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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Aug 12, 2015 4:53 pm

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Gary the Enfield wrote: I also have a friend who's a retired DCI from the Met. Police who now consults on human trafficking. Be interesting to hear his perspective.
Drag him in a cell and knock feck out of him? ;)

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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Aug 12, 2015 5:13 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
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Gary the Enfield wrote: I also have a friend who's a retired DCI from the Met. Police who now consults on human trafficking. Be interesting to hear his perspective.
Drag him in a cell and knock feck out of him? ;)

Wouldn't dream of it guv'nor! :whack:
Look you don't drag folks to the cells....they /cough "slipped" into the cells /f'cough

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Aug 12, 2015 6:33 pm

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Gary the Enfield wrote:Legal Types:

A colleague of mine has just returned from France. His family took two cars. One was towing a caravan (I know, I've told him he's a shed dragging waste of oxygen) and his wife towing their boat (a small-ish dingy).

They cleared French and British Customs and boarded their ferry. As they got near home yesterday (Midlands) they stooped their car to get the garage open.

Suddenly 5 Vietnamese (it later transpires) immigrants jumped out and legged it. My colleague called the police and a search was launched. All 5 were captured and detained. The police think they must have hopped off a lorry and into his boat when the cardeck was cleared prior to sailing.

My friend has subsequently been told he will be interviewed and possibly prosecuted. Is this the case or are they blowing smoke?
I will of course bow to Crayons and or Prufrock on this but I would say no mens rea equals no case.

And yet lorry drivers, despite their best actions, are being prosecuted at a cost of £2,000 per person (illegaly) found in their vehicles.
Aye, I heard about this on Radio 2 the other day. Lorry firms were appealing against fines for immigrants getting into their trucks when the trucks had passed through customs and were basically in the care of HM govt. In one instance, the driver had alerted customs officers that he'd seen someone climb onto his truck from another vehicle, and they were still fined. If they don't pay they risk customs seizing their vehicles on the next crossing.

I suppose if you're friends stop using cross channel services (if they can) they'll be ok?
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Post by jaffka » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:55 pm

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jaffka wrote:Must be easier to grow cannabis here than in France.

Lost me. :conf:
Vietnamese gangs do quite well growing cannabis in the UK.

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Gary the Enfield wrote:
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Gary the Enfield wrote:
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Gary the Enfield wrote:Legal Types:

A colleague of mine has just returned from France. His family took two cars. One was towing a caravan (I know, I've told him he's a shed dragging waste of oxygen) and his wife towing their boat (a small-ish dingy).

They cleared French and British Customs and boarded their ferry. As they got near home yesterday (Midlands) they stooped their car to get the garage open.

Suddenly 5 Vietnamese (it later transpires) immigrants jumped out and legged it. My colleague called the police and a search was launched. All 5 were captured and detained. The police think they must have hopped off a lorry and into his boat when the cardeck was cleared prior to sailing.

My friend has subsequently been told he will be interviewed and possibly prosecuted. Is this the case or are they blowing smoke?
I will of course bow to Crayons and or Prufrock on this but I would say no mens rea equals no case.

And yet lorry drivers, despite their best actions, are being prosecuted at a cost of £2,000 per person (illegaly) found in their vehicles.
Professional truck drivers presumably have many responsibilities for care and caution more than the average tourist. They know or should know the risks. I doubt you friend could be found guilty even if prosecuted. Still, better ask a local lawyer...

He has. I also have a friend who's a retired DCI from the Met. Police who now consults on human trafficking. Be interesting to hear his perspective.

Let us know the outcome from these sources. The whole thing seems grossly unfair to the "offender" IMHO.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Aug 12, 2015 10:57 pm

jaffka wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
jaffka wrote:Must be easier to grow cannabis here than in France.

Lost me. :conf:
Vietnamese gangs do quite well growing cannabis in the UK.
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Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 13, 2015 10:20 am

Gary: do you know what offence they're saying they might prosecute him for?

