with a barge pole!!!
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You've just lost the final 1% of site credibility you had with this post.Hoboh wrote:as wrote:We have a winner.bobo the clown wrote:Lembit Opik !!!!!!!
A man who managed to LOSE a Liberal seat, in a Liberal stronghold in the year they took their greatest %'age of the poll for 80 years.
I'd rather stand in front of a moving tube train than meet him .... or, if I DO meet him that's the circumstance in which I'd wish to do so.
A lop-sided freak, who nails celebrity-hungry bints, and who plans to marry them all before they realise he's not the 'big' celebrity name they initially thought.
Oh, and Max Clifford, after seeing him on Louis Theroux I instantly wanted to lamp him, odious little d*ck!
Amanda Holden too, due to her tweets 'for her fans'........who are these fans, and why do they like some moomin who only got on telly through Blind Date and then humping an old scouse head-the-ball.
Leave Mandy alone please!!!!!!
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You know that Romanian 'touch-my-bum' bint that he was knocking off? Well, she got busted for shoplifting in Wilmslow Sainsbury's last week. What the feck's she doing in Wilmslow?bobo the clown wrote:Lembit Opik !!!!!!!
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Shoplifting....Bruce Rioja wrote:You know that Romanian 'touch-my-bum' bint that he was knocking off? Well, she got busted for shoplifting in Wilmslow Sainsbury's last week. What the feck's she doing in Wilmslow?bobo the clown wrote:Lembit Opik !!!!!!!
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Another thread just gave me another name to add here. This one requires a large bonfire to be built .... & lit ... to throw him on, gagged, trussed and preferably beaten first ; Ian Wright.
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Oh god a million times this.bobo the clown wrote:Another thread just gave me another name to add here. This one requires a large bonfire to be built .... & lit ... to throw him on, gagged, trussed and preferably beaten first ; Ian Wright.
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Tom Cruise. Smug faced weirdo.
(plus pretty much everyone who's already been mentioned.)
(plus pretty much everyone who's already been mentioned.)
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Aye, she got off with a caution. Law and order, you know.Worthy4England wrote:Shoplifting....Bruce Rioja wrote:You know that Romanian 'touch-my-bum' bint that he was knocking off? Well, she got busted for shoplifting in Wilmslow Sainsbury's last week. What the feck's she doing in Wilmslow?bobo the clown wrote:Lembit Opik !!!!!!!
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Fantastic opportunity to post this. Thankyou.Rated R Superstar wrote:Tom Cruise. Smug faced weirdo.
(plus pretty much everyone who's already been mentioned.)
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Those who act the same way no matter what role they're playing...
Nicolas Cage
Michael Caine
...to name but two.
Arrogant "can't be arsed trying" tossers.
Nicolas Cage
Michael Caine
...to name but two.
Arrogant "can't be arsed trying" tossers.
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Add to that:Always hopeful wrote:Those who act the same way no matter what role they're playing...
Nicolas Cage
Michael Caine
...to name but two.
Arrogant "can't be arsed trying" tossers.
Sean Connery.
Hugh Grant.
Christopher Eccleston.
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i would enjoy taking a chainsaw to Piers Morgan.
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CrazyHorse wrote:You've just lost the final 1% of site credibility you had with this post.Hoboh wrote:as wrote:We have a winner.bobo the clown wrote:Lembit Opik !!!!!!!
A man who managed to LOSE a Liberal seat, in a Liberal stronghold in the year they took their greatest %'age of the poll for 80 years.
I'd rather stand in front of a moving tube train than meet him .... or, if I DO meet him that's the circumstance in which I'd wish to do so.
A lop-sided freak, who nails celebrity-hungry bints, and who plans to marry them all before they realise he's not the 'big' celebrity name they initially thought.
Oh, and Max Clifford, after seeing him on Louis Theroux I instantly wanted to lamp him, odious little d*ck!
Amanda Holden too, due to her tweets 'for her fans'........who are these fans, and why do they like some moomin who only got on telly through Blind Date and then humping an old scouse head-the-ball.
Leave Mandy alone please!!!!!!
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Hmmmmm......Hoboh wrote:CrazyHorse wrote:You've just lost the final 1% of site credibility you had with this post.Hoboh wrote:as wrote:We have a winner.bobo the clown wrote:Lembit Opik !!!!!!!
A man who managed to LOSE a Liberal seat, in a Liberal stronghold in the year they took their greatest %'age of the poll for 80 years.
I'd rather stand in front of a moving tube train than meet him .... or, if I DO meet him that's the circumstance in which I'd wish to do so.
A lop-sided freak, who nails celebrity-hungry bints, and who plans to marry them all before they realise he's not the 'big' celebrity name they initially thought.
Oh, and Max Clifford, after seeing him on Louis Theroux I instantly wanted to lamp him, odious little d*ck!
Amanda Holden too, due to her tweets 'for her fans'........who are these fans, and why do they like some moomin who only got on telly through Blind Date and then humping an old scouse head-the-ball.
Leave Mandy alone please!!!!!!
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INTERNET CRIME ALERT!!Always hopeful wrote:Those who act the same way no matter what role they're playing...
Nicolas Cage
Michael Caine
...to name but two.
Arrogant "can't be arsed trying" tossers.
How very dare you?
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This thread has captured most of my hate figures. Have I missed it or has Harry Hill missed the trawl?
That unfunny bastard should be operated on with a rusty saw.
That unfunny bastard should be operated on with a rusty saw.
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Could it be a double operation with him and Katie fxcking Price?Zulus Thousand of em wrote:This thread has captured most of my hate figures. Have I missed it or has Harry Hill missed the trawl?
That unfunny bastard should be operated on with a rusty saw.
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Don't think these have been thrown into the mix just yet
Alan Davies. I've said it before & I'll say it again, he's not funny & can't act for peanuts. Oh & he hates Bolton which may have influenced my decision.
Ricky Gervias. Stick to writing mate and stay off the telly.
Piers Morgan. So 300m people worldwide tuned in to watch your talkshow, if they did, they did to watch Oprah not you.
Russell Brand. Please throw yourself into the not funny bin, thank you
Alan Davies. I've said it before & I'll say it again, he's not funny & can't act for peanuts. Oh & he hates Bolton which may have influenced my decision.
Ricky Gervias. Stick to writing mate and stay off the telly.
Piers Morgan. So 300m people worldwide tuned in to watch your talkshow, if they did, they did to watch Oprah not you.
Russell Brand. Please throw yourself into the not funny bin, thank you
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Shame to see him so safe and dull on ITV, when he first came on the scene he was completely different from anything I'd ever seen before.Zulus Thousand of em wrote:This thread has captured most of my hate figures. Have I missed it or has Harry Hill missed the trawl?
That unfunny bastard should be operated on with a rusty saw.
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Professional cocker-ney; Ray Winstone. Nah vhen you caaaaahnt!
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was gonna put Raymond myself, another who has been in some decenet things but just plays himself in them all. He also ruined the Departed.
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