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track your crap...
where does it go? how long does it take? what speed it travelling?
find out at this site for those with to much time on their hands...
http://www.flushtracker.com/index.php
find out at this site for those with to much time on their hands...
http://www.flushtracker.com/index.php
- Worthy4England
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After that curry last night, mine was deffo travelling at greater than 4.31 MPH...
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41 Buckingham Palace Road seems to travel a bit faster than the Vatican... not sure what that proves.Worthy4England wrote:After that curry last night, mine was deffo travelling at greater than 4.31 MPH...
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Found nothing in the woods. So the question re: bears is worth asking....
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I challenge you to get this in Sunday's sermon.thebish wrote:where does it go? how long does it take? what speed it travelling?
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http://www.flushtracker.com/index.php
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You can do the one about the loaves and faeces.
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s'funny you should say that... but one of my churches is currently in the middle of an application for an eco-friendly award - we have to get all kinds of age-groups and users on board - and I have already considered referring to this with kids who are at the toilet-humour stage.... (KB's age!)Wandering Willy wrote:I challenge you to get this in Sunday's sermon.thebish wrote:where does it go? how long does it take? what speed it travelling?
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http://www.flushtracker.com/index.php
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Toilet humour stage of humour shouldn't be lost. It should be saved for the right opportunity. Such as now. And funerals.
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And then the one about turning wine back into water.KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:You can do the one about the loaves and faeces.
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In my opinion, you're never too old to do the joke about 'which hand do you wipe your bum with'
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This morning's steamer travelled 6.09 miles to somewhere just past Gigg Lane
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i like how my turd travels under my neighbours house
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