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best thread ever...

Post by General Mannerheim » Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:03 am

now that i have your attention! (well i wouldnt click on another adverse weaher thread)

im troubled by this snow, and all the pics of gridlocked motorways on the news. i know its mainly down the east side and south coast - and its being dramatised becasue that London has some - but what is it really like in the north west, west Midlands, and along the M6 corridor? - im gonna be setting off from Bristol after lunch.

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:16 am

http://www.trafficengland.co.uk/outofservice.aspx

Oh dear. Even the traffic people have given up.

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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:26 am

It's cold, but it's melting.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:49 am

General Mannerheim wrote:now that i have your attention! (well i wouldnt click on another adverse weaher thread)

im troubled by this snow, and all the pics of gridlocked motorways on the news. i know its mainly down the east side and south coast - and its being dramatised becasue that London has some - but what is it really like in the north west, west Midlands, and along the M6 corridor? - im gonna be setting off from Bristol after lunch.
Unfortunately General, this can't be answered because it exceeds the 200 character allowance for posts. :wink:
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Post by Raven » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:20 pm

Fook all around Tamworth, Nuneaton and Cov
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:24 pm

It's cracking the flags in Warrington.
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Post by General Mannerheim » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:37 pm

good stuff. hopefully be ok then! ta

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:13 pm

a bit around Chester & N.East Wales ... but only a bit & certainly not blocking travel at all.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:14 pm

bobo the clown wrote:a bit around Chester & N.East Wales ... but only a bit & certainly not blocking travel at all.
Ditto Leicestershire and Northamptonshire.
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Post by Raven » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:39 pm

Tamworth now getting lots (about bloody time) still nowt or little in Nuneaton (basts)
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:47 pm

Less than an inch in Herttfordshire, still closed school.

It's like the snow in this part of the country contains particles of Man Flu.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:28 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Less than an inch in Herttfordshire, still closed school.

It's like the snow in this part of the country contains particles of Man Flu.
Hardly anything in Enfield and Elstree, and schools open. The M25 microclimate strikes again.
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Post by Il Pirate » Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:12 pm

:conf: But don't come to the Isle of Wight. It's stopped working. Yep, all of it. Second bit of snow in 20 years and people genuinely do not know what to do. Every school and college closed. No buses and the trains stopped at lunchtime. ( I know; it's dinner time realy). If I see one more headline on TV about the Isle of Wight being realy, realy white, I'll have to move to the angry thread. Anyway, hope you have a safe journey.

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Post by General Mannerheim » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:27 am

Was actually pretty quiet the whole way, one of the easiest runs ever!

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:08 am

General Mannerheim wrote:Was actually pretty quiet the whole way, one of the easiest runs ever!
Gadzooks boys, our ruse failed.

We must move to the next phase.

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Post by ratbert » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:37 pm

The award for muppet of the week goes to:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:47 pm

ratbert wrote:The award for muppet of the week goes to:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Two Quid's two Quid though. Which in her eyes will be potentially £50,000 if she spends it on a winning scratchcard.
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Post by thebish » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:50 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
ratbert wrote:The award for muppet of the week goes to:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Two Quid's two Quid though. Which in her eyes will be potentially £50,000 if she spends it on a winning scratchcard.
I think she is more likely to use them to scratch herself....
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:23 pm

I'm in Hull and I'm seriously upto my knees in it. My driveway looks like Campo had dandruff and sneezed! :?
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Post by boltonboris » Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:29 pm

"It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"


Say it to yourself in a cocnkey accent.. Brilliant!
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