Merry Christmas

CAPSLOCK · Post by **CAPSLOCK** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:48 pm

I know plenty will have read this anyway, but in case anybody has missed it, a thread from WW

http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/inde ... opic=57740

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:28 pm

Good link mate.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:21 pm

I have a shoe box here that I could fill and send. What sort of stuff will be more appreciated? Chocolate and stuff?

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:52 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:I have a shoe box here that I could fill and send. What sort of stuff will be more appreciated? Chocolate and stuff?

FFS DON'T SEND CHOCOLATE!! Trust me!

Magazines, tobassco sauce, books, toothpaste, E45 cream, boiled sweets, newspapers, decent sun block (the army one is crap!) that sort of thing is like gold to a squaddie on op's. Especially the tobassco sauce!

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:52 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:I have a shoe box here that I could fill and send. What sort of stuff will be more appreciated? Chocolate and stuff?
FFS DON'T SEND CHOCOLATE!! Trust me!

Magazines, tobassco sauce, books, toothpaste, E45 cream, boiled sweets, newspapers, decent sun block (the army one is crap!) that sort of thing is like gold to a squaddie on op's. Especially the tobassco sauce!

You know, it's little things like that which really feck me off! How hard can it be for some snivelling little tosser in the MOD to get that right? Wankers.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:00 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:I have a shoe box here that I could fill and send. What sort of stuff will be more appreciated? Chocolate and stuff?
FFS DON'T SEND CHOCOLATE!! Trust me!

Magazines, tobassco sauce, books, toothpaste, E45 cream, boiled sweets, newspapers, decent sun block (the army one is crap!) that sort of thing is like gold to a squaddie on op's. Especially the tobassco sauce!
You know, it's little things like that which really feck me off! How hard can it be for some snivelling little tosser in the MOD to get that right? Wankers.

What did you use in the South African Veldt back in the day Zulu?

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:05 pm

I use cottage cheese, being ginger I need total protection

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:07 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:I have a shoe box here that I could fill and send. What sort of stuff will be more appreciated? Chocolate and stuff?
FFS DON'T SEND CHOCOLATE!! Trust me!

Magazines, tobassco sauce, books, toothpaste, E45 cream, boiled sweets, newspapers, decent sun block (the army one is crap!) that sort of thing is like gold to a squaddie on op's. Especially the tobassco sauce!
You know, it's little things like that which really feck me off! How hard can it be for some snivelling little tosser in the MOD to get that right? Wankers.
What did you use in the South African Veldt back in the day Zulu?

Wildebeest shit. Never fails.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:09 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:I have a shoe box here that I could fill and send. What sort of stuff will be more appreciated? Chocolate and stuff?
FFS DON'T SEND CHOCOLATE!! Trust me!

Magazines, tobassco sauce, books, toothpaste, E45 cream, boiled sweets, newspapers, decent sun block (the army one is crap!) that sort of thing is like gold to a squaddie on op's. Especially the tobassco sauce!
You know, it's little things like that which really feck me off! How hard can it be for some snivelling little tosser in the MOD to get that right? Wankers.
What did you use in the South African Veldt back in the day Zulu?
Wildebeest shit. Never fails.

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:19 pm

I thought you were partial to a knobkerrie Zulu?

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:20 pm

InsaneApache wrote:I thought you were partial to a knobkerrie Zulu?

Only in the privacy of my own home.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:22 pm

InsaneApache wrote:I thought you were partial to a knobkerrie Zulu?

That's for Member-block, not sun-block.

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:37 pm

knob curry?

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:28 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:I have a shoe box here that I could fill and send. What sort of stuff will be more appreciated? Chocolate and stuff?
FFS DON'T SEND CHOCOLATE!! Trust me!

Magazines, tobassco sauce, books, toothpaste, E45 cream, boiled sweets, newspapers, decent sun block (the army one is crap!) that sort of thing is like gold to a squaddie on op's. Especially the tobassco sauce!
You know, it's little things like that which really feck me off! How hard can it be for some snivelling little tosser in the MOD to get that right? Wankers.

You think that's bad! You should see the Mosquito Repellent they give us, that actually actracts the little fxckers!!!

Athers · Post by **Athers** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:52 pm

Used to do this when i was a young'un sending boxes to kids, got a couple of letters of thanks from kids in Bosnia I think.

Interestingly no tobasco sauce on the website!

Seasonal Goodies - Santa hat, selection box, mini Christmas cake, tube of sweets, tinsel, decorations

Savoury Items - Nuts, crisps, snacks, pringles, oatcakes, rice cakes, savoury crackers

Sweet Items - Cakes, biscuits, cereal bars, dried fruit, sweets, chocolate, lollies, mints, fruit pots, drinks sachets

Toiletries - Wet wipes, shower gel, deodrant, talc, razors, shaving gel, tissues, toothpaste, lip salve

Clothing - Socks, undies, t-shirts

Prohibited Items

The following items are strictly forbidden and any parcels containing such items will be stopped and destroyed –

Alcohol, Aerosols, Christmas Crackers, Party Poppers, Lighters/Lighter fuel, Matches, Pornographic (even slightly) Magazines/Books

Poor lads can't have a porn mag?

Surely some decent football socks must be a winner though given stories of how reportedly shit the boots are and it must be feck* freezing at night?

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:14 pm

Athers wrote:

Seasonal Goodies - Santa hat, selection box, mini Christmas cake, tube of sweets, tinsel, decorations

Savoury Items - Nuts, crisps, snacks, pringles, oatcakes, rice cakes, savoury crackers

Sweet Items - Cakes, biscuits, cereal bars, dried fruit, sweets, chocolate, lollies, mints, fruit pots, drinks sachets

Toiletries - Wet wipes, shower gel, deodrant, talc, razors, shaving gel, tissues, toothpaste, lip salve

Clothing - Socks, undies, t-shirts

Prohibited Items

The following items are strictly forbidden and any parcels containing such items will be stopped and destroyed –

Alcohol, Aerosols, Christmas Crackers, Party Poppers, Lighters/Lighter fuel, Matches, Pornographic (even slightly) Magazines/Books

fecking hell! Have they stopped issuing helmets now?

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:06 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:knob curry?

Yeah, like a Pissanda.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:30 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:knob curry?

Phaallus.

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