with a barge pole!!!

[Raven]

OK explain the Cuckoo's Nest film, its dull as far as I am concerned,

[bedwetter2]

For your delectation the tip-toppest shouty actor of all time, I give you Trevor Eve.

I hate the barsteward with a passion (and I seldom hate anything).

[Lofthouse Lower]

while we're on the mincing machine....

Graham Norton...

Watched the Father Ted documentaries and it's sad to see how he is now compared with how hilarious he was 15 years ago

[as]

Myleene Klass
Vanessa Feltz
Cheryl Cole
Trevor Nelson
Peter Kay (lad from Daubhill doing M&S adverts - wtf?)
Jason Manford
Chris Evans
Patrick Kielty
Kym Marsh
Richard Blackwood

[thebish]

ooh yes - vanessa feltz...

I can't believe they've let her back on...

[CrazyHorse]

Cat Deeley's another one. If I was appearing on telly I'd feel compelled to have a shave beforehand so why the hell can't she?

[thebish]

Cat Deeley's another one. If I was appearing on telly I'd feel compelled to have a shave beforehand so why the hell can't she?

[bobo the clown]

Unless I've missed them, & apologies if so, no-one has yet suggested ....

Eamonn Holmes
Kate Garraway
Fiona Phillips (who, in truth, deserves her own thread)

Lesley Garrett (ooooh, fcking hell, the very thought of her & I have an ear-worm of her hitting a high C)

Christine Bleakley
The Welsh bint who's replaced her ... Alex "I'm Welsh I am, so it's OK to be fckg useless" Jones

Phil Tufnell, on Question of Sport !!!

Hate to say it but the 21st Century version of John Cleese. Quit John, quit while you have SOME reputation left.

ALL the mincing tossers on the Celebrity Come Dancing panel. Especially .... well, especially all of them tbh. But just ask yourself, would you let Len Goodman babysit your children ?

errr .... errr ... I'll be back.

[Bruce Rioja]

Has anyone mentioned David Hasselhoff yet? And if not, why not? He is one of precious few people on earth that I find myself feeling violent towards. I find that video recording of him when he was pissed-up to be the only thing that he's ever done that's been worth watching, the bouffanted spunk trumpet!

[bobo the clown]

Lembit Opik !!!!!!!

A man who managed to LOSE a Liberal seat, in a Liberal stronghold in the year they took their greatest %'age of the poll for 80 years.

I'd rather stand in front of a moving tube train than meet him .... or, if I DO meet him that's the circumstance in which I'd wish to do so.

[ratbert]

Kate Garraway

Leave Godess Garraway alone, red nose.

Agree with you on Opik though. One of his beloved asteroids might land on him if we're lucky.

[Gary the Enfield]

Kate Garraway

Leave Godess Garraway alone, red nose.

Agree with you on Opik though. One of his beloved asteroids might land on him if we're lucky.

Agreed.

[bobo the clown]

I didn't think this was a negotiation !

But if you insist, you can keep her in ....

[CrazyHorse]

I didn't think this was a negotiation !

But if you insist, you can keep her in ....

I can only image what ratty & enfield are doing to her off-camera to make her pull that face....

[as]

Lembit Opik !!!!!!!

A man who managed to LOSE a Liberal seat, in a Liberal stronghold in the year they took their greatest %'age of the poll for 80 years.

I'd rather stand in front of a moving tube train than meet him .... or, if I DO meet him that's the circumstance in which I'd wish to do so.

We have a winner.

A lop-sided freak, who nails celebrity-hungry bints, and who plans to marry them all before they realise he's not the 'big' celebrity name they initially thought.

Oh, and Max Clifford, after seeing him on Louis Theroux I instantly wanted to lamp him, odious little d*ck!

Amanda Holden too, due to her tweets 'for her fans'........who are these fans, and why do they like some moomin who only got on telly through Blind Date and then humping an old scouse head-the-ball.

[Lofthouse Lower]

Gary Lineker
Matt Smith (ITV Sport)
Sam Matterface (his face matters)
John Barnes
Keggy Keegle
Fred from Granada weather

[InsaneApache]

OK explain the Cuckoo's Nest film, its dull as far as I am concerned,

You are Nurse Ratched and I claim my five pounds.

[Porrohman]

David Cameron.

[thebish]

David Cameron.

ahh - the 21st century version of Godwin's Law...

[Hoboh]

Lembit Opik !!!!!!!

A man who managed to LOSE a Liberal seat, in a Liberal stronghold in the year they took their greatest %'age of the poll for 80 years.

I'd rather stand in front of a moving tube train than meet him .... or, if I DO meet him that's the circumstance in which I'd wish to do so.

We have a winner.

A lop-sided freak, who nails celebrity-hungry bints, and who plans to marry them all before they realise he's not the 'big' celebrity name they initially thought.

Oh, and Max Clifford, after seeing him on Louis Theroux I instantly wanted to lamp him, odious little d*ck!

Amanda Holden too, due to her tweets 'for her fans'........who are these fans, and why do they like some moomin who only got on telly through Blind Date and then humping an old scouse head-the-ball.

Leave Mandy alone please!!!!!!