Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

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Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Jun 26, 2021 9:16 am

I think retired out (not retired hurt) and timed out (which has to be wilful) are in there. Handled the ball is now counted as obstructing the field.

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Jun 26, 2021 10:53 am

Worthy4England wrote:
Sat Jun 26, 2021 9:16 am
I think retired out (not retired hurt) and timed out (which has to be wilful) are in there. Handled the ball is now counted as obstructing the field.
Ah yes. Timed out. That’s it. Didn’t know handling the ball is combined with obstructing the field. Interesting.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jun 26, 2021 11:01 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Fri Jun 25, 2021 10:36 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri Jun 25, 2021 9:43 pm
So go on then cricket experts, without googling, what are the 10 ways you can get out in cricket?!
Caught
Bowled
Stumped
LBW
Run Out
Hit wicket
Handled the ball
Obstructing the fielding side
Deliberately striking the ball twice

Honestly cannot remember tenth…grr
Batsman retired / retired hurt?
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Jun 26, 2021 11:22 am

Yes, timed out is the last one. Good going guys. That’s my cricket knowledge exhausted.

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Sat Jun 26, 2021 11:44 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sat Jun 26, 2021 11:01 am
BWFC_Insane wrote:
Fri Jun 25, 2021 10:36 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri Jun 25, 2021 9:43 pm
So go on then cricket experts, without googling, what are the 10 ways you can get out in cricket?!
Caught
Bowled
Stumped
LBW
Run Out
Hit wicket
Handled the ball
Obstructing the fielding side
Deliberately striking the ball twice

Honestly cannot remember tenth…grr
Batsman retired / retired hurt?
Retired hurt isn’t a dismissal as you can in theory at least return to the crease.

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Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sun Jun 27, 2021 8:09 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
Sat Jun 26, 2021 11:44 am
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sat Jun 26, 2021 11:01 am
BWFC_Insane wrote:
Fri Jun 25, 2021 10:36 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri Jun 25, 2021 9:43 pm
So go on then cricket experts, without googling, what are the 10 ways you can get out in cricket?!
Caught
Bowled
Stumped
LBW
Run Out
Hit wicket
Handled the ball
Obstructing the fielding side
Deliberately striking the ball twice

Honestly cannot remember tenth…grr
Batsman retired / retired hurt?
Retired hurt isn’t a dismissal as you can in theory at least return to the crease.
It depends on the hurt. A fast bowler once turned my box inside out and I retired both from anything meaningful in the next few days and from cricket (emigrating a month later).
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Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:13 am

Today I am tired from being woken up early by the 6 year old declaring with glee “there’s a dead rat in the chicken run”. That was a fun pre-breakfast job. Happy Friday everyone.

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Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:25 am

Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:13 am
Today I am tired from being woken up early by the 6 year old declaring with glee “there’s a dead rat in the chicken run”. That was a fun pre-breakfast job. Happy Friday everyone.
You must have some tough chickens to take out a rat.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:05 am

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:25 am
Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:13 am
Today I am tired from being woken up early by the 6 year old declaring with glee “there’s a dead rat in the chicken run”. That was a fun pre-breakfast job. Happy Friday everyone.
You must have some tough chickens to take out a rat.
:D They were tucked up in bed! Reckon it must have been next doors cat as our geriatric moggy barely leaves the kitchen these days :(. It was massive too! Probably the one that ran over my foot the other day in the dark when I was putting them away. Perils of having poultry and living in the countryside near a stream I think.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Sep 12, 2021 11:11 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:13 am
Today I am tired from being woken up early by the 6 year old declaring with glee “there’s a dead rat in the chicken run”. That was a fun pre-breakfast job. Happy Friday everyone.
Apparently the Police helicopter was circling over my house on Friday night/Saturday morning. I didn't hear a thing :)

(I did once sleep through an earthquake - true story :) )
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Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Sep 13, 2021 12:06 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 11:11 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:13 am
Today I am tired from being woken up early by the 6 year old declaring with glee “there’s a dead rat in the chicken run”. That was a fun pre-breakfast job. Happy Friday everyone.
Apparently the Police helicopter was circling over my house on Friday night/Saturday morning. I didn't hear a thing :)

(I did once sleep through an earthquake - true story :) )
Not sure even you would be able to sleep through Luke! Let’s try it! I’ll send him up for a half term of holiday care at Rioja Towers!

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Post by LeverEnd » Mon Sep 13, 2021 3:41 pm

It'd be interesting to note the additions to his vocabulary if nothing else. :lol:
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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:03 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 3:41 pm
It'd be interesting to note the additions to his vocabulary if nothing else. :lol:
Just sitting next to said child as I read that and he asked “why are you laughing”?! Boy twin coming to watch Arsenal play Spurs with me in a few weeks so he may learn some new language from his mother himself! :oops:

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Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Worthy4England » Mon Sep 13, 2021 5:18 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:03 pm
LeverEnd wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 3:41 pm
It'd be interesting to note the additions to his vocabulary if nothing else. :lol:
Just sitting next to said child as I read that and he asked “why are you laughing”?! Boy twin coming to watch Arsenal play Spurs with me in a few weeks so he may learn some new language from his mother himself! :oops:
Aye, that's usually when mothers blame the "playground" :-)

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Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Burnden Paddock » Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:50 pm

LeverEnd wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 3:41 pm
It'd be interesting to note the additions to his vocabulary if nothing else. :lol:

I think Bruce knows them all by now Tbf.

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Post by LeverEnd » Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:33 pm

:grin:
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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:39 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:50 pm
LeverEnd wrote:
Mon Sep 13, 2021 3:41 pm
It'd be interesting to note the additions to his vocabulary if nothing else. :lol:

I think Bruce knows them all by now Tbf.
:lol:

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Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Worthy4England » Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:50 am

"Hi can I get a Tubigrip for a knee, please"

"Your doctor can prescribe them"

I need a prescription for a knee bandage?!?!?!?

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Post by jimbo » Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:20 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:50 am
"Hi can I get a Tubigrip for a knee, please"

"Your doctor can prescribe them"

I need a prescription for a knee bandage?!?!?!?
Who said that!?

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Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Post by Worthy4England » Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:26 pm

jimbo wrote:
Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:20 pm
Worthy4England wrote:
Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:50 am
"Hi can I get a Tubigrip for a knee, please"

"Your doctor can prescribe them"

I need a prescription for a knee bandage?!?!?!?
Who said that!?
Pharmacy!

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