Monty: plenty of offences you don't need "intent" for, where recklessness or negligence is enough. There are even some that are "strict liabiltiy" with no mens rea such as driving without insurance (as one poster off here well knows: D).

Need to know what they might be charged with as to whether them "knowing" or not is relevant. Would certainly seen harsh if this happened when they're weren't and couldn't be in charge of the vehicle though. And if they haven't done anything egregious and adhered the authorities immediately I'm not sure the CPS (or HMRC or whoever) should be prosecuting even if there had technically been a crime.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Aug 13, 2015 10:42 am

Prufrock wrote:Gary: do you know what offence they're saying they might prosecute him for?
Monty: plenty of offences you don't need "intent" for, where recklessness or negligence is enough. There are even some that are "strict liabiltiy" with no mens rea such as driving without insurance (as one poster off here well knows: D).

Need to know what they might be charged with as to whether them "knowing" or not is relevant. Would certainly seen harsh if this happened when they're weren't and couldn't be in charge of the vehicle though. And if they haven't done anything egregious and adhered the authorities immediately I'm not sure the CPS (or HMRC or whoever) should be prosecuting even if there had technically been a crime.

I'll find out later. He is being interviewed this morning.

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Note to self: withhold my number if refugees ever escape from my boot and I decide to ring the cops.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Aug 13, 2015 2:46 pm

Prufrock wrote:Gary: do you know what offence they're saying they might prosecute him for?

Monty: plenty of offences you don't need "intent" for, where recklessness or negligence is enough. There are even some that are "strict liabiltiy" with no mens rea such as driving without insurance (as one poster off here well knows: D).

Need to know what they might be charged with as to whether them "knowing" or not is relevant. Would certainly seen harsh if this happened when they're weren't and couldn't be in charge of the vehicle though. And if they haven't done anything egregious and adhered the authorities immediately I'm not sure the CPS (or HMRC or whoever) should be prosecuting even if there had technically been a crime.
I understand the intent argument, Pru, and agree it is important to know the charge. I don't see how he could be charged with any sort of felony (smuggling immigrants e.g.). It is pretty hard to prove negligence too, unless in the case HM Customs failing to detect the stowaways at point of entry. If worst comes to worst, it must be remembered that it was his wife, not he, who was towing the boat. :wink:
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Aug 13, 2015 3:13 pm

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Prufrock wrote:Gary: do you know what offence they're saying they might prosecute him for?

Monty: plenty of offences you don't need "intent" for, where recklessness or negligence is enough. There are even some that are "strict liabiltiy" with no mens rea such as driving without insurance (as one poster off here well knows: D).

Need to know what they might be charged with as to whether them "knowing" or not is relevant. Would certainly seen harsh if this happened when they're weren't and couldn't be in charge of the vehicle though. And if they haven't done anything egregious and adhered the authorities immediately I'm not sure the CPS (or HMRC or whoever) should be prosecuting even if there had technically been a crime.
I understand the intent argument, Pru, and agree it is important to know the charge. I don't see how he could be charged with any sort of felony (smuggling immigrants e.g.). It is pretty hard to prove negligence too, unless in the case HM Customs failing to detect the stowaways at point of entry. If worst comes to worst, it must be remembered that it was his wife, not he, who was towing the boat. :wink:

I've already had that conversation with him. Not sure this has got legs anyway. He has been interviewed, separately from his wife but no charges proffered. He didn't take a solicitor in with him either so I guess there may not be any?

He's also a renowned miser. The only time I see him eat is when people bring food (cakes etc.) for their birthdays.

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Aug 13, 2015 3:19 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
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Prufrock wrote:Gary: do you know what offence they're saying they might prosecute him for?

Monty: plenty of offences you don't need "intent" for, where recklessness or negligence is enough. There are even some that are "strict liabiltiy" with no mens rea such as driving without insurance (as one poster off here well knows: D).

