track your crap...

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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track your crap...

Post by thebish » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:24 am

where does it go? how long does it take? what speed it travelling?

find out at this site for those with to much time on their hands...

http://www.flushtracker.com/index.php

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:30 am

After that curry last night, mine was deffo travelling at greater than 4.31 MPH...

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:58 pm

Worthy4England wrote:After that curry last night, mine was deffo travelling at greater than 4.31 MPH...
41 Buckingham Palace Road seems to travel a bit faster than the Vatican... not sure what that proves.
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:06 pm

Found nothing in the woods. So the question re: bears is worth asking....
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Post by Wandering Willy » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:06 pm

thebish wrote:where does it go? how long does it take? what speed it travelling?

find out at this site for those with to much time on their hands...

http://www.flushtracker.com/index.php
I challenge you to get this in Sunday's sermon. :)
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:09 pm

You can do the one about the loaves and faeces.
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Post by thebish » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:19 pm

Wandering Willy wrote:
thebish wrote:where does it go? how long does it take? what speed it travelling?

find out at this site for those with to much time on their hands...

http://www.flushtracker.com/index.php
I challenge you to get this in Sunday's sermon. :)
s'funny you should say that... but one of my churches is currently in the middle of an application for an eco-friendly award - we have to get all kinds of age-groups and users on board - and I have already considered referring to this with kids who are at the toilet-humour stage.... (KB's age!)

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:23 pm

Toilet humour stage of humour shouldn't be lost. It should be saved for the right opportunity. Such as now. And funerals.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:09 am

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:You can do the one about the loaves and faeces.
And then the one about turning wine back into water.
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:12 am

In my opinion, you're never too old to do the joke about 'which hand do you wipe your bum with'

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:00 pm

This morning's steamer travelled 6.09 miles to somewhere just past Gigg Lane :D
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Post by jaffka » Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:19 pm

i like how my turd travels under my neighbours house

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Post by thebish » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:17 pm

I just logged back in to the site...

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