Hotels in Manchester

[Gary the Enfield]

Having to stay in Manchester next week (Thursday)

Anyone know any decent Hotels near Piccadilly Station?

Theng yow.

[boltonboris]

What's your budget?

HRG would be the best for this, but he's having a bit of time off here

[BWFC_Insane]

Having to stay in Manchester next week (Thursday)

Anyone know any decent Hotels near Piccadilly Station?

Theng yow.

Abode, Malmaison, that new big McDonald one. All right on the doorstep of Piccadilly. Never stayed in them though, but some relatives really liked Abode!

[boltonboris]

Never stayed at Malmaison but been to a couple of do's there and had a couple of meals there.. Nice place.

Michael (One Arm) Caines' place is at Abode isn't it? Gets good reviews.

[Gary the Enfield]

What's your budget?

HRG would be the best for this, but he's having a bit of time off here

Knowing my boss? Not much.

[boltonboris]

There's probably a homeless shelter near Piccadilly.. It's a shit hole

[CAPSLOCK]

campanile

Near the Theatre of Scum

Usually about 25 a night plus second hand STDs

Thats your level

[Gary the Enfield]

campanile

Near the Theatre of Scum

Usually about 25 a night plus second hand STDs

Thats your level

Thanks darling. Will you turn my sheets down like usual.

[Gary the Enfield]

As it happens I've found a deal at Abode. £146 for the night!!!! That's with 20% off. It's like staying in that London!

[thebish]

As it happens I've found a deal at Abode. £146 for the night!!!! That's with 20% off. It's like staying in that London!

£146 per night is a DEAL???? I obviously live in a different world to you thrusting young executives!

[bobo the clown]

As it happens I've found a deal at Abode. £146 for the night!!!! That's with 20% off. It's like staying in that London!

Well Late Rooms are offerering that very place, that very date at £99 !!!

[Gary the Enfield]

As it happens I've found a deal at Abode. £146 for the night!!!! That's with 20% off. It's like staying in that London!

Well Late Rooms are offerering that very place, that very date at £99 !!!

Merci. I was going through Otels.com at a 20% discount!

[bobo the clown]

As it happens I've found a deal at Abode. £146 for the night!!!! That's with 20% off. It's like staying in that London!

Well Late Rooms are offerering that very place, that very date at £99 !!!

Merci. I was going through Otels.com at a 20% discount!

Well, I just booked the last room up. It's yours for ..... ooooh, let's say £140 !

[Worthy4England]

As it happens I've found a deal at Abode. £146 for the night!!!! That's with 20% off. It's like staying in that London!

Well Late Rooms are offerering that very place, that very date at £99 !!!

Merci. I was going through Otels.com at a 20% discount!

Well, I just booked the last room up. It's yours for ..... ooooh, let's say £140 !

Bobo, Bobo, Bobo.

It's £140*
* Plus HANDLING FEE!

[Lord Kangana]

And don't forget the "do you actually want to pay us for this? That'll be another fiver then." option. Aswell as the handling fee.

[Worthy4England]

And don't forget the "do you actually want to pay us for this? That'll be another fiver then." option. Aswell as the handling fee.

Good, good. I like this a lot.

If on the other hand you want to pay by card, we have to charge a further transaction fee...

[Lord Kangana]

Will you be requiring any extras?

1) Bed @ £15.00 + VAT
2) Lights @ £5.00 + VAT
3) Electricity @ £10.00 + VAT (required if lights option chosen)
4) Car Parking @ £10.00 + VAT for every 24 hours or part thereof
5) Key for room @ £5.00 + VAT +
6) Room Key insurance @ £10.00 + VAT (required if exercising room key option)

etc etc

I'm in the wrong job.

[bobo the clown]

Will you be requiring any extras?

1) Bed @ £15.00 + VAT
2) Lights @ £5.00 + VAT
3) Electricity @ £10.00 + VAT (required if lights option chosen)
4) Car Parking @ £10.00 + VAT for every 24 hours or part thereof
5) Key for room @ £5.00 + VAT +
6) Room Key insurance @ £10.00 + VAT (required if exercising room key option)

etc etc

I'm in the wrong job.

.... & the fast toaster option ???

[thebish]

As it happens I've found a deal at Abode. £146 for the night!!!! That's with 20% off. It's like staying in that London!

Well Late Rooms are offerering that very place, that very date at £99 !!!

Merci. I was going through Otels.com at a 20% discount!

Well, I just booked the last room up. It's yours for ..... ooooh, let's say £140 !

Bobo, Bobo, Bobo.

It's £140*
* Plus HANDLING FEE!

what kind of "handling" are you suggesting that Bobo offers to Gary?

[Lord Kangana]

Will you be requiring any extras?

1) Bed @ £15.00 + VAT
2) Lights @ £5.00 + VAT
3) Electricity @ £10.00 + VAT (required if lights option chosen)
4) Car Parking @ £10.00 + VAT for every 24 hours or part thereof
5) Key for room @ £5.00 + VAT +
6) Room Key insurance @ £10.00 + VAT (required if exercising room key option)

etc etc

I'm in the wrong job.

.... & the fast toaster option ???

Even money can't circumvent Health and Safety considerations.