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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Burnden Paddock » Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:19 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:17 pm
Tmi Bruce :shock:

And Bp do you have any pics of you in that? :laugh:
I do actually, but you wouldn't know from the pic that's what I had on. I bloody loved that trackie!

In fact the pic was taken by and printed in the Bolton Evening News. It was republished in the 'looking back' section a few years ago! :oops:

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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:54 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:19 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:17 pm
Tmi Bruce :shock:

And Bp do you have any pics of you in that? :laugh:
I do actually, but you wouldn't know from the pic that's what I had on. I bloody loved that trackie!

In fact the pic was taken by and printed in the Bolton Evening News. It was republished in the 'looking back' section a few years ago! :oops:
Well C’mon then. Let’s see it!

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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Burnden Paddock » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:02 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:54 pm
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:19 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:17 pm
Tmi Bruce :shock:

And Bp do you have any pics of you in that? :laugh:
I do actually, but you wouldn't know from the pic that's what I had on. I bloody loved that trackie!

In fact the pic was taken by and printed in the Bolton Evening News. It was republished in the 'looking back' section a few years ago! :oops:
Well C’mon then. Let’s see it!
Don't know how to post pics. 8)

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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Burnden Paddock » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:54 pm

Image

Unfeasibly large link, but I managed it. I'll give you 3 seconds to spot me!

Just realised that whoever wrote the destination at the top, got it wrong! It was Staithes! :roll:

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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:12 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:54 pm
Image

Unfeasibly large link, but I managed it. I'll give you 3 seconds to spot me!

Just realised that whoever wrote the destination at the top, got it wrong! It was Staithes! :roll:
Not showing for me! You’ve broken the internet with your blinking tracksuit! 😳

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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:13 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:54 pm
Image

Unfeasibly large link, but I managed it. I'll give you 3 seconds to spot me!

Just realised that whoever wrote the destination at the top, got it wrong! It was Staithes! :roll:
Not showing for me! You’ve broken the internet with your blinging tracksuit! :shock:

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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Burnden Paddock » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:15 pm

I can see it. You're clearly doing it wrong. Will send it to you.

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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:33 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:17 pm
Tmi Bruce :shock:
Image :D
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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:31 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
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First big match I knew of was the 75 FA Cup Final. No memory whatsoever of the 76 Euros. Far too young! 😉
Well, listen up and you might learn summat ;)

England failed to qualify (of course).

In fact, I'm pretty sure that in all my time at school (Sept 72 - May 82) I never saw England play in the finals of anything.

The host nation, Czechoslovakia, beat West Germany in the final.

You'll be telling me that you're too young to remember Czechoslovakia next :)
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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by LeverEnd » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:12 am

I tend to be better behaved and prepared at parkrun these days thanks to my better half. I'll definitely do your local.one GG, but not sure when.
This week's tour took me to Shepton Mallet, some callow youth sporting a man bun was strutting the start line proclaiming he had 'serious DOMS man' from a 'mega session'.
That'll be his excuse for getting a trousers-down botty spanking* from a greying balding Boltonian then. :spank: :oyea:

* Figuratively speaking
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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:45 am

LeverEnd wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:12 am
I tend to be better behaved and prepared at parkrun these days thanks to my better half. I'll definitely do your local.one GG, but not sure when.
This week's tour took me to Shepton Mallet, some callow youth sporting a man bun was strutting the start line proclaiming he had 'serious DOMS man' from a 'mega session'.
That'll be his excuse for getting a trousers-down botty spanking* from a greying balding Boltonian then. :spank: :oyea:

* Figuratively speaking
Good stuff. The twins and I will come cheer you both up the hills and then have some brekkie after.

And ha, re man bun man. Bet that was particularly satisfying! (Figuratively speaking!)

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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Burnden Paddock » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:24 am

LeverEnd wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:12 am
I tend to be better behaved and prepared at parkrun these days thanks to my better half. I'll definitely do your local.one GG, but not sure when.
This week's tour took me to Shepton Mallet, some callow youth sporting a man bun was strutting the start line proclaiming he had 'serious DOMS man' from a 'mega session'.
That'll be his excuse for getting a trousers-down botty spanking* from a greying balding Boltonian then. :spank: :oyea:

* Figuratively speaking
Where the feck is the place you ran last week? Bedgebury Pinetum? You can tell that you are down south with the weird place names!

Which venue will you be attending for the hat trick run? I could come along if you fancy dishing out another botty spanking! :oops:

Edit - Just checked the records and Saturday was your hat trick of victories! :pray:

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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:05 am

What the Dickens is/are 'serious DOMS'? :conf:
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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Burnden Paddock » Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:08 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:05 am
What the Dickens is/are 'serious DOMS'? :conf:
I thought it was one of LE's predilections! :conf:

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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:10 am

Burnden Paddock wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:08 am
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:05 am
What the Dickens is/are 'serious DOMS'? :conf:
I thought it was one of LE's predilections! :conf:
I have it down as being a pub game, usually played by old blokes, involving small ceramic / wooden tiles with dots on :conf:
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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Prufrock » Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:45 am

It's "Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness". Basically, when you go to the gym/run etc and it doesn't hurt the day after but does the day after that.

You'll normally hear it discussed by people who take those see-through protein shake bottles everywhere with them.
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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:13 pm

Prufrock wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:45 am
It's "Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness". Basically, when you go to the gym/run etc and it doesn't hurt the day after but does the day after that.

You'll normally hear it discussed by people who take those see-through protein shake bottles everywhere with them.
:lol:

Poor form on the part of LE for him not having chinned the c*nt. Comes out with that shit AND has a man-bun? Asking for it. :)
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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Burnden Paddock » Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:01 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:13 pm
Prufrock wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:45 am
It's "Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness". Basically, when you go to the gym/run etc and it doesn't hurt the day after but does the day after that.

You'll normally hear it discussed by people who take those see-through protein shake bottles everywhere with them.
:lol:

Poor form on the part of LE for him not having chinned the c*nt. Comes out with that shit AND has a man-bun? Asking for it. :)

There should have been a cermonial cutting off of the man bun and it then presented to LE!

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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:32 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:01 pm
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:13 pm
Prufrock wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:45 am
It's "Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness". Basically, when you go to the gym/run etc and it doesn't hurt the day after but does the day after that.

You'll normally hear it discussed by people who take those see-through protein shake bottles everywhere with them.
:lol:

Poor form on the part of LE for him not having chinned the c*nt. Comes out with that shit AND has a man-bun? Asking for it. :)

There should have been a cermonial cutting off of the man bun and it then presented to LE!
Reckon you’re all a bit jealous that he can grow enough hair for a man bun...

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Re: The athletics/running thread

Post by Burnden Paddock » Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:54 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:32 pm
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:01 pm
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:13 pm
Prufrock wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:45 am
It's "Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness". Basically, when you go to the gym/run etc and it doesn't hurt the day after but does the day after that.

You'll normally hear it discussed by people who take those see-through protein shake bottles everywhere with them.
:lol:

Poor form on the part of LE for him not having chinned the c*nt. Comes out with that shit AND has a man-bun? Asking for it. :)

There should have been a cermonial cutting off of the man bun and it then presented to LE!
Reckon you’re all a bit jealous that he can grow enough hair for a man bun...
I could grow mine...if I wanted to! :wink:

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