Tiger Woods car crash

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:19 pm

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 92,00.html

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 9881.story

Wandering Willy · Post by **Wandering Willy** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:38 pm

Not a very long drive that.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:38 pm

fatshaft wrote:http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 92,00.html

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 9881.story

Doesn't really sound serious.

'Hit a fire hydrant coming out of his driveway'
'Airbags were not set off suggesting a low speed crash'

Seen those quotes on the BBC. Still, hope he's Ok though.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:34 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:Not a very long drive that.

Aye, insert joke about his driving not being what it was or a little wayward..................

Wandering Willy · Post by **Wandering Willy** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:37 pm

jimbo wrote:
Wandering Willy wrote:Not a very long drive that.
Aye, insert joke about his driving not being what it was or a little wayward..................

Is "water hazard" too much of a stretch?

finlayson · Post by **finlayson** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:17 pm

Some arse has actually text me this....

"Tiger Woods needs to work on his driving skills....lollollol"

Wonder how long it took to think that one up.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:07 am

"Health Central Hospital"

You couldn't be in finer hands

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:05 pm

Really weird story this one!

Any internet half truths out there for us to speculate over?

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:28 pm

finlayson wrote:Some arse has actually text me this....

"Tiger Woods needs to work on his driving skills....lollollol"

Wonder how long it took to think that one up.

Got it to a tee.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:31 pm

officer_dibble wrote:Really weird story this one!

Any internet half truths out there for us to speculate over?

This actually is very, very odd.

Leaves the house at 2am, drives first into a hydrant & then into a tree at low enough speed not to set off the air bags, but he's unconscious with a scratched face and has to be dragged from the car whence he cannot be revived easily.

There's a story & a half here.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:34 pm

Somebody will claim shortly that there were birdies involved.

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:36 pm

Police will need an Eagle eye to spot this one. It could end up being an albatross around his neck. These are golf jokes, by the way.

Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:52 pm

Rumours are the facial injuries are from his missus, and he was p*ssed.

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:06 am

apparently some story came out about him having an affair in a US paper a few days ago

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:09 am

officer_dibble wrote:apparently some story came out about him having an affair in a US paper a few days ago

The so called paper was the National Enquirer and not a proper one.

Something does seem amiss regarding this story though.

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:12 am

Yeah I had no idea whether it was in the US equivalent of the Daily Mirror in fairness just adding to the old rumour mill!

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:15 am

He's been sleeping around, they've had a barney about it and she's attacked him with a golf club. He has run away to his car to escape the mental Swede, she smashed his back window as he was driving away causing him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant.

Opinion, of course

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:18 am

Sounds good enough for me. Think I will stick with that story. What a wuss, afraid of the chicken swedes.

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:19 am

Is there some sort of Gillette curse going on? First Henry's villified for handball, and now Tiger's had a domestic. Let's just wait for Federer's bestiality to come to the fore to obliterate all the clean cut images and it's a full house. Or summat.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:23 am

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Is there some sort of Gillette curse going on? First Henry's villified for handball, and now Tiger's had a domestic. Let's just wait for Federer's bestiality to come to the fore to obliterate all the clean cut images and it's a full house. Or summat.

Always wondered what happened with the cows that Feds gets for winning tournaments.