and f*cking NASA already know anout it!!!!!!!!!!

http://map.gsfc.nasa.gov/m_mm/mr_content.html
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Post by Little Green Man » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:41 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:I tipped quite a bit of salt on a slug on one the other day. After about five minutes of fizzing the slug emerged from the frothy mess as if nothing had happened. They're changing, I tell ye...
NOW, THAT'S WORRYING

VERY WORRYING
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Post by Little Green Man » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:42 pm

communistworkethic wrote:yeah and f*cking NASA already know anout it!!!!!!!!!!

http://map.gsfc.nasa.gov/m_mm/mr_content.html
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:46 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
CAPSLOCK wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:I tipped quite a bit of salt on a slug on one the other day. After about five minutes of fizzing the slug emerged from the frothy mess as if nothing had happened. They're changing, I tell ye...
NOW, THAT'S WORRYING

VERY WORRYING
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Post by ratbert » Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:01 am

Two other slug-busting options:

Cucumber

Beer

I advocate the former, naturally

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:05 am

ratbert wrote:Beer

I advocate the former, naturally

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION

IS IT SUP LOADS THEN STAGGER AROUND THE GARDEN SQUASHING EM?
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Post by warthog » Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:28 am

CAPSLOCK wrote:
ratbert wrote:Beer

I advocate the former, naturally

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION

IS IT SUP LOADS THEN STAGGER AROUND THE GARDEN SQUASHING EM?
You're supposed to embed an empty yoghurt pot or similar container in the garden and then fill it with beer. The theory is that the slug drinks the beer, gets pissed, falls in and drowns.

The ones in my garden drink the beer, survive and then invite their mates around for a piss up the night after. I hear them talking sometimes.

"It's great that warthog's garden. Loads to eat and free beer. We were fecking slimeless last night"

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Post by Kylofski » Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:12 am

Get some frogs they love to eat slugs

Try this too

Nematodes

Nematodes have been used by commercial growers for over 10 years as an effective means of pest control. These products have been developed and are used underground to treat the source of the infestation before it reaches the surface. Nematodes are aggressive organisms which attack the slug by entering the body cavity and once inside they release bacteria which stops the slug from feeding and bringing about a quick death. The nematodes then carry on reproducing inside the dead slug and so a new generation is released to hunt down more slugs. Once the area is rid of the slugs the nematodes will die back to their natural numbers. Nematodes are totally safe to use on food crops, they are harmless to wildlife, birds, children and pets and as such assist wildlife like hedgehogs to combat pests without any risk.
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