with a barge pole!!!

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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:50 pm

Hoboh wrote:
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bobo the clown wrote:Lembit Opik !!!!!!!

A man who managed to LOSE a Liberal seat, in a Liberal stronghold in the year they took their greatest %'age of the poll for 80 years.

I'd rather stand in front of a moving tube train than meet him .... or, if I DO meet him that's the circumstance in which I'd wish to do so.
We have a winner.

A lop-sided freak, who nails celebrity-hungry bints, and who plans to marry them all before they realise he's not the 'big' celebrity name they initially thought.

Oh, and Max Clifford, after seeing him on Louis Theroux I instantly wanted to lamp him, odious little d*ck!

Amanda Holden too, due to her tweets 'for her fans'........who are these fans, and why do they like some moomin who only got on telly through Blind Date and then humping an old scouse head-the-ball.

Leave Mandy alone please!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :twisted:
You've just lost the final 1% of site credibility you had with this post. :wink2:
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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:30 am

bobo the clown wrote:Lembit Opik !!!!!!!
You know that Romanian 'touch-my-bum' bint that he was knocking off? Well, she got busted for shoplifting in Wilmslow Sainsbury's last week. What the feck's she doing in Wilmslow?
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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by Worthy4England » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:41 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Lembit Opik !!!!!!!
You know that Romanian 'touch-my-bum' bint that he was knocking off? Well, she got busted for shoplifting in Wilmslow Sainsbury's last week. What the feck's she doing in Wilmslow?
Shoplifting....

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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:42 am

Another thread just gave me another name to add here. This one requires a large bonfire to be built .... & lit ... to throw him on, gagged, trussed and preferably beaten first ; Ian Wright.
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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by BWFC_Insane » Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:10 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Another thread just gave me another name to add here. This one requires a large bonfire to be built .... & lit ... to throw him on, gagged, trussed and preferably beaten first ; Ian Wright.
Oh god a million times this.

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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by Rated R Superstar » Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:09 pm

Tom Cruise. Smug faced weirdo.

(plus pretty much everyone who's already been mentioned.)
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:22 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Lembit Opik !!!!!!!
You know that Romanian 'touch-my-bum' bint that he was knocking off? Well, she got busted for shoplifting in Wilmslow Sainsbury's last week. What the feck's she doing in Wilmslow?
Shoplifting....
Aye, she got off with a caution. Law and order, you know.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:47 pm

Rated R Superstar wrote:Tom Cruise. Smug faced weirdo.

(plus pretty much everyone who's already been mentioned.)
Fantastic opportunity to post this. Thankyou.

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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by Always hopeful » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:07 pm

Those who act the same way no matter what role they're playing...

Nicolas Cage
Michael Caine

...to name but two.

Arrogant "can't be arsed trying" tossers.
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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:57 am

Always hopeful wrote:Those who act the same way no matter what role they're playing...

Nicolas Cage
Michael Caine

...to name but two.

Arrogant "can't be arsed trying" tossers.
Add to that:
Sean Connery.
Hugh Grant.
Christopher Eccleston.
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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by General Mannerheim » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:58 am

i would enjoy taking a chainsaw to Piers Morgan.

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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by Hoboh » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:13 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
as wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Lembit Opik !!!!!!!

A man who managed to LOSE a Liberal seat, in a Liberal stronghold in the year they took their greatest %'age of the poll for 80 years.

I'd rather stand in front of a moving tube train than meet him .... or, if I DO meet him that's the circumstance in which I'd wish to do so.
We have a winner.

A lop-sided freak, who nails celebrity-hungry bints, and who plans to marry them all before they realise he's not the 'big' celebrity name they initially thought.

Oh, and Max Clifford, after seeing him on Louis Theroux I instantly wanted to lamp him, odious little d*ck!

Amanda Holden too, due to her tweets 'for her fans'........who are these fans, and why do they like some moomin who only got on telly through Blind Date and then humping an old scouse head-the-ball.

Leave Mandy alone please!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :twisted:
You've just lost the final 1% of site credibility you had with this post. :wink2:

Won't miss what I never knew I had :mrgreen: Anyway you gay? shes well reet!!! :lol: :mrgreen:

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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:26 pm

Hoboh wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Hoboh wrote:
as wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Lembit Opik !!!!!!!

A man who managed to LOSE a Liberal seat, in a Liberal stronghold in the year they took their greatest %'age of the poll for 80 years.

I'd rather stand in front of a moving tube train than meet him .... or, if I DO meet him that's the circumstance in which I'd wish to do so.
We have a winner.

A lop-sided freak, who nails celebrity-hungry bints, and who plans to marry them all before they realise he's not the 'big' celebrity name they initially thought.

Oh, and Max Clifford, after seeing him on Louis Theroux I instantly wanted to lamp him, odious little d*ck!

Amanda Holden too, due to her tweets 'for her fans'........who are these fans, and why do they like some moomin who only got on telly through Blind Date and then humping an old scouse head-the-ball.

Leave Mandy alone please!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :twisted:
You've just lost the final 1% of site credibility you had with this post. :wink2:

Won't miss what I never knew I had :mrgreen: Anyway you gay? shes well reet!!! :lol: :mrgreen:
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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:30 am

Always hopeful wrote:Those who act the same way no matter what role they're playing...

Nicolas Cage
Michael Caine
...to name but two.

Arrogant "can't be arsed trying" tossers.
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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:33 am

This thread has captured most of my hate figures. Have I missed it or has Harry Hill missed the trawl?

That unfunny bastard should be operated on with a rusty saw.
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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:26 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:This thread has captured most of my hate figures. Have I missed it or has Harry Hill missed the trawl?

That unfunny bastard should be operated on with a rusty saw.
Could it be a double operation with him and Katie fxcking Price?
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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by wovlad » Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:16 pm

Don't think these have been thrown into the mix just yet

Alan Davies. I've said it before & I'll say it again, he's not funny & can't act for peanuts. Oh & he hates Bolton which may have influenced my decision.

Ricky Gervias. Stick to writing mate and stay off the telly.

Piers Morgan. So 300m people worldwide tuned in to watch your talkshow, if they did, they did to watch Oprah not you.

Russell Brand. Please throw yourself into the not funny bin, thank you
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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:32 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:This thread has captured most of my hate figures. Have I missed it or has Harry Hill missed the trawl?

That unfunny bastard should be operated on with a rusty saw.
Shame to see him so safe and dull on ITV, when he first came on the scene he was completely different from anything I'd ever seen before.

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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by Il Pirate » Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:33 am

Professional cocker-ney; Ray Winstone. Nah vhen you caaaaahnt!

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Re: with a barge pole!!!

Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:08 am

was gonna put Raymond myself, another who has been in some decenet things but just plays himself in them all. He also ruined the Departed.

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