Today I'm happy about......

[Gary the Enfield]

I've just received the following email from a colleague:

Dear All

We are having 2 students coming to ******* the week commencing 30th March until 2nd April *****@@@@ and ****** @@@@, the ladies will be on site 10.00 – 16.00 offering a massage in the prayer room on the 5th floor, anybody who would like to book an appointment please email me, the ladies will not be charging for this service but a donation would be very much appreciated.

Best email this week by miles.

Thank God the NHS is ring fenced for its budgets.

Otherwise this could be seen as wasteful expenditure.

I think it's more a commentary on Student Loans, that these poor, poor students have to resort to providing /ahem massages....

Don't worry. It will have a happy ending..............

[Nicko58]

You can now play PacMan on Google maps. As in, you can play the game on the roads around where you live.

Tomorrow's productivity levels at work could hit an all-time low, I feel.

[Worthy4England]

You can now play PacMan on Google maps. As in, you can play the game on the roads around where you live.

Tomorrow's productivity levels at work could hit an all-time low, I feel.

I live on a cul-de-sac. Think that's going to be a fairly short game....

[Bruce Rioja]

You can now play PacMan on Google maps. As in, you can play the game on the roads around where you live.

Tomorrow's productivity levels at work could hit an all-time low, I feel.

I live on a cul-de-sac. Think that's going to be a fairly short game....

Something I've realised today is that 30 years on from the last time that I played Pacman I'm still shit at it.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'd just like to say a big thank you to the toerags who set fire to the nature reserve in Dorset. I was beginning to mellow out slightly, but you, you fxcking anus, have restored to me the knowledge that humans really are cxnts. So, a big outstanding thank you... by the way if I ever meet you I will kill you. Thanks, tw@t.

[KeyserSoze]

Became an uncle tonight. Mum and baby well. Little girl. All is well with the world.

[CrazyHorse]

Nice one. Fave uncle Soze.

[TANGODANCER]

Became an uncle tonight. Mum and baby well. Little girl. All is well with the world.

Good stuff. Well done all.

[TANGODANCER]

This, because it raised a smile. Sylvester Stallone on his Bolton Warburton ad:

"I thought I would be more comfortable in this military outfit but something happened where I just got in touch with my baker side. I realised that perhaps I should have stopped shooting people a long time ago in adventure movies, and gone into pastry."

[TANGODANCER]

Always some body around to raise a smile or laugh. Contestant on last night's The Chase.
Q: "Name a farmyard bird:
A: "Ostrich..".

[thebish]

to be fair - they are farmed now in the UK - I drive past some just outside a farm every week on my way to Sidmouth... it's a changing world!

[Il Pirate]

This, because it raised a smile. Sylvester Stallone on his Bolton Warburton ad:

"I thought I would be more comfortable in this military outfit but something happened where I just got in touch with my baker side. I realised that perhaps I should have stopped shooting people a long time ago in adventure movies, and gone into pastry."

I loved the ad as well Tango. Brought a big smile to my face, Stallone on the town hall steps! I used to work with/for Jonathan in the early/ mid eighties. We were both a lot younger and he was learning the ropes of all aspects of management at Warbys. Probably the best boss I ever had. He had blonde curly hair then as well!

[Salford Trotter]

This, because it raised a smile. Sylvester Stallone on his Bolton Warburton ad:

"I thought I would be more comfortable in this military outfit but something happened where I just got in touch with my baker side. I realised that perhaps I should have stopped shooting people a long time ago in adventure movies, and gone into pastry."

I loved the ad as well Tango. Brought a big smile to my face, Stallone on the town hall steps! I used to work with/for Jonathan in the early/ mid eighties. We were both a lot younger and he was learning the ropes of all aspects of management at Warbys. Probably the best boss I ever had. He had blonde curly hair then as well!

The Warbies bread isn't as tasty as Roberts bread but I agree it was a fabulous ad

[Montreal Wanderer]

This, because it raised a smile. Sylvester Stallone on his Bolton Warburton ad:

"I thought I would be more comfortable in this military outfit but something happened where I just got in touch with my baker side. I realised that perhaps I should have stopped shooting people a long time ago in adventure movies, and gone into pastry."

I loved the ad as well Tango. Brought a big smile to my face, Stallone on the town hall steps! I used to work with/for Jonathan in the early/ mid eighties. We were both a lot younger and he was learning the ropes of all aspects of management at Warbys. Probably the best boss I ever had. He had blonde curly hair then as well!

For those who have not seen it the ad is here.

[wigan white]

After a feckin nightmare of a few months, i'm now happy that I'm back in the right frame of mind to start posting properly on the board again.
And having had a b*stard of a sore tooth with accompanying absess, i had the beast removed yesterday and feel on top of the world once more and for the first time in a few years am now able to close my mouth with all my teeth actually lining up right

[TANGODANCER]

Past two years now since I gave up smoking. Still got an e-cig but hardly ever use it now.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Past two years now since I gave up smoking. Still got an e-cig but hardly ever use it now.

Is it really two years? Time really does speed up as we get older. Well done!

[Worthy4England]

Not being in the US anymore - minor temporary downside, I've been in London for 3.5 hours with another 1.5 to go. It doesn't get better than this. Living the dream.

[Bruce Rioja]

THIS may just lead to me breaking my moratorium on ordering food from anywhere on or near Derby St.

Well done, these people.

[Worthy4England]

You're homeless???!!!