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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:20 pm

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Bruce Rioja wrote:Anyone had any spuddies out yet? I haven't had many flowers. Might have a mooch around in the soil - or is it still a bit too early?
had some of mine yesterday - the missus rooted them out - yummy!

when it stops raining, will empty a bag and see what the whole crop is like...
Oh good stuff. Let us know how you get on will you please? Mine are a couple of weeks behind yours as I recall.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:47 am

Well, would you just look at Lefium Stickius now :shock:

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Post by thebish » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:49 am

if i'm not very much mistaken - that's a hydrangea

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:52 am

thebish wrote:if i'm not very much mistaken - that's a hydrangea
Any idea what I should do with it, Bish? Plant it in the ground proper?
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:03 am

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thebish wrote:if i'm not very much mistaken - that's a hydrangea
Any idea what I should do with it, Bish? Plant it in the ground proper?
It needs different soils for whichever colour you want the flowers to be...Hydrangeas are like litmus paper in reverse - Acid soil = blue flowers, alkali soil = pink flowers,
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Post by thebish » Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:13 am

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thebish wrote:if i'm not very much mistaken - that's a hydrangea
Any idea what I should do with it, Bish? Plant it in the ground proper?
aye - plant it into a nice hole in your proper garden... it should grow into a medium to large bush so have a mind to where you put it - it won't stay that small! (I don't mean it will be MASSIVE and undermine your house - just put it at the back of a bed rather than the front!)

here's what mine looks like to give you an idea of size...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:35 am

Then I take it that my soil's alkali as I already have one pink flowering bush in the front garden.

I'll do that, Bish. Cheers.
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Post by thebish » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:09 pm

4th day out of the first bag... still going strong...

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:06 pm

Store 'em in proper veg sacks and they last for months and months.

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Post by Dujon » Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:27 am

That image seems to indicate that the spuds are trying to be cucumbers in shape. Are they a particular type of potato or have they been forced that way because of being confined in a bag, thebish? Please excuse my ignorance.

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Post by General Mannerheim » Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:16 am

have gown strawberries outside this summer!... but some mysterious creature has eaten them!

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:23 am

General Mannerheim wrote:have gown strawberries outside this summer!... but some mysterious creature has eaten them!
It's ever thus General.

Almost impossible to keep the birds from them, unless you net over them and even then they'll do their damdest.

Slugs etc. can be avoided, largely, by keeping the plants off the ground and sprinkle (non toxic) pellets.

Nice to grow your own fruit though even if you can buy better quality . Great fun for kids to be involved in too. :cry:
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:04 am

General Mannerheim wrote:have gown strawberries outside this summer!... but some mysterious creature has eaten them!
slugs, ants, blackbirds, rats, chickens, mice, magpies, shrews, hedgehogs, beetles, humans, robins, the list of strawberry eating creatures is endless. When one turns above half red whip 'em inside (complete with hat and stalk) and allow to ripen on a sunny window (with banana helps to ripen them - they give off some chemical that helps ripen most fruits) safe in the knowledge the strawberry eating critters are mostly on the other side of the pane of glass, mostly.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:08 am

Dujon wrote:That image seems to indicate that the spuds are trying to be cucumbers in shape. Are they a particular type of potato or have they been forced that way because of being confined in a bag, thebish? Please excuse my ignorance.
Let me explain. Them, Dujon, are potato shaped.
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Dujon wrote:That image seems to indicate that the spuds are trying to be cucumbers in shape. Are they a particular type of potato or have they been forced that way because of being confined in a bag, thebish? Please excuse my ignorance.
they look ordinary potato shape to me! they are not being "forced" in a bag - just grown in one... isn't that the shape ordinary new potatos are where you live?

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:16 am

Dujon. Turn your screen upside down. They're the wrong way up :wink:

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thebish wrote:
Dujon wrote:That image seems to indicate that the spuds are trying to be cucumbers in shape. Are they a particular type of potato or have they been forced that way because of being confined in a bag, thebish? Please excuse my ignorance.
they look ordinary potato shape to me! they are not being "forced" in a bag - just grown in one... isn't that the shape ordinary new potatos are where you live?
It may depend on the variety - new potatoes can be smaller and more spherical.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Aug 09, 2013 3:52 pm

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thebish wrote:
Dujon wrote:That image seems to indicate that the spuds are trying to be cucumbers in shape. Are they a particular type of potato or have they been forced that way because of being confined in a bag, thebish? Please excuse my ignorance.
they look ordinary potato shape to me! they are not being "forced" in a bag - just grown in one... isn't that the shape ordinary new potatos are where you live?
It may depend on the variety - new potatoes can be smaller and more spherical.
conversely, they can be longer and more cucumber shaped, viz:

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:03 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
thebish wrote:
Dujon wrote:That image seems to indicate that the spuds are trying to be cucumbers in shape. Are they a particular type of potato or have they been forced that way because of being confined in a bag, thebish? Please excuse my ignorance.
they look ordinary potato shape to me! they are not being "forced" in a bag - just grown in one... isn't that the shape ordinary new potatos are where you live?
It may depend on the variety - new potatoes can be smaller and more spherical.
conversely, they can be longer and more cucumber shaped, viz:

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Very true. Indeed with two spheres and a cucumber you could create something quite phallic.

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:04 pm

Thems funny South American jobbies though. Taste a bit funny as well...

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