Idiotic woman killed by 'pet' bear

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:17 pm

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091005/twl ... d0ae9.html

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:20 pm

ratbert wrote:http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091005/twl ... d0ae9.html

Her stupidity defies bearlief.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:28 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
ratbert wrote:http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091005/twl ... d0ae9.html

Her stupidy defies bearlief.

Doesn't bear thinking about. A grizzly tale.

Puskas · Post by **Puskas** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:31 pm

It seems she was behaving like an ursehole.

But that's because she kept a grizzly bear. What if it had been a white one - would that polarise opinion?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:33 pm

Puskas wrote:It seems she was behaving like an ursehole.

But that's because she kept a grizzly bear. What if it had been a white one - would that polarise opinion?

Alaska. Oops, no I won't

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:33 pm

Why carry out an investigation? It was a bear, she's a charlie. There's only ever going to be one outcome

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:36 pm

Puskas wrote:It seems she was behaving like an ursehole.

But that's because she kept a grizzly bear. What if it had been a white one - would that polarise opinion?

Your question may be more humorous if you'd said Black Bear.

My only hope is she didn't procreate as the Gene Pool will be a little less shallow without her offspring wallowing in it.

How could she have a license for these animals? It beggars belief.

shevchenko54 · Post by **shevchenko54** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:42 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
Puskas wrote:It seems she was behaving like an ursehole.

But that's because she kept a grizzly bear. What if it had been a white one - would that polarise opinion?
Your question may be more humorous if you'd said Black Bear.

My only hope is she didn't procreate as the Gene Pool will be a little less shallow without her offspring wallowing in it.

How could she have a license for these animals? It beggars belief.

Simply the greatest comment of all time "they could easily destroy your day". I'd say so!

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:44 pm

I'm appawled at some of the comments on this thread about that poor woman.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:48 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:I'm appawled at some of the comments on this thread about that poor woman.

This ocageonal comedy reall brightens my day though

Bruno · Post by **Bruno** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:27 pm

there aren't enough coats available in the whole world for you lot

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:28 pm

boltonboris wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:I'm appawled at some of the comments on this thread about that poor woman.
This ocageonal comedy reall brightens my day though

Indeed, a real 'Kodiak' moment.

Altogether now 'Memories are made of this (sweet, sweet, the memories you gave to me)'

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:56 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:I'm appawled at some of the comments on this thread about that poor woman.
This ocageonal comedy reall brightens my day though
Indeed, a real 'Kodiak' moment.

Altogether now 'Memories are made of this (sweet, sweet, the memories you gave to me)'

You could at least have sung "Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear" Enfield.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:59 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:I'm appawled at some of the comments on this thread about that poor woman.
This ocageonal comedy reall brightens my day though
Indeed, a real 'Kodiak' moment.

Altogether now 'Memories are made of this (sweet, sweet, the memories you gave to me)'
You could at least have sung "Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear" Enfield.

Indeed. Although the song I chose was the theme for KODAK film back in the day (unless I'm misremembering)

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:26 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:I'm appawled at some of the comments on this thread about that poor woman.
This ocageonal comedy reall brightens my day though
Indeed, a real 'Kodiak' moment.

Altogether now 'Memories are made of this (sweet, sweet, the memories you gave to me)'
You could at least have sung "Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear" Enfield.
Indeed. Although the song I chose was the theme for KODAK film back in the day (unless I'm misremembering)

Ah, the Kodak late delivery lament: "Some day my prints will come"

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:32 pm

Stupid woman, shame they killed the bear!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:48 pm

Raven wrote:Stupid woman, shame they killed the bear!

Thought did cross my mind. A wild animal that size kept in a fifteen feet square cage for why? Bad enough in zoos, but private owners keeping them for no sensible reason defies explanation.

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:56 pm

Probably best for the bear, given the conditions it was living in for far too long.

Bruno · Post by **Bruno** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:01 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Raven wrote:Stupid woman, shame they killed the bear!
Thought did cross my mind. A wild animal that size kept in a fifteen feet square cage for why? Bad enough in zoos, but private owners keeping them for no sensible reason defies explanation.

Cos bears are awesome?

shevchenko54 · Post by **shevchenko54** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:26 pm

Bruno wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Raven wrote:Stupid woman, shame they killed the bear!
Thought did cross my mind. A wild animal that size kept in a fifteen feet square cage for why? Bad enough in zoos, but private owners keeping them for no sensible reason defies explanation.
Cos bears are awesome?

Do you think a bear would beat a lion in a fight?