Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

Moderator: Zulus Thousand of em

Post Reply
Gooner Girl
Legend
Legend
Posts: 7202
Joined: Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:18 pm
Location: Mid Sussex

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:17 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:00 pm
I've had to put the heating on... It's fxcking cold indoors. Supposedly death heat this weekend and I'm shivering.
Beautiful down south today. I’ve spent it umpiring U10 girls cricket this afternoon in the sunshine. Been horrendously humid the last few days though with flash flooding here. The British summertime never fails to surprise... Probably be snow storms next.

User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:00 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:17 pm
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:00 pm
I've had to put the heating on... It's fxcking cold indoors. Supposedly death heat this weekend and I'm shivering.
Beautiful down south today. I’ve spent it umpiring U10 girls cricket this afternoon in the sunshine. Been horrendously humid the last few days though with flash flooding here. The British summertime never fails to surprise... Probably be snow storms next.
Cricket! - southern youngsters get all the benefits! Up here the ski jump competition was called off because the slope was iced over.
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください

Gooner Girl
Legend
Legend
Posts: 7202
Joined: Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:18 pm
Location: Mid Sussex

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Jun 26, 2019 7:26 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Wed Jun 26, 2019 6:00 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:17 pm
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Wed Jun 26, 2019 5:00 pm
I've had to put the heating on... It's fxcking cold indoors. Supposedly death heat this weekend and I'm shivering.
Beautiful down south today. I’ve spent it umpiring U10 girls cricket this afternoon in the sunshine. Been horrendously humid the last few days though with flash flooding here. The British summertime never fails to surprise... Probably be snow storms next.
Cricket! - southern youngsters get all the benefits! Up here the ski jump competition was called off because the slope was iced over.
:lol:

More of a rounders girl myself tbh: Cricket = :zzz:

User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:34 pm

Just proceeded into 'town' [Chesterfield being the nearest large Metropolis] to arrange an upgrade to my wife's phone. I took the wife. And her stoneage phone.
The idea was to get her an identical phone to mine, and thereby I could seamlessly teach her the joys and wonder of the internet age!
Only, my phone (which was just released, as new as new could be, in November 2018), a Nokia 7.1 run on Android One using Oreo 8 is no longer available.
We were sold instead a Nokia 4.2. It still runs on Android One but uses Pie 9.
Guess what, despite the saleswoman's assurances that we wouldn't notice anyfxckingdifferencewahatsfxckinever, as soon as she turned it on I couldn't find the triangle/circle/square that sits at the bottom of my phone - instead is a 'pill'. And no matter how many times I prod, press, swipe, spit on said pill, will it fxck do what I want it to? Will it bollox.
Her phone, however, recognises her mush, and turns itself on everytime she beams at it. Progress of sorts I suppose...
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください

CrazyHorse
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 10532
Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:51 pm
Location: Up above the streets and houses

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:39 pm

Settings
System
Gestures
Then switch off "Swipe Up on Home Button".

You're welcome.
Businesswoman of the year.

User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:11 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:39 pm
Settings
System
Gestures
Then switch off "Swipe Up on Home Button".

You're welcome.
Excellent. Are you standing for PM, coz you've got my vote... :pissed:
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください

User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:54 pm

Oh, the joys of never having to work again!
Walking the dog today I've been invited to:
Volunteer to post Brexit pamphlets in my area - like it's not his fxcking area.
To join Knit and Knatter in the Community Centre - I'd prefer to Poke My Eyes Out with a burnt needle.
To come and visit 'our Soup & Soul' morning at a local church - do fxck off, do I look that unkempt?
To help man the crossing for the infant's school - It didn't go down well when I pointed out that for the last 15 years at minimum, the fxcking crossing had been exclusively 'womaned'.
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください

User avatar
TANGODANCER
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37956
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Location: Lost between the Regency and the Rubaiyat and forever trying to light a penny candle from a star.

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:04 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:54 pm
Oh, the joys of never having to work again!
Walking the dog today I've been invited to:
Volunteer to post Brexit pamphlets in my area - like it's not his fxcking area.
To join Knit and Knatter in the Community Centre - I'd prefer to Poke My Eyes Out with a burnt needle.
To come and visit 'our Soup & Soul' morning at a local church - do fxck off, do I look that unkempt?
To help man the crossing for the infant's school - It didn't go down well when I pointed out that for the last 15 years at minimum, the fxcking crossing had been exclusively 'womaned'.
Heh, heh.....welcome to old age Spots. :lol: I used to think it was only women who nattered and exchanged gossip and stuff, guess what....it ain't, I look round corners from behind trees and bushes and stuff before proceeding, with all the cunning and stealth of an Andy McNab trainee. :D ...
The wisest and the best of men, nay, the wisest and best of their actions, may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in life is a joke...Darcy. Pride and Prejudice.

User avatar
Lost Leopard Spot
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 18436
Joined: Wed May 09, 2012 11:14 am
Location: In the long grass, hunting for a watering hole.

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:08 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:04 pm
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:54 pm
Oh, the joys of never having to work again!
Walking the dog today I've been invited to:
Volunteer to post Brexit pamphlets in my area - like it's not his fxcking area.
To join Knit and Knatter in the Community Centre - I'd prefer to Poke My Eyes Out with a burnt needle.
To come and visit 'our Soup & Soul' morning at a local church - do fxck off, do I look that unkempt?
To help man the crossing for the infant's school - It didn't go down well when I pointed out that for the last 15 years at minimum, the fxcking crossing had been exclusively 'womaned'.
Heh, heh.....welcome to old age Spots. :lol: I used to think it was only women who nattered and exchanged gossip and stuff, guess what....it ain't, I look round corners from behind trees and bushes and stuff before proceeding, with all the cunning and stealth of an Andy McNab trainee. :D ...
I'm just beginning to realise we need a government sponsored training course: "how to navigate entering old age comfortably..." :evil:
That's not a leopard!
頑張ってください

User avatar
TANGODANCER
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 37956
Joined: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:35 pm
Location: Lost between the Regency and the Rubaiyat and forever trying to light a penny candle from a star.

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:14 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:08 pm

I'm just beginning to realise we need a government sponsored training course: "how to navigate entering old age comfortably..." :evil:
Can't be done buddy. It's a minefield out here. :lol:
The wisest and the best of men, nay, the wisest and best of their actions, may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in life is a joke...Darcy. Pride and Prejudice.

Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 35427
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:13 pm

Yaxley-Lennon's been given nine months. Should keep that c*nt quiet for a while :)

Here's a photo of his house, look. :)

Image
May the bridges I burn light your way

Prufrock
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 19775
Joined: Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:51 pm

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Prufrock » Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:59 pm

Reading Michelle Obama's book and did a double take when I came across "and as with any game, like most any kid, I was happiest when I was ahead".

Googled it to find pages of Americans arguing about what "most any" means and trying to distinguish it from "almost any". Lord above, it's "I could care less" all over again!
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.

Bruce Rioja
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 35427
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:19 pm
Location: Drifting into the arena of the unwell.

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:14 am

Prufrock wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:59 pm
Reading Michelle Obama's book and did a double take when I came across "and as with any game, like most any kid, I was happiest when I was ahead".

Googled it to find pages of Americans arguing about what "most any" means and trying to distinguish it from "almost any". Lord above, it's "I could care less" all over again!
Behold! The field in which I grow my feck*. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren. :)
May the bridges I burn light your way

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest