roughest street...

[thebish]

OK - now the government has replaced thousands of police officers and back room staff with a website to let us know how rife crime is in our streets....

who on TW lives in the roughest street?

according the the new government site

on my street in the last month:

7 stabbings
8 shootings
2 big bank heists (one involving the Pink panther)
23 burglaries
9 muggings
31 twoccings
15 pension book fraud
12 fashion crimes (mosly sandals with socks)
2 culinary crimes (failure to offer scraps and gravy at the chippie)
1 act of racial genocide (3 down on previous month)
63 illegal film downloads (mostly stuff recommended on TW)
4 TV Licence dodgers
1 TV License mis-speller

you can look your street up and compare

the website is: http://www.street-crime.com/ (I think)

[Lofthouse Lower]

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[thebish]

http://www.police.uk

really???

[superjohnmcginlay]

OK - now the government has replaced thousands of police officers and back room staff with a website to let us know how rife crime is in our streets....

who on TW lives in the roughest street?

according the the new government site

on my street in the last month:

7 stabbings
8 shootings
2 big bank heists (one involving the Pink panther)
23 burglaries
9 muggings
31 twoccings
15 pension book fraud
12 fashion crimes (mosly sandals with socks)
2 culinary crimes (failure to offer scraps and gravy at the chippie)
1 act of racial genocide (3 down on previous month)
63 illegal film downloads (mostly stuff recommended on TW)
4 TV Licence dodgers
1 TV License mis-speller

you can look your street up and compare

the website is: http://www.street-crime.com/ (I think)

Build a crime empire?

[superjohnmcginlay]

And I can train my character with 30 different weapons.

[thebish]

or... (with more relevance to thsi forum perhaps)

Rise up the ranks
from a nobody Hobo to a Godfather.

[Il Pirate]

I did notice a car overtake another car at about 24mph on my street the other day. Oh, and I picked up some litter, empty Kit Kat wrapper. Things are getting rough around these parts.

[superjohnmcginlay]

http://www.police.uk

They've finally got it working. Pretty sedate round my way.

Bolton's a fooking warzone though:

http://www.police.uk/crime/?q=Bolton,%2 ... crimetypes

[Lofthouse Lower]

Aye - not bad round our way, nor near the new gaff.

At least til I move in

[ratbert]

Great Moor Street's the biggest crime hotspot in the GMP area, apparently?

[malcd1]

Great Moor Street's the biggest crime hotspot in the GMP area, apparently?

I saw and thought, "Great Moor Street. Why the hell is Great Moor Street so bad?". And then I remembered The Griffin and The Balmoral. I will guarantee virtually everyone of those crimes relates to the locals in those two pubs.

[Verbal]

Aye - not bad round our way, nor near the new gaff.

At least til I move in

I think you'll be ok LL, trolling isn't considered a crime yet.

[boltonboris]

What the fook is 'Trolling'?

[Lofthouse Lower]

It's best example, boris, is thebish v TangoDancer

[boltonboris]

Ah.. So you mean annoyingly following somebody around a message board and arguing with everything they say?

[Lofthouse Lower]

Yep, that's the way it works. Pretty shameful really.

[Hoboh]

or... (with more relevance to thsi forum perhaps)

Rise up the ranks
from a nobody Hobo to a Godfather.

Anyone wanna swim with the feeeshes? or gotta horse?

[Raven]

No horse here, well not a whole one but got its head if that will do?

[Prufrock]

Apparently there have been folk getting phone calls from insurance companies cancelling their car insurance due to this. Yay.

[Gravedigger]

There's only one house on my street and next door has been burgled three times.