Need to know what they might be charged with as to whether them "knowing" or not is relevant. Would certainly seen harsh if this happened when they're weren't and couldn't be in charge of the vehicle though. And if they haven't done anything egregious and adhered the authorities immediately I'm not sure the CPS (or HMRC or whoever) should be prosecuting even if there had technically been a crime.
I understand the intent argument, Pru, and agree it is important to know the charge. I don't see how he could be charged with any sort of felony (smuggling immigrants e.g.). It is pretty hard to prove negligence too, unless in the case HM Customs failing to detect the stowaways at point of entry. If worst comes to worst, it must be remembered that it was his wife, not he, who was towing the boat. :wink:

I've already had that conversation with him. Not sure this has got legs anyway. He has been interviewed, separately from his wife but no charges proffered. He didn't take a solicitor in with him either so I guess there may not be any?

He's also a renowned miser. The only time I see him eat is when people bring food (cakes etc.) for their birthdays.
I think it was Mr. Bumble who said "The law is a ass" when he found he was responsible for his wife's actions. However, this is no longer the case, and it may well have legs. Perhaps he was too cheap to take a solicitor and wouldn't need one until he is charged. His story is pretty straight-forward.
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Montreal Wanderer wrote:
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Prufrock wrote:Gary: do you know what offence they're saying they might prosecute him for?

Monty: plenty of offences you don't need "intent" for, where recklessness or negligence is enough. There are even some that are "strict liabiltiy" with no mens rea such as driving without insurance (as one poster off here well knows: D).

Need to know what they might be charged with as to whether them "knowing" or not is relevant. Would certainly seen harsh if this happened when they're weren't and couldn't be in charge of the vehicle though. And if they haven't done anything egregious and adhered the authorities immediately I'm not sure the CPS (or HMRC or whoever) should be prosecuting even if there had technically been a crime.
I understand the intent argument, Pru, and agree it is important to know the charge. I don't see how he could be charged with any sort of felony (smuggling immigrants e.g.). It is pretty hard to prove negligence too, unless in the case HM Customs failing to detect the stowaways at point of entry. If worst comes to worst, it must be remembered that it was his wife, not he, who was towing the boat. :wink:

I've already had that conversation with him. Not sure this has got legs anyway. He has been interviewed, separately from his wife but no charges proffered. He didn't take a solicitor in with him either so I guess there may not be any?

He's also a renowned miser. The only time I see him eat is when people bring food (cakes etc.) for their birthdays.
I think it was Mr. Bumble who said "The law is a ass" when he found he was responsible for his wife's actions. However, this is no longer the case, and it may well have legs. Perhaps he was too cheap to take a solicitor and wouldn't need one until he is charged. His story is pretty straight-forward.

Let's hope so.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 13, 2015 3:53 pm

Prufrock wrote:Gary: do you know what offence they're saying they might prosecute him for?
Human trafficking? :conf:
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Bruce Rioja wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Gary: do you know what offence they're saying they might prosecute him for?
Human trafficking? :conf:
Surely a charge like that would require mens rea, Pru? More likely negligently allowing your wife to operate a motor vehicle. :wink: To be frank, I think any prosecution would be more like persecution.
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Post by Bijou Bob » Sat Aug 15, 2015 1:03 pm

I woke up this morning to find Nearly Mrs Bob reading the papers on her I pad. She leaned over, kissed me on the cheek and said "Happy VJ day". Amazing how a misheard sentence can ruin a weekend.
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Post by Little Green Man » Sat Aug 15, 2015 1:18 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:I woke up this morning to find Nearly Mrs Bob reading the papers on her I pad. She leaned over, kissed me on the cheek and said "Happy VJ day". Amazing how a misheard sentence can ruin a weekend.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:07 am

Apparently some youths have run amok in Little Lever. What I don't quite get is the locals, and the local rag referring to the place as 'The Village'. Belmont is a village, Bourton-on-the-Water is also a village. Little Lever isn't a village! It has a Gypo site, for feck's sake!
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Post by clapton is god » Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:30 am

^ Little Lever has always been known as 'the village.'

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:36 am

clapton is god wrote:^ Little Lever has always been known as 'the village.'
Probably by none other than its residents. It isn't one. The term 'village' usually denotes a quaint, unadjoined place. Not an outcrop of Farnworth.
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