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Post by tripod » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:39 pm

don't usually read tabloids but today I read through the sun and the star in the van. Now I accept these are both bullshit 'newspapers', and are as worth as much as Joanna Yeates pizza, but who the fcuk gave them licence to print such absolute bollocks? What really gets me is they can comment about something/someone and quote 'a source said' or 'an insider said'. Filth rags I wouldn't wipe me arse on

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Post by Prufrock » Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:30 am

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Post by clapton is god » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:25 am

Heard on R4 the other night.

http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transc ... 132383.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Major distress was caused after the recent floods when it was reported in an Australian newspaper:

'More than 30,000 pigs have been floating down the Dawson River since last weekend...'

But the next morning...

Correction

'What Baralaba piggery-owner Sid Everingham actually said was "30 sows and pigs", not "30,000 pigs".'

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:46 pm

clapton is god wrote:Heard on R4 the other night.

http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transc ... 132383.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Major distress was caused after the recent floods when it was reported in an Australian newspaper:

'More than 30,000 pigs have been floating down the Dawson River since last weekend...'

But the next morning...

Correction

'What Baralaba piggery-owner Sid Everingham actually said was "30 sows and pigs", not "30,000 pigs".'
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Post by ratbert » Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:36 pm

Tabloids make things up. That's why they get sued. They also go to any lengths necessary to get pointless celebrity stories. Never mind phone hacking; one tabloid dirt digger I know of followed a famous person home, climbed their wall, broke into their shed and ran a ladder up to the bedroom window, gleefully peeping in on the bedtime activity that chavs snap up in their hundreds.

Tabloids make people like Jade Goody and Katie Price famous; they pay young girls to ensare famous people in honeytraps; they undermine World Cup bids and anything else that could be good for the country. Tabloids present opinion as fact and stir up hatred.

Still, freedom of the press, eh?

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:55 pm

Aye but they do catch cheating Pakistani cricketers so they'll do for me.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:05 pm

superjohnmcginlay wrote:Aye but they do catch cheating Pakistani cricketers so they'll do for me.
No, they just make a bomb out of the story.
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Post by boltonboris » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:57 pm

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superjohnmcginlay wrote:Aye but they do catch cheating Pakistani cricketers so they'll do for me.
No, they just make a bomb out of the story.
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:12 pm

We can rail against it all we like, but these are the circulation figues for the daily's for 2010 ;

The Sun-------------------3,006,565
Daily Mail------------------2,120,347
Daily Mirror----------------1,218,425
Daily Star--------------------779,376
Daily Telegraph------------691,128
Daily Express---------------674,640
The Times-------------------508,250
Financial Times------------390,315
Daily Record----------------323,831
The Guardian--------------302,285
Evening Standard---------238,403 (2009 fig)
The Independent----------185,815

No-ones forcing people to buy along these lines. So the great British public seem to prefer thair comics to the 'quality' press.
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Re: the press

Post by Lofthouse Lower » Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:16 pm

I remember when the Guardian was worth buying.

Seems a long time ago now :(

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:14 pm

bobo the clown wrote:We can rail against it all we like, but these are the circulation figues for the daily's for 2010 ;

The Sun-------------------3,006,565
Daily Mail------------------2,120,347
Daily Mirror----------------1,218,425
Daily Star--------------------779,376
Daily Telegraph------------691,128
Daily Express---------------674,640
The Times-------------------508,250
Financial Times------------390,315
Daily Record----------------323,831
The Guardian--------------302,285
Evening Standard---------238,403 (2009 fig)
The Independent----------185,815

No-ones forcing people to buy along these lines. So the great British public seem to prefer thair comics to the 'quality' press.
I find it quite amusing when we get some story quoted - often around thorny topics like immigration or benefits cheats etc. and someone trots out indignantly, that "people don't think like that - there's only those that read the Sun/Mail/Mirror, think like that"....

Well - yes - that would appear to be a fairly comfortable majority of newspaper readers then...

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Post by Wandering Willy » Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:34 pm

Daily Mail------------------2,120,347
Please tell me that's an annual figure.
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Post by thebish » Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:41 pm

Worthy4England wrote: I find it quite amusing when we get some story quoted - often around thorny topics like immigration or benefits cheats etc. and someone trots out indignantly, that "people don't think like that - there's only those that read the Sun/Mail/Mirror, think like that"....
you're very easily amused!

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:11 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:
Daily Mail------------------2,120,347
Please tell me that's an annual figure.
And it's only circulation. Not readership. Be afraid. Be very afraid....
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Post by William the White » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:35 pm

Lofthouse Lower wrote:I remember when the Guardian was worth buying.

Seems a long time ago now :(
Still the only one worth it... Though far from a golden age...

Like urging its readership to vote Lib Dem last time...

Still, given that readership, and the fact that most will have ignored it... Probably not to blame for the stench surrounding us...

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:03 pm

William the White wrote:
Lofthouse Lower wrote:I remember when the Guardian was worth buying.

Seems a long time ago now :(
Still the only one worth it... Though far from a golden age...

Like urging its readership to vote Lib Dem last time...

Still, given that readership, and the fact that most will have ignored it... Probably not to blame for the stench surrounding us...
I buy the Guardian AND I voted Liberal last time out :oops:

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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:31 pm

Someone told me the other day that the Daily Mail online is the most read newspaper website in the world. Please someone, anyone, provide the data to say this is bollox.

I read The Telegraph and The Independent as it happens. though papers are not what they were.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:33 pm

Oh, and The Observer. Cracking sunday paper that.
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Re: the press

Post by William the White » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:49 pm

The Telegraph bit surprises me...

I wish the Independent had better writing (but what do I know, really? I only get it when I'm catching a train for a long journey...)

I do the Ob on Sunday... Sports pages, theatre reviews and Rawnsley good value... I think it's great having a theatre critic called Clapp... :D

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Re: the press

Post by Worthy4England » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:49 pm

I get the Torygraph when I'm working away - but only to do the crossword...

Other than that, I do all my news reading online.

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