Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[thebish]

I agree - an 80foot screen IS a bit excessive... presumably a very big house!

[Montreal Wanderer]

An 80 foot screen Monty? Is your wife the 50' woman?

Always exaggerating those extra inches.... yes, 80" was meant.

[Montreal Wanderer]

I'd be more worried that he's listening to Linkin Park.

I think he just punched that up to show how his satellite thingy worked. I don't think he owns the CD - in fact he owns none. During a test drive the salesman got Tower radio on for me. All too hi-tech for me tbh.

[KeyserSoze]

The bianchi incident in the F1 sounds properly grim. All the best fella.

[thebish]

The bianchi incident in the F1 sounds properly grim. All the best fella.

aye... I guess those guys prepare for most things - but you don't expect to hit a tractor...

[Vertigo]

An unfortunate and extremely unlucky set of circumstances. Hope he pulls through surgery and recovers. Worst I've felt since the Muamba incident.

[a1]

Ai!

[Prufrock]

Just seen the video of the Bianchi crash. No idea how he's still alive. Hope he pulls through.

[bobo the clown]

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We're doing what ?!?!?!?!?!

[KeyserSoze]

Don't think we should be taking the phrase 'fighting ebola' literally.

[Prufrock]

That's our response to everything now isn't it?

Everything is a 'fight'. I mean who the f*ck thought saying the words 'Ebola knows no borders' was a good idea?!

Bomb the shit out of it. Hope we don't get a more radical disease occupying the 'disease vacuum'.

[thebish]

That's our response to everything now isn't it?

Everything is a 'fight'. I mean who the f*ck thought saying the words 'Ebola knows no borders' was a good idea?!

Bomb the shit out of it. Hope we don't get a more radical disease occupying the 'disease vacuum'.

amusing - but great as NHS nurses and doctors are - they are not famously skilled at setting up emergency field hospitals in difficult to reach places and handling the logistics of such an operation...

[Prufrock]

Stop coming in with your logic when we're doing jokes! We're all going to die soon, bleeding out of our eyes and shitting out our internal organs. We should at least be able to get some gallows humour in, before our stomachs hanging out of our mouths stops us laughing.

[KeyserSoze]

That's our response to everything now isn't it?

Everything is a 'fight'. I mean who the f*ck thought saying the words 'Ebola knows no borders' was a good idea?!

Bomb the shit out of it. Hope we don't get a more radical disease occupying the 'disease vacuum'.

amusing - but great as NHS nurses and doctors are - they are not famously skilled at setting up emergency field hospitals in difficult to reach places and handling the logistics of such an operation...

And some people want to save this dinosaur of an institution.

[thebish]

That's our response to everything now isn't it?

Everything is a 'fight'. I mean who the f*ck thought saying the words 'Ebola knows no borders' was a good idea?!

Bomb the shit out of it. Hope we don't get a more radical disease occupying the 'disease vacuum'.

amusing - but great as NHS nurses and doctors are - they are not famously skilled at setting up emergency field hospitals in difficult to reach places and handling the logistics of such an operation...

And some people want to save this dinosaur of an institution.

sorry

[KeyserSoze]

Not you, the NHS.

[Worthy4England]

Some folks will be a bit disappointed, as they still haven't managed to catch the last human race wiping pandemic, Bird Flu, yet...

Must be a bugger, if you blew all your savings on the strength of it.

[KeyserSoze]

This year's christmas do will be 'apres ski' themed, apparently.

eh?

[Bruce Rioja]

This year's christmas do will be 'apres ski' themed, apparently.

eh?

Turn up with a leg in plaster. Sorted.

[KeyserSoze]

I can turn up plastered if that's close enough?