Ideas for the matchday programme - sorry 'magazine'.

coffeymagic · Post by **coffeymagic** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:34 pm

If I was running it I'd have a section called 'Zat's Right!'

Every week Zat would astound you with amazing facts or settle arguments between friends.

'Tigers are the only cat that can't retract it's claws'
'Penguins can drink BOTH salt AND fresh water'
'Megson's a c....'

You get the picture.

I'd end it with 'Zat's zat till next time!'

Bored today.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:57 pm

Cahill's hills - Bolton's centre half talks you through his favourite lumps of rock?

Ricardo's gardens? Jussi's pussies?

General Mannerheim · Post by **General Mannerheim** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:43 pm

Muamba's Number 5

each week he gives his top 5 in a different subject.

top 5 Artists, top 5 politicians, top 5 cricketers, top 5 rappers...

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:18 pm

Surely 'Mystic Megson' should have a spot? Every week our Gary reads the horoscopes and predicits the score.

Lennon'sEleven · Post by **Lennon'sEleven** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:32 pm

When the Cohen gets tough.

A six-week docu-series cgarting Tamir's gruelling bid to become a premier cage fighter.

or

Advice and tips on alleviating the depression caused by living life as a Bolton fan.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:35 pm

The Nicky Hunt.

Each week a special reporter tries to locate the clubs 27th choice right back, not seen since February 2006.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:36 pm

Who's your favourite Davi(e)s?

We could run one a week for most of the home matches.

coffeymagic · Post by **coffeymagic** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:42 pm

jimbo wrote:The Nicky Hunt.

Each week a special reporter tries to locate the clubs 27th choice right back, not seen since February 2006.

That'd be better as a 'Where's Wally' type of cartoon.

As for 'favourite Davies' You could do that as a SPY V SPY strip.

Clucking bell, I might even buy one next time just to see if any of this stuff gets in.

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:47 pm

Jussi's Giants. Goalkeeper starts kids' team up in the North East.

Lennon'sEleven · Post by **Lennon'sEleven** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:12 pm

If Anyone Can, Gavin McCann

An ironic look at the most talented member of the current Wanderers squad.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:19 pm

Meg'sEleven wrote:If Anyone Can, Gavin McCann

An ironic look at the most talented member of the current Wanderers squad.

I was thinking about a title like that, but every week Gavin takes on a difficult job or task to see if he can do it.

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:19 pm

I'm Mandy fly me!

A guide to foreign travel

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:30 pm

Riga Gentlemen

Follow the Dutch dasher as he tries to a transform a dozen of Bolton's roughest residents into the perfect English "gentlemen".

Swiss Family Robinson

Every week our very own angry dwarf finds peace, tranquility and cuckoo clocks as a guest in a charming Alpine homestead.

Tombwfc · Post by **Tombwfc** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:34 pm

Riga's Must 'aphs - Fan favourite forward takes an irreverent look at some of the must have bargains from around Bolton's shops.

You Don't Mess With The Johan - Chronicling the clubs record signing's attempts to prove that he is tough enough to play for Bolton, as he undertakes all manner of wacky physical challenges.

Adam Bug'dhim - Flame haired goalkeeper turns private eye as he taps the phones of his team-mates.

........... Also in next weeks programme: Top menswear advice in Taylor-made, gaming reviews in Button Basham and all your medical questions answered in Danny's Ward.

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:40 pm

Tombwfc wrote:Riga's Must 'aphs - Fan favourite forward takes an irreverent look at some of the must have bargains from around Bolton's shops.

You Don't Mess With The Johan - Chronicling the clubs record signing's attempts to prove that he is tough enough to play for Bolton, as he undertakes all manner of wacky physical challenges.

Adam Bug'dhim - Flame haired goalkeeper turns private eye as he taps the phones of his team-mates.

........... Also in next weeks programme: Top menswear advice in Taylor-made, gaming reviews in Button Basham and all your medical questions answered in Danny's Ward.

Clever Tom clever

Lennon'sEleven · Post by **Lennon'sEleven** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:36 pm

Fill Gartside

A weekly challenge to see if anyone in the known world can provide the chairman with a meal that fits his frame.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:44 pm

Fred's Barbers.

Portly keeping supremo gives a run-down on the town's salons.

Also, a weekly article on where to steer well clear of so as not to end up with a Bibi, or worse still - a Badger!

tony cunninghams willy · Post by **tony cunninghams willy** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:58 pm

An article on terrace footwear culture called Richard's Sneakers.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:04 pm

tony cunninghams willy wrote:An article on terrace footwear culture called Richard's Sneakers.

Ah, see, I'd got him down for Sneekes' Long Shots, a veritable cornucopia of highly implausible offerings.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:57 pm

Andy O'Brien. Andy O'Brien. Andy Andy Andy O Brien.

Follow Bolton's centre half each week as he makes us recoil with tales from London's East End.

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Ideas for the matchday programme - sorry 'magazine'.

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