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with a barge pole!!!

Post by thebish » Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:34 pm

a spin off from the What are you watching thread - inspired by summat the General said:
I hate Russell Crowe. tend to swerve anything he does. same with Clive Owen.
who are the actors/actresses that would make you NOT watch a film (or TV programme) if they were in it? (doesn't have to be rational - these things rarely are!)

for me.. (mostly TV)

Hugh Grant (you know what you're gonna get - and i don't like it!)
Amanda Burton (just irritating!!)
Robin Williams (just too mawkish for my taste!)
James Nesbitt
Stephen Tompkinson (bleeeuuurghhh)
Keira Knightley (yes - in know people say she has got better!)
anything with Savid Suchet in it (admittedly - this is mostly Poirot!)

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Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:38 pm

Danny Dyer!

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Post by Il Pirate » Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:39 pm

thebish wrote:a spin off from the What are you watching thread - inspired by summat the General said:
I hate Russell Crowe. tend to swerve anything he does. same with Clive Owen.
who are the actors/actresses that would make you NOT watch a film (or TV programme) if they were in it? (doesn't have to be rational - these things rarely are!)

for me.. (mostly TV)

Hugh Grant (you know what you're gonna get - and i don't like it!)
Amanda Burton (just irritating!!)
Robin Williams (just too mawkish for my taste!)
James Nesbitt
Stephen Tompkinson (bleeeuuurghhh)
Keira Knightley (yes - in know people say she has got better!)
anything with Savid Suchet in it (admittedly - this is mostly Poirot!)

Nail on the head with those choices Bish. Could I add top tw*t Nigel Havers?

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Post by Il Pirate » Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:39 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:Danny Dyer!

He's well hard!! My arse...................................

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Amanda Holden
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Post by thebish » Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:44 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Amanda Holden
good call!

alongside Tomkinson makes "Wild at Heart" quite possibly the most odious TV possible - though - I have never seen it - I am sure it must have been simply nauseating! :wink:

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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:51 pm

I've got loads of these.
Sienna Miller
That skelator faced bint Jessica-Parker from Sex & the City
Geri Halliwell
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Post by P.O.S. » Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:52 pm

Louie effing Spence

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Post by Prufrock » Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:57 pm

P.O.S. wrote:Louie effing Spence
I'd gladly shoot his f*cking face off. Prick.

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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:00 pm

Anything that has more special effects than plotline - which typically incorporates Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, et. al. - So rather than one actor/actress, I'll nominate the whole genre and anyone who acts in it.

The entireity of the Bourne films and all who participated - I'll put Matt Damon in for this offence alone.

Oh I'll put Al Pacino in there with the best of them. It's going to be Italian, it's going to have "Da Mob" in it. It's going to be as boring as fcuk.

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:06 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:Danny Dyer!
Swap barge pole for my fist, and this.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:09 pm

Worthy4England wrote: Oh I'll put Al Pacino in there with the best of them. It's going to be Italian, it's going to have "Da Mob" in it. It's going to be as boring as fcuk.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:09 pm

Prufrock wrote:
P.O.S. wrote:Louie effing Spence
I'd gladly shoot his f*cking face off. Prick.
There are loads in my head, but they aren't forthcoming at the moment. I shall definitely return though!
Me too.


Another one, not a film actor but I'd always steer well clear of owt that has him in or involved.....

James Corden.

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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:14 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Worthy4England wrote: Oh I'll put Al Pacino in there with the best of them. It's going to be Italian, it's going to have "Da Mob" in it. It's going to be as boring as fcuk.
Scent of a Woman?
May prove the point - but as I've not watched it, because it's got Al Pacino in it, I guess I'll never know.

The question posed, wasn't whether actor/actress A or B had ever acted in anything half decent, it was which actors/actresses would make you NOT watch a film. :-)

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:19 pm

Lenny Henry
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:33 pm

Posh Spice. I know that she isn't an actress but nor is she a singer.

The pouting, boney, alien-looking, talantless, useless c*nt.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:34 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Posh Spice. I know that she isn't an actress but nor is she a singer.

The pouting, boney, alien-looking, talantless, useless c*nt.
You've just twisted this thread to use it to abuse posh spice.

That would be unfair and unjust.....were it not Posh Spice.

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:35 pm

Oh and just thought of another one...

Russell Brand.

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