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General Chit Chat

Post by Raven » Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:06 pm

Inspired by GG

Only stuff I have is about my stupid wee dog, why does he try and pee and cock his one remaining wee back leg when if he aimed the other way he could stand on it, looks funny doing handstands

And not sure if I am proud of him or disgusted, he threw up yesterday then started to eat it.

I know why he threw up its because he had been eating the guinea pig shit again!
My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!

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Re: Disgusting Dog ownership Chat

Post by 2399 » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:12 pm

Tonight got home, and the eldest Cat was let out of the Lounge room and went to the toilet in the Cat Litter Tray
Raven wrote:Only stuff I have is about my stupid wee dog,

I know why he threw up its because he had been eating the guinea pig shit again!
Oh yeah, Our 'Wee Dog' quickly had a snack out of the Cat Litter tray!

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:36 pm

I really don't think that this is what GG had in mind at all. :shock:

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bijou Bob » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:53 pm

In a bid to get this thread somewhere other than constantly with animal faeces..........

Converse Allstars. Is it just me or are they the most uncomfortable shoes known to man :conf:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Raven » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:01 pm

No good to me as I have odd feet and too flat.
My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:06 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:In a bid to get this thread somewhere other than constantly with animal faeces..........

Converse Allstars. Is it just me or are they the most uncomfortable shoes known to man :conf:
Gee, I'm really out of touch. Used to be Bata Bumpers. :(
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:35 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:In a bid to get this thread somewhere other than constantly with animal faeces..........

Converse Allstars. Is it just me or are they the most uncomfortable shoes known to man :conf:
Leather flip-flops are the most uncomfortable shoes known to man, I've found.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:37 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:In a bid to get this thread somewhere other than constantly with animal faeces..........

Converse Allstars. Is it just me or are they the most uncomfortable shoes known to man :conf:
Leather flip-flops are the most uncomfortable shoes known to man, I've found.
Mr GG won't wear flip-flops, says they are too uncomfy, but i live in 'fit flops' during the summer.

Sandals are for old men. And sandals with socks are even worse. Crocs should only be worn by the under 12's.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:45 pm

Gooner Girl wrote: Sandals are for old men. And sandals with socks are even worse..
Agree about the socks, but sandals (not the leather type but the velcro-strap canvas ones) are a real boon on holiday. Comfortable and can get the sand out in seconds. Do for me who always poo-poo'd sandals till the wife bought me a pair. :wink:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by General Mannerheim » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:45 pm

my converse are well comfy! had em years now too. v impressive price per wears ratio.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:47 pm

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:50 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote: Leather flip-flops are the most uncomfortable shoes known to man, I've found.
Mr GG won't wear flip-flops, says they are too uncomfy,
It's the truth. Lord knows I've tried with these things (around the house, they've never made it outside). It's the bit that goes between your toes - leaves me hunched double as it digs in.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:52 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote: Leather flip-flops are the most uncomfortable shoes known to man, I've found.
Mr GG won't wear flip-flops, says they are too uncomfy,
It's the truth. Lord knows I've tried with these things (around the house, they've never made it outside). It's the bit that goes between your toes - leaves me hunched double as it digs in.
You men are such wusses. :roll:


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On a slightly different note - i want this house http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... arket.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:35 pm

Gooner Girl wrote: On a slightly different note - i want this house http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... arket.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Oooooooooh, you'd be forever cleaning! :P
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Raven » Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:49 pm

Quite like the house but I think I can see some neighbours close by, that won't do, need a house remote, if you can see neighbours with binoculars then they are too close :)
My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:21 pm

On of my cats has ashma... bad enough giving them a pump, but she was having a coughing fit the other day and she sharted... sent a massive dollop of shit straight up the door of the dining room cupboard... would have been funny had it not been cat shit which stunk the whole dining room out!!
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:50 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote: On a slightly different note - i want this house http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... arket.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Oooooooooh, you'd be forever cleaning! :P
Looks like a pretty reasonable price to me for all that. The US housing market is really down.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:14 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:In a bid to get this thread somewhere other than constantly with animal faeces..........

Converse Allstars. Is it just me or are they the most uncomfortable shoes known to man :conf:

I thought you were older than 18? And therefore may have seen Converse, but not actually bought a pair. :-)

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bijou Bob » Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:15 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:In a bid to get this thread somewhere other than constantly with animal faeces..........

Converse Allstars. Is it just me or are they the most uncomfortable shoes known to man :conf:

I thought you were older than 18? And therefore may have seen Converse, but not actually bought a pair. :-)
:lol: Nah, i is down wid de kids init :lol:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:21 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:In a bid to get this thread somewhere other than constantly with animal faeces..........

Converse Allstars. Is it just me or are they the most uncomfortable shoes known to man :conf:

I thought you were older than 18? And therefore may have seen Converse, but not actually bought a pair. :-)
:lol: Nah, i is down wid de kids init :lol:
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