Today I'm happy about......

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Just overheard this at the bar... [bloke with London accent] "an the fxckin T-shirt can fxck off too".
[bloke with Irish accent] "T-shirt?"
[ bloke with London accent] "you know, that Irish politician..."
[bloke with Irish accent] "Oh, him. Minister of street fashion "

Seriously?

That Len Aardvark bloke?

You've nailed him...

[twilight]

Only gone and got myself a job!!! As I was made redundant on December 12th I thought I was going in for the long haul of looking for another job so I'm well chuffed

[TANGODANCER]

Only gone and got myself a job!!! As I was made redundant on December 12th I thought I was going in for the long haul of looking for another job so I'm well chuffed

Great stuff Twighlight, really glad for you. Redundany is lousy (and all too commone thes days) so get in there and best of luck to you.

[twilight]

Only gone and got myself a job!!! As I was made redundant on December 12th I thought I was going in for the long haul of looking for another job so I'm well chuffed

Great stuff Twighlight, really glad for you. Redundany is lousy (and all too commone thes days) so get in there and best of luck to you.

Thanks Tango, much appreciated

[Harry Genshaw]

Great news twilight. Something totally different?

[boltonboris]

I'd also hazard a guess that the % increase in people now having direct access to the NHS isn't matched by the % increase in National Insurance receipts....

You side stepped that one, nicely

[twilight]

Great news twilight. Something totally different?

I've gone from working for a Newspaper to a Funeral Directors, so I guess so

[Montreal Wanderer]

Great news twilight. Something totally different?

I've gone from working for a Newspaper to a Funeral Directors, so I guess so

Congrats and a good change. The internet is killing newspapers, but there will always be work at funeral directors.

[twilight]

Great news twilight. Something totally different?

I've gone from working for a Newspaper to a Funeral Directors, so I guess so

Congrats and a good change. The internet is killing newspapers, but there will always be work at funeral directors.

You are correct Montreal, everything was mostly digital and the company isn't what it was when I first started there 15 years ago. But I'm on more hours slightly and better hourly rate so it turned out ok

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Great news twilight. Something totally different?

I've gone from working for a Newspaper to a Funeral Directors, so I guess so

Congrats and a good change. The internet is killing newspapers, but there will always be work at funeral directors.

You are correct Montreal, everything was mostly digital and the company isn't what it was when I first started there 15 years ago. But I'm on more hours slightly and better hourly rate so it turned out ok

...apart from the corpses lying around the place.

[TANGODANCER]

^^
Everybody's dying to meet funeral directors....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

A long long time ago in a completely different world I watched, at school, the launch of Apollo 11. I've always wished I'd been there.
Now I am. I'm awaiting Elon Musk's Heavy Lift Falcon's launch, from the very same launchpad that Apollo 11 lifted off from.
From this we'll get to Mars (not today obviously) a mere fifty years later than we should have.

[Harry Genshaw]

^ where are you? Cape Canaveral?

[Montreal Wanderer]

^ where are you? Cape Canaveral?

I guess he must be.... or dreaming.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Flights booked. Moving back to the UK just got real

[malcd1]

Welcome back AT.

At least you are coming back from the right area. If you get stopped at the border claim asylum.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Welcome back AT.

At least you are coming back from the right area. If you get stopped at the border claim asylum.

Cheers Malc. I've a dingy on standby just in case

[Dujon]

I'd prefer a dinghy meself, AT. Still, each to his oar.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

I'd prefer a dinghy meself, AT. Still, each to his oar.

Oops

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Flights booked. Moving back to the UK just got real

Good luck. Many Happy Returnees.