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Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Thu May 31, 2012 4:46 pm

Dear Mar

Why?

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Thu May 31, 2012 4:50 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:Dear Mar

Why?

Because social anxiety and ADHD won't feed themselves.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Thu May 31, 2012 5:09 pm

Dear Mar,

What should I have for dinner tonight?

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Thu May 31, 2012 5:16 pm

jimbo wrote:Dear Mar,

What should I have for dinner tonight?

I get the sense that you're hungry Jimbo as food is clearly on your mind. Well, have a Lasagna with a mixture of chive and other toppings, not only will it fill you up but it will also feel like you've been fed a succulent and fancy meal (when in reality, its a mans meal with some fancy bits on top).

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Thu May 31, 2012 5:23 pm

dear mar why are people peed with me

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Thu May 31, 2012 5:24 pm

Dear Mar,

Left or Right?

truewhite15 · Post by **truewhite15** » Thu May 31, 2012 5:39 pm

Dear Mar,

What is the Answer?

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:02 pm

Dear Mar,

There was recently a bit or a to-do about toast toppers - food of the gods. Which one is the best?

Ta!

Worthy

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:15 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:dear mar why are people peed with me

That is because you ask silly questions that provoke people to thinking that you are an imbecile. For example if you were to have asked me a question like what would make my posts better I would've thought of solutions on how to make your posts better, if you would've asked what makes your posts good I would've thought about your posts and tried looking at the positives. As it stands your asking negative questions that lead people to think badly of you. Instead of asking try thinking up questions that begin with 'how'. 'How can I improve my posting', 'How can I get people to think better of me'. 'How can I get a turtle and an albatross to successfully mate with a budgie'. See those sort of questions will lead to positive answers that will help you in your path on becoming enlightened.

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:16 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:Dear Mar,

Left or Right?

You can't go wrong by going right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiePaAHK3jE

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:17 pm

truewhite15 wrote:Dear Mar,

What is the Answer?

The Answer is a group of people dedicated to stopping War and Ending Racism. They want you to Act Now to Stop War and End Racism (ANSWER).

Peace out.

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:18 pm

Mar wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:dear mar why are people peed with me
That is because you ask silly questions that provoke people to thinking that you are an imbecile. For example if you were to have asked me a question like what would make my posts better I would've thought of solutions on how to make your posts better, if you would've asked what makes your posts good I would've thought about your posts and tried looking at the positives. As it stands your asking negative questions that lead people to think badly of you. Instead of asking try thinking up questions that begin with 'how'. 'How can I improve my posting', 'How can I get people to think better of me'. 'How can I get a turtle and an albatross to successfully mate with a budgie'. See those sort of questions will lead to positive answers that will help you in your path on becoming enlightened.

great answer, cheers mar

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:25 pm

Worthy4England wrote:Dear Mar,

There was recently a bit or a to-do about toast toppers - food of the gods. Which one is the best?

Ta!

Worthy

Well the best one is Ham & Cheese mixed in with Bacon and Chicken. But they don't want you to know that otherwise you would only buy one. Thats why they're all separated out. It's to keep you buying the rest.

Crafty barstewards they are. So sayeth the wise red dude.

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:34 pm

what do i do if i accidently pressed unsubscribe to forum, i dont want to unsurbscribe

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:36 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:what do i do if i accidently pressed unsubscribe to forum, i dont want to unsurbscribe

You resubscribe.

bwfcdan94 · Post by **bwfcdan94** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:37 pm

thank you

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:39 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:what do i do if i accidently pressed unsubscribe to forum, i dont want to unsurbscribe

Obviously didn't work. Should you ever want to leave, admin can make it happen in seconds. Just pm us, and before you can say "Oops, I made a mistake" you'll be gone.

Sorry Mar. Carry on.

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:50 pm

Dear Mar,

Why are all men sex obsessed?!

Yours,

Confused female, Mid Sussex...

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:56 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Dear Mar,

Why are all men sex obsessed?!

Yours,

Confused female, Mid Sussex...

Snigger

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Thu May 31, 2012 6:59 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Dear Mar,

Why are all men sex obsessed?!

Yours,

Confused female, Mid Sussex...
Snigger